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Author Topic: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 18: Divine intervention?]  (Read 35480 times)

monk12

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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 2 Ten point landing]
« Reply #30 on: February 01, 2012, 10:02:17 pm »

This is pretty amusing thus far. Hooray for peer pressure!

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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 2 Ten point landing]
« Reply #31 on: February 01, 2012, 11:26:36 pm »

In I go then. Wheeeee!

...oh right, Shadow Temple has Shadow Link, doesn't it? Whee for horrifying doppelgangers!
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 2 Ten point landing]
« Reply #32 on: February 01, 2012, 11:28:15 pm »

So sad I wasn't able to get on until just now.
Wait list for me, please. Hmm... you know what? I'll take pale pink. I made someone suffer it too, after all. Besides, real men wear pink.
So far, it's extremely silly, and very good.
So that wasn't anything to worry about.

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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 2 Ten point landing]
« Reply #33 on: February 01, 2012, 11:33:04 pm »

In I go then. Wheeeee!

...oh right, Shadow Temple has Shadow Link, doesn't it? Whee for horrifying doppelgangers!
No, Water Temple has Dark Link. Shadow Temple has Bongo Bongo.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 2 Ten point landing]
« Reply #34 on: February 01, 2012, 11:35:19 pm »

And, you know, fridge horror up the ass. I suspect literally, in some cases.

It's Hyrules dark forgotten torture tomb of horror. There's a gigantic floating ghost boat in the middle of a void, even!
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 2 Ten point landing]
« Reply #35 on: February 02, 2012, 12:34:02 am »

And the Hover Boots that have sliding ice level amounts of traction, but let you do that floaty thing.
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 2 Ten point landing]
« Reply #36 on: February 02, 2012, 12:48:47 am »

Posting to watch.
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 2 Ten point landing]
« Reply #37 on: February 02, 2012, 03:50:05 am »

I still demand for my color to be changed.

Kick Sorenor inna nuts.

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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 2 Ten point landing]
« Reply #38 on: February 02, 2012, 05:33:54 am »

Wh-...Derm makes an RTD and it fills up like *click*.

Join the Idlers Waitlist morons.


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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 2 Ten point landing]
« Reply #39 on: February 02, 2012, 08:59:04 am »

If we're picking our colors now, I choose FABULOUS.
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 2 Ten point landing]
« Reply #40 on: February 02, 2012, 08:59:52 am »

Hahaha no.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 2 Ten point landing]
« Reply #41 on: February 02, 2012, 09:02:27 am »

)=

Let's do BOLD PINK then!
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 2 Ten point landing]
« Reply #42 on: February 02, 2012, 09:05:49 am »

I like how it's only Turn 2 and the waitlist already has as many members as Hell has circles.
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 3: That floor had it coming to it.]
« Reply #43 on: February 02, 2012, 10:32:01 am »

There used to be a witty comment here, but then Sorenor took a ground to the hand.
Turn 3: That floor had it coming to it.

Dig in the ground with my stick. See if there's anything under the surface.
(...) Hefting your stick groundwards, you dig a tiny rut in the grass. You're not quite sure what this is supposed to accomplish, as you cannot actually dig very far with a staff.

(...)Yep, that there's some top quality dirt.

Loot the corpse with gusto.
(...) With a lengthy sigh, you poke the corpse with your boot. To your astonishment, riches absolutely fail to appear.

Grab a stick. Begin drawing pentacles in the dirt.
(...) Finding a small twig nearby, you (...) Start chipping away at the wood floor in a mad fervor for pentacles. The twig immediately breaks, so you start punching the floor in rage. WHY *punch* WON'T *punch* YOU *punch* DIE! *punch* This fails to do anything particularly noteworthy except break your hand.

Kick Sorenor inna nuts.
(...) You glare at Sorenor with the intensity of a five year old light bulb. He's too busy screaming profanities to notice.



Player: freeformschooler
Name: Hayley
Status: Analyzing soil deposits.
Location: Outside the tree house.
Inventory: Aqua Tunic Large branch
Wounds: [HP:100/100]

Player: Scelly9
Name: Sorenor
Status: Swearing loudly at the insolent floor.
Location: Mysterious Treehouse.
Inventory: Lime Green Tunic
Wounds: [HP:95/100] Broken Hand

Player: Sinpwn
Name: Sinclair
Status: Kicking dead people.
Location: Mysterious Treehouse.
Inventory: Dark Red Tunic
Wounds: [HP:100/100]

Player Dariush
Name: Dariush
Status: Looking in Sorenors general direction.
Location: Mysterious Treehouse.
Inventory: Ultramarine Tunic
Wounds: [HP:100/100]
« Last Edit: February 02, 2012, 11:41:38 am by dermonster »
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 3: That floor had it coming to it.]
« Reply #44 on: February 02, 2012, 10:37:37 am »

Alright, enough of this madness. Look around. Where am I REALLY?

Also, sharpen my staff on the tree.
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