Chapter 33: NPCs > Players
Cyan Garamonde, while engaging the Crossbowman, looks over to see
The Boss dying with an arrow in his head; the arrow came from the same man who he is dueling. However, honor before vengeance, and he shoves the Crossbowman down on his back before running down the stairs into the main area, and kneeling next to the Saint.
"Don't worry, I'm very well trained in this area! (Fun Fact: He isn't.) He attempts to use all he learned in basic medicine as part of his Samurai training to heal his partner. (2) He looks at the wound...yeah, maybe if this was a simple cut or cohesion he could do something, but this will require an actual doctor, and it would be more risky for him to get involved.
"....Actually, good luck." He stands up and bows.
King Arthur dies.
Jackie Estacado whips out his AK47 from his jacket and points it at the first level of seats. He unloads a volley at the Archer, (2 vs. 3) who ducks under the seats and manages to draw his bow under fire. Knocking it, he fires an arrow off at Jackie, (3 vs. 6) which completely misfires and goes in some other direction. Jackie empties his clip, vowing to finish this later. He turns his attention to the Rouge. One of his arms goes on the attack, (6 vs. 2) and the Rouge sees this and tries to run. The arm doesn't waste anytime and simply bites his head and eats his skull! The Rogue crumples and drops the Shotgun. The second Arm goes to Tybalt's chest to get his heart, but it looks like
Gordon Freeman 2.0 blew it up with his revolver.
Rainbow Dash avenges the savior of her Katana,
King Arthur! She flies at breakneck speeds towards
William Shakespeare, pointing her blade straight for his face. (1 vs. 2) At the last second, Shakespeare, who is still laying on his back, moves his head, and Dashie sticks her sword into the stage! She struggles trying to pull it out, as Will stands up and grabs one of his Rapiers and thrusts right at her! (5 vs. 3) He impales it straight through her ribcage and pulls it out, causing her to bleed everywhere. He runs away and fetches his second Rapier.
Sherlock Holmes charges the Vanguard with his Halberd, the spear-end pointed at it's wielders throat. (4 vs. 1) The Vanguard dodges but the Halberd manages to go into his chest anyways. As he screams in pain, Sherlock jumps on the Halberd. The Vanguard falls backwards, and the detective uses the propulsion to jump at the Knight. (4 vs. 3)
"What the-?!" Before he can finish, Holmes wraps his arm around the Knight's unprotected neck. The Knight starts gasping for air as he runs around trying to throw Sherlock off of him.
Pinkamena Diane Pie, seeing
William Shakespeare mess with all of her friends, fires a fiery
Flaming Knife Chainsaw of Death (rights reserved) at the Bard. (6 vs. 4) It misses, though it does have the effect of
lighting his face on fire. "AAAAH/HHHH/HHHH/I sayeth."Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle proceeds over to the Man-at-Arms, who is on his knees, clutching his stomach. (4 vs. 3) Wintle kicks him in the head, knocking him over. He then walks towards the Knight, pulling out his Webley. His original intention was to shoot the Knight execution style, but now the Knight is running around with
Sherlock Holmes on his back. The Lieutenant takes a firing stance and aims his weapon, (1 vs. 4) and manages to shoot Sherlock in the Left Hand. The Detective falls off the Knight, cursing his fellow Englishman, as the Knight wheezes. Angrily, the armored man stumbles towards the Colonel, swinging his Morning Star at him, (2 vs. 5) but Alfred combat rolls behind the Knight.
"Such brashness." He stands up and dusts off his uniform.
The Boss lays on the ground. His subconscious reaches into the back of his mind...(5) and the bleeding somehow stops. He wakes up. Well, he's alive. Still, he did lose a ton of blood, and the arrow is still in his head.
Seconds later, the giant
Oleg busts through the side of the theater. Seeing the status of his boss, he runs over and lifts the leader to his feet.
"What happened to you? Oleg joins the party!Gordon Freeman 2.0 stands up, wiping Tybalt's blood off his suit. He looks around for another suitable target...well, the Crossbowman is definitely causing trouble for his team. Gordon pulls out
The Legendary Crossbow and aims for the man at the rafters. He lets one arrow go. (2 vs. 5) The Crossbowman jumps as an arrow embeds itself in a wooden support pillar next to him. He mutters something to himself about
"Bloody Rag-Tag Cunts" and puts a bolt into his sniping tool.
The Archer perks his head over the balcony, tired of getting shot at. He begins firing a non-stop volley of arrows at
Jackie Estacado. (6 vs. 3) Jackie takes an arrow to both the Left Lung and his Stomach. This would be enough to kill an ordinary human, but he's definitely not ordinary. Still, that hurts really badly.
The Man-at-Arms stands up, disoriented, and stumbles around. As he regains full vision, he sees
Sherlock Holmes complaining about his hand. The Man-at-Arms runs at the detective's side, and swings his flanged mace. (6 vs. 3) He smashes Sherlock's skull, sending him to the ground, unconscious and bleeding.
(Fatal Wound: 1 Turn Left)The Vanguard flails around a bit on his back while being impaled. Grunting, he puts his hands around the shaft (If you thought "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID LOLOLOL" Fuck you.) of the Halberd and pulls it out. (4) He groans but manages to pull it out without bleeding everywhere, and stands up slowly. He sees his assailant is lying unconscious. Taking the Halberd, he marches behind
Gordon Freeman 2.0 and swings the hook-end at him. (6 vs. 6) Gordon reacts at the last second, and the hook manages to give him a small haircut, but nothing else.
The Knight spins around and roars in a bestial rage, charging at
Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle. (4 vs. 1) The Morning Star flies at Daniel, who sidesteps it easily.
"Your tactics are brutish and unrefined, no match for-" The Knight then smashes the Lieutenant in the face with his shield, dislocating his jaw and breaking his nose.
The Crossbowman, now loaded, pokes his head out to look at the battlefield. He spots the same Samurai,
Cyan Garamonde, who tried dueling with him before. He lifts up his weapon to eye-level and points it dead-center at Cyan. (3+1 vs. 2) Cyan sniffs the air.
"What's that smell?" He looks at his Left Leg and sees a bolt sticking out of it.
"Oh."William Shakespeare dunks his fiery face in a nearby bucket of water. (4) He gasps and pulls his face out, charred by the raging flames. He looks over at the pink pony.
"Pinkamena Diane Pie/now you die/and..../GAHHHHHH!" Devoid of all sense of his usual witty demeanor, the half-faced looking Shakespeare pulls out his twin pistols and fires them at Pinkamena. (1 vs. 1) He misses. Caught up in rage, he holsters his Pistols and draws his twin Rapiers, running straight at the pony. (6 vs. 5) Pinkamena fires a shot from her cannon, but William leaps right over them like some Naruto shit.
"Silly Bill, you think you can-"; As the Bard lands he drives both of his Rapiers through P.D.P.'s chest, and pulls them out.
Pinkie Pie's usual color returns, and she spins around derp-faced, dying like an actor in a bad movie. (A clever last-breath shot at Shakespeare perhaps?)
"~Oh nooooooooo~" She twirls around on her hind leg one more time and falls flat on the ground and....dissolves into a pink puddle. Is that supposed to happen?
Pinkamena Diane Pie di-....melted?The
Elite Mongolian Warriors see this unfold.
"AVENGE THE QUEEN! AAAAHHHHH!" The mob of them charge
William Shakespeare. (5 vs. 1) The Bard pulls out his Twin Pistols.
"You think a barge of barbarians/armed with scimitars and-" An arrow flies through the air and hits William through the eye.
"Well/I'm dead." He bows and dies. The Mongols cheer.
William Shakespeare has been slain!
Archer: The finest in the islands, could shoot an apple off of another apple.
Items: Longbow, Shortsword (Tampered)
Health: Foot Minor Shot, Ankle Shot
Man-at-Arms: A trained soldier equipped to handle military operations.
Items: Light Plate Armor, Mace, Throwing Axes
Agile: 50% chance of getting +1 to defense.
Health: Stomach Shot, Head Concussed
Vanguard: A heavily armored killer with a long-reaching weapons.
Items: Chain Mail, Greataxe (Tampered), Halberd
Health: Torso Heavily Bruised, Chest Stabbed, Bleeding
Knight: A noble and fearsome warrior out to fight for his king...er, princess.
Items: Heavy Plate Armor, Morning Star, Kite Shield
Glacier: Heavy resistance to damage, -1 movement.
Health: Choking
Crossbowman: Like the archer guy, but with more Crossbow.
Items: Crossbow, Short Sword
Crossbow: Takes 1 turn to load, gets +1 on attack.
Health: Fine
Cyan Garamonde
Items: 2 Katanas, Tanto Knife, Samurai Armor, Sniper Camouflage, Light U.S. Armor, Bronze Bars, Fragmentation Grenade, Teddy's Pistol
Health: Arrow in Left Leg
Gordon Freeman 2.0
Items: Crowbar, Gravity Gun, Fire Crossbow, 1911 Pistol, Handcannon Revolver, Uzi, Laser Rifle, Javelin RPG, Flashbangs, Fragmentation Grenades, ToadyOne's Legendary Longbow
Health: Fine
Jackie Estacado
Items: Dual 1911s, Micro Uzi, AK47
Health: Right Forearm Slashed, Left Lung Pierced, Stomach Pierced, Light Bleeding
Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle
Items: Webley Mk.IV, Lee Enfield No.IV Mk.I
Health: Dislocated Jaw, Broken Nose
Sherlock Holmes
Items: Disguises, Pipe
Abilities: Extreme Detachment (Cooldown: 1 Turn)
Health: Cut Right Thigh, Shot through Left Hand, Skull Smashed, Unconscious, Heavy Bleeding, Fatal Wound
The Boss
Items: Dual .45 Shepards, Dual Tek Z-10, The Penetrator, Grave Digger, K-8 Krukov, Annihilator, McManus 2015, Fragmentation Grenades, Molotov Cocktails, Farts in a Jar, Electric Grenades, Phone
Health: Bolt to the Skull, Lost a lot of Blood
Rainbow Dash
Items: Dashie's Katana, Laurel Crown
Health: Ribcage Pierced, Heavy Bleeding
Elite Mongolian Warriors
Equipment: Turkish Sabers, Composite Bows, Halberds, Anti-Calavry Lances, Augmented Mongolian Armor
Health: 20/30 Warriors
Oleg
Equipment:
Health: Fine
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