Ch. 15: Bay12, Bitches!
And so, our heroes come up with the generic team name of
The Heroes of Equestria.Sun Tzu takes all the Chinese Rifles and glues them together, making the ultimate weapon:
French Toast. He also works Heavy U.S. Armor under his own, which offers extra protection at the expense of looking really fat.
Twilight Sparkle put's
Dashie's Katana in her saddlebag.
Deoxys swishes the knife around. It doesn't seem to do anything.
Pinkie Pie snatches the knife out of
Deoxy's hand-er, tentacle, and puts some shit together to make
The Pink Death! It immdiately falls apart after creation.
Cyan Garamonde puts on some Sniper Camoflouge and some Light U.S. Armor. He picks up a Fragmentation Grenade, knowing now you pull the pin and it explodes.
Teddy Roosevelt equips Light U.S. Armor, an M16 Rifle and a Shotgun.
Fluttershy gets some Sniper Camo for
Rarity to sample.
Angel sneaks two 60's Submachine Guns in her saddlebag also.
Gordon Freeman 2.0 snags some Frag Grenades.
With the preparations ready, a Lunar Army Transport Helicopter picks
T.H.E. up....
Hours later the Helicopter is hovering above a courtyard inside a giant fortress composed of gold, and bones. Arrows and bullets fly past the convoy, some coming close by only hitting Kennedy's Tank, which is tied to the bottom of the helicopter by a rope. The Pony in charge yells,
"We can't land do to all the traps the Dwarves have placed around the perimeter, so it's up to you guys!" He points to a rack of back-pack looking objects in the back of heli.
"Those are parachutes, they are essential to dropping in, though not necessary if you want to jump in free fall! Good luck!" From this height,
T.H.E. can start to make out targets below...
Bay 12 Army:Dwarven Fortress Population: A large militia ready to defend their home, no doubt a worthy bunch of opponents. Except one's sitting down and making a pot. Another is going for a drink. That one just fell in the moat. Maybe not so worthy.
Items: Dwaren Equipment.
Health:
100%, wait, 99%, 98.5%....there goes another .3%...Urist McSworden: Adventure Dwarf who was born with a natural skill for using Hammers. His parents were not good with naming children.
Items: Steel Helmet, Steel Armor, Steel Warhammer
Health:
FineUrist McThrowin': The kids laughed at him for playing with rocks all day. But who's laughing now?
Items: Rocks, Sand, Water, Blood, Body Parts
Health:
FinePeasant Army: They are peasants. They have knives. They have no family to speak of. They ask that you travel a few feet to the Northwest to and kill
The Heroes of Equestria.Items: Knives
Health:
100%Bronze Colossus: Oooohh, Megabeast!
Items:
Ability: Giant -
+1 to Offense,
-1 to DefenseHealth:
FineBoogeymen: AW FU-
Items:
Ability: Incessant Douchbaggery -
+2 to Defense,
-1 OffenseHealth:
CacklingLiberal Crime Squad: A hippie, a yoga teacher, a gangster, a teacher, a college student and a judge walk into a bar. They proceed to beat up every conservative inside.
Items: M16's, Katanas, Body Armor
Ability: Improvised Martial Arts Masters
Health:
6/6. Liberal!WWI Medic: Would feel safer in a hole.
Items: WWI Military Uniform, Military Helmet, Trench Rifle, Amputation Kit
Ability: Medic
Health:
No Mustard GasAnd sitting at a throne in the back....
"And then I was like, "That's because Minecraft is for casual gamers!" Ha ha ha!""What a fine story my brother!""Who said you could talk, bitch? Go back to making stories and banning homophobes, faggot!":<ToadyOne & ThreetoeHealth:
Bay12!Mood:
TOTALLY FRATICIAL.
Twilight Sparkle
Items: Dashie's Katana
Health: Fine
Pinkie Pie
Items: Party Cannon (Broken), Shotgun
Health: Fine
Teddy Roosevelt
Items: Rifle, Pistol, Knife, Light U.S. Armor, M16, Shotgun
Health: Fine
Sun Tzu
Items: Kaiyun, Ji, Battle Banner, Art of War, Lamellar Armor, Heavy U.S. Armor, French Toast
Health: Fine
Fluttershy
Items: Sniper Camoflouge, 60's Sub-machine Guns
Health: Fine
Cyan Garamonde
Items: Katana, Tanto Knife, Samurai Armor, Sniper Camoflouge, Light U.S. Armor
Health: Fine
Deoxys
Moveset: Psychic, Wrap, Night Shade, Flash Cannon, Hyper Beam (Ready)
Health: Fine
Gordon Freeman 2.0
Items: Crowbar, Gravity Gun, Fire Crossbow, 1911 Pistol, Handcannon Revolver, Uzi, Laser Rifle, Javelin RPG, Flashbangs, Fragmentation Grenades
Mongolian Warriors
Equipment: Turkish Sabers, Mongolian Armor
Health: 50/50 Warriors
JFK in a Tank
Equipment: Sherman Tank
Health: America
Mod Note: Yo, ThreeToe, it would be awesome if you could not totally ban me. Plz. :3