There used to be a witty comment here, but then Sorenor took a ground to the hand.
Turn 3: That floor had it coming to it.Dig in the ground with my stick. See if there's anything under the surface.
(...) Hefting your stick groundwards, you dig a tiny rut in the grass. You're not quite sure what this is supposed to accomplish, as you cannot actually dig very far with a staff.
(...)Yep, that there's some top quality dirt.
Loot the corpse with gusto.
(...) With a lengthy sigh, you poke the corpse with your boot. To your astonishment, riches absolutely fail to appear.
Grab a stick. Begin drawing pentacles in the dirt.
(...) Finding a small twig nearby, you
(...) Start chipping away at the wood floor in a mad fervor for pentacles. The twig immediately breaks, so you start punching the floor in rage. WHY *punch* WON'T *punch* YOU *punch* DIE! *punch* This fails to do anything particularly noteworthy except break your hand.
Kick Sorenor inna nuts.
(...) You glare at Sorenor with the intensity of a five year old light bulb. He's too busy screaming profanities to notice.
Player: freeformschooler
Name: Hayley
Status: Analyzing soil deposits.
Location: Outside the tree house.
Inventory:
Aqua Tunic Large branchWounds:
[HP:100/100]
Player: Scelly9
Name: Sorenor
Status: Swearing loudly at the insolent floor.
Location: Mysterious Treehouse.
Inventory:
Lime Green TunicWounds:
[HP:95/100] Broken Hand
Player: Sinpwn
Name: Sinclair
Status: Kicking dead people.
Location: Mysterious Treehouse.
Inventory:
Dark Red TunicWounds:
[HP:100/100]
Player Dariush
Name: Dariush
Status: Looking in Sorenors general direction.
Location: Mysterious Treehouse.
Inventory:
Ultramarine TunicWounds:
[HP:100/100]