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Author Topic: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 18: Divine intervention?]  (Read 35500 times)

Dermonster

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Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 18: Divine intervention?]
« on: February 01, 2012, 02:05:09 pm »

Well shit.

So there you were, average Mc-what's-yer-face, heading down to who cares, when suddenly you fall ass backwards into this odd plaid portal to god knows where. After a brief trip through dimensions not known by man, you free fell for a good four seconds, which was enough to tell that there were three other schmucks falling alongside you.

You barely had time to register their shocked expressions when you crash through the top of a large tree like a flesh-brick. Suddenly everything hurts like hell, but the pain passes pretty abruptly.

Groaning in perfect synchronization with the other three impromptu skydivers, you sit up warily, briefly noticing that you are now wearing a (color) colored... shirt-thing for some reason, and all the shit you had on you is now gone. Who are you and what do you do? x4 combo.

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Idiots at play:
1: freeformschooler/Hayley Aqua
2: Gatleos - Dark Orchid
3: lawastooshort - Red
4: Toaster - BOLD PINK

Morons who were late to the party:
3: kisame12794 - Black.
4: Yoink
5: IronyOwl
6: Aklyon - Orange
7: Thiefofdreams
8: Tiruin - Yellow Green
9: fergus
10: empfan - Light Blue
11: Bulldog -  Dark Blue
12: Geen
13: Applesauce Machine - Dark Red
14: Adwarf
15: Mego - Purple
16: Greenstarfanatic - Seaweed
17: scapheap - Orange
18: FuzzyZergling - Yellow
19: BlasterKyubey210 - Brown
20: Feldrain
21: Nicholas1024 - Dark Green
22: NoahTophatz - Gray
Jackasses who shuffled off the mortal coil:
1: Dariush (Ultramarine) Pissed off the Kokiri.
2: Scelly9/Sorenor (Neon Green) Wasted a bunch of time and did nothing about his injuries.
3: SinPwn/Sinclair (Dark Red) Dropped off the forum.
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« Last Edit: February 10, 2013, 08:29:23 pm by dermonster »
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"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Four Idiots, Three Triforci, Two Evils, and One Gigantic Mess.
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2012, 02:06:40 pm »

Name: Dariush;
Color: Ultramarine. With purple undertones and gray overlay.

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Re: Four Idiots, Three Triforci, Two Evils, and One Gigantic Mess.
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2012, 02:08:56 pm »

Name: Sinclair
Color: Blood Red
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Re: Four Idiots, Three Triforci, Two Evils, and One Gigantic Mess.
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2012, 02:09:41 pm »

You know, we were just kidding. You didn't have to do this if you didn't want to.

Name: Hayley
Color: Aqua
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You know, we were just kidding. You didn't have to do this if you didn't want to

I AM DOING IT AND YOU CANNOT STOP ME.

UNLESS YOU ALL COMPLETELY IGNORE WHAT I SAID AND DON'T POST AN ACTION TO GO WITH YOUR ODDLY SPECIFIC COLOR.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Oh, right, action: Examine self. Then examine surroundings.
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Name: Sorenor
Color: Neon Green
Look around. Then look at self.
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You taste the jug! It is ceramic.
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Look in a direction everyone else isn't looking.
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Moron list, please.
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Dariush

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Kill Sorenor by biting off his head.

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Even if you kill me in this game I am still gonna win that race.
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You taste the jug! It is ceramic.
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Moron list, please.
Oh yes me too please.
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I'll third the moron list!
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Re: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 0: Freefallin']
« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2012, 02:35:07 pm »

I oppose the blue color! It's unfairly oppressing me!
« Last Edit: February 01, 2012, 02:38:00 pm by Dariush »
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Hyrulain Hijinks [1: Failure all 'round.]
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2012, 03:10:20 pm »

Haha oh wow.

Turn One: Failure all 'round.

Examine self. Then examine surroundings.
Look around. Then look at self.
Look in a direction everyone else isn't looking.
(...)(...)(...) After an extensive back and forth, you collectively decide that this tree you are in is the mythical lava plain of Gundor and that your compatriots are anthropomorphic fire slugs. Ace Detectives. *Schwing*


Kill Sorenor by biting off his head.
(...) You stroll over and gnaw on Sorenor's ear for some reason. Yummy. (...) Deciding that getting chewed on is a bit low on his priority list, he gives you a good sock in the face. (...) You dodge it fairly easily, but then the taste hits you. AUGH.


Player: freeformschooler
Name: Hayley
Status: Detectivating.
Location: Mysterious Treehouse.
Inventory: Aqua Tunic
Wounds: [HP:100/100]

Player: Scelly9
Name: Sorenor
Status: Punching Dariush in the face.
Location: Mysterious Treehouse.
Inventory: Lime Green Tunic
Wounds: [HP:100/100]

Player: Sinpwn
Name: Sinclair
Status: Participating in group idiocy.
Location: Mysterious Treehouse.
Inventory: Dark Red Tunic
Wounds: [HP:100/100]

Player Dariush
Name: Dariush
Status: OH GOD EARWAX WHY
Location: Mysterious Treehouse.
Inventory: Ultramarine Tunic
Wounds: [HP:100/100]
« Last Edit: February 02, 2012, 10:49:36 am by dermonster »
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.
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