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Author Topic: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 18: Divine intervention?]  (Read 34940 times)

Sinpwn

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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 1: Failure all 'round]
« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2012, 03:16:22 pm »
Rally my fellow fire slugs and then loot the lava plain for anything useful.
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Dariush

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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 1: Failure all 'round]
« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2012, 03:17:04 pm »
But that's the wrong shade of ultramarine! It's a registered sex offender!

Push Sorenor out of the treehouse, then jump after him.
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 1: Failure all 'round]
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2012, 03:18:29 pm »
Waitlist. Looks good so far.
I have been beset by a pair of NINJAS.
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 1: Failure all 'round]
« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2012, 03:18:58 pm »
Resist the pushing. Then counter-push!
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 1: Failure all 'round]
« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2012, 03:34:36 pm »
Hop out of the tree and try to peel off a branch to use as a makeshift weapon.
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Dermonster

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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 2: 10 point landing.]
« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2012, 04:15:34 pm »
Three fives and a one. Fun times.
Turn Two: Ten point landing!

Quote from: Sinpwn on February 01, 2012, 03:16:22 pm
Rally my fellow fire slugs and then loot the lava plain for anything useful.
(...) Embracing the madness, you valiantly trip over a nearby corpse and smash your head into the wall.

Quote from: Dariush on February 01, 2012, 03:17:04 pm
Push Sorenor out of the treehouse, then jump after him.
Quote from: Scelly9 on February 01, 2012, 03:18:58 pm
Resist the pushing. Then counter-push!
(...)(...) Dariush and Sorenor charge at each other in blind fury. Hands meeting, they shove for dominance, guttural instincts flaring in their minds. Watch as they heave at each other, their masculine forms shining in the dim light! They match each other, blow for blow, push for push! And now they've started a slap fight. Pap pap pap pap pap pap. This is extremely silly.

Quote from: freeformschooler on February 01, 2012, 03:34:36 pm
Hop out of the tree and try to peel off a branch to use as a makeshift weapon.
(...) Pulling off an excellent aerial maneuver, you charge out of the tree, flip off the balcony, collide with, then snap a branch off, and execute a perfect 10 point landing on the grassy field below. (...) The branch looks sturdy enough to use as a quarterstaff, or you could snap it in two and use it as a makeshift pair of wooden clubs.
Player: freeformschooler
Name: Hayley
Status: Bowing to the crowd.
Location: Outside the tree house.
Inventory: Aqua Tunic Large branch
Wounds: [HP:100/100]
Player: Scelly9
Name: Sorenor
Status: Slap fight~~~
Location: Mysterious Treehouse.
Inventory: Lime Green Tunic
Wounds: [HP:100/100]
Player: Sinpwn
Name: Sinclair
Status: Wait, corpse!?
Location: Mysterious Treehouse.
Inventory: Dark Red Tunic
Wounds: [HP:99/100] Mild Bruising
Player Dariush
Name: Dariush
Status: Slap fight~~~
Location: Mysterious Treehouse.
Inventory: Ultramarine Tunic
Wounds: [HP:100/100]
« Last Edit: February 02, 2012, 10:49:23 am by dermonster »
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 2 Ten point landing]
« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2012, 04:22:44 pm »
>Examine/loot corpse.
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Dermonster

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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 2 Ten point landing]
« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2012, 04:25:44 pm »
You are not in the tree house.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 2 Ten point landing]
« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2012, 04:27:08 pm »
Oh, right. Dig in the ground with my stick. See if there's anything under the surface.
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 2 Ten point landing]
« Reply #24 on: February 01, 2012, 04:49:12 pm »
Durr, Moron List me! :D
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 2 Ten point landing]
« Reply #25 on: February 01, 2012, 07:02:09 pm »
Loot the corpse with gusto.
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 2 Ten point landing]
« Reply #26 on: February 01, 2012, 08:49:29 pm »
Quote from: freeformschooler on February 01, 2012, 02:09:41 pm
You know, we were just kidding. You didn't have to do this if you didn't want to
I wasn't!

Quote from: dermonster on February 01, 2012, 02:10:31 pm
I AM DOING IT AND YOU CANNOT STOP ME.
That's the spirit!


Not sure whether I want to waitlist or not, though; the list seems rather long already.
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 2 Ten point landing]
« Reply #27 on: February 01, 2012, 09:31:58 pm »
Do it anyway, it's gonna be a waitlist revolving door once they hit a shadow temple.

Or they'll just quit at a water temple.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 2 Ten point landing]
« Reply #28 on: February 01, 2012, 09:34:08 pm »
Grab a stick. Begin drawing pentacles in the dirt.
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Quote from: blackmagechill on June 08, 2012, 05:08:32 pm
You taste the jug! It is ceramic.
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 2 Ten point landing]
« Reply #29 on: February 01, 2012, 10:00:15 pm »
Waitlist me please. Orange tunic if you need colors there too.
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