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[Aslandus]

Congratulations, you did the thing. Now everything is working goodly forever.

I wish for gratuitous amounts of fire.

[Trapezohedron]

You burn down a large amount of forest to counter a forest fire.

You are hailed a hero.

I wish I was pals with Cthulhu.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Your friendly nature changes Cthulu turning him into the savior of our world ending all wars.



I wish for an over powered bass cannon to kill my enemies

[Rubidium]

Granted. The bass cannon instead makes your enemies turn into your new best friends.
I wish for Aluminum to die.

[Trapezohedron]

Due to a change in the laws of nature, Aluminum indeed dyes a good paint, and is now chrome-shiney.

Likey.

I wish the economy wasn't so shit.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
Poverty is now non-existent and living standards are much higher in general.

I wish to smash 13 mirrors with a black walking in front of me and I am walking under a ladder.

[Rubidium]

Granted.
Instead, I smash 13 mirrors with a black cat walking in front of me and walking under a ladder. I am cursed with bad luck forever.


I wish that I looked prettier.

[Eric Blank]

Granted, you are all the attractives. Pretty is a lame adjective anyway.

I wish to get moneys before lose jobs