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[RTD]

Hey, TCM? Is it okay if I use the character sheets you made in this game for my next RTD?

Go ahead

Thanks.

It's sort of generic actually.

[Geen]

Teddy needs to wear a flag on his head. IN AMERICA!

[TCM]

Sickle is spelt with an LE, not EL.

Light U.S. Amrmor

TCM never spells wrong, nor he spells right, he spells precisely how he means to.

Actually it's because I use Internet Explorer. It's mentioned in my 'I'm Back' rap.

I spent all that time on that for nothing!!! 

[ansontan2000]

Swap to Google Chrome and/or Firefox ASAP! IE just has too many viruses online that it's just too risky to use. Trust me, it's more than once that I've had to restore factory settings because of IE.

[ForlanceAbice]

Agreed....
Using Firefox since 2011....
Internet Explorer can go suck it.

.... Sooo bored.... You guys are having WAAAAY
too much fun without me.

[RTD]

Agreed....
Using Firefox since 2011....
Internet Explorer can go suck it.

.... Sooo bored.... You guys are having WAAAAY
too much fun without me.

Er, you can do anything you want with your Administator until it's your turn to be on The Party. This applies for all people on the waitlist, by the way.

For now, try and roleplay a battle in TF2.

[ansontan2000]

Agreed....
Using Firefox since 2011....
Internet Explorer can go suck it.

.... Sooo bored.... You guys are having WAAAAY
too much fun without me.

Er, you can do anything you want with your Administator until it's your turn to be on The Party. This applies for all people on the waitlist, by the way.

For now, try and roleplay a battle in TF2.

....RTD, you're not TCM.
We follow what the GM tells us to do, not you.

[Xantalos]

Agreed....
Using Firefox since 2011....
Internet Explorer can go suck it.

.... Sooo bored.... You guys are having WAAAAY
too much fun without me.

Er, you can do anything you want with your Administator until it's your turn to be on The Party. This applies for all people on the waitlist, by the way.

For now, try and roleplay a battle in TF2.

....RTD, you're not TCM.
We follow what the GM tells us to do, not you.

Plus if we did, it would spiral out of control and we'd eventually have a waitlist thread not unlike the onship thread in ER.

[TCM]

Sorry this turn is taking so long. Please blame TGWTG, Game Grumps, Tech9ne and Hopsin. :<

[Xantalos]

Sorry this turn is taking so long. Please blame TGWTG, Game Grumps, Tech9ne and Hopsin. :<

Curse you, things!!!1!1111!!!1!one!!1

[Biscuitlord]

''Hey I'm Grump, I'm not so Grump and we're the Game Grumps!''    Grrr!!  Curse you. I just got that song out of my head.

[TCM]

Ch. 15: Bay12, Bitches!

And so, our heroes come up with the generic team name of The Heroes of Equestria.

Sun Tzu takes all the Chinese Rifles and glues them together, making the ultimate weapon: French Toast. He also works Heavy U.S. Armor under his own, which offers extra protection at the expense of looking really fat.

Twilight Sparkle put's Dashie's Katana in her saddlebag.

Deoxys swishes the knife around. It doesn't seem to do anything.

Pinkie Pie snatches the knife out of Deoxy's hand-er, tentacle, and puts some shit together to make The Pink Death! It immdiately falls apart after creation.

Cyan Garamonde puts on some Sniper Camoflouge and some Light U.S. Armor. He picks up a Fragmentation Grenade, knowing now you pull the pin and it explodes.

Teddy Roosevelt equips Light U.S. Armor, an M16 Rifle and a Shotgun.

Fluttershy gets some Sniper Camo for Rarity to sample. Angel sneaks two 60's Submachine Guns in her saddlebag also.

Gordon Freeman 2.0 snags some Frag Grenades.

With the preparations ready, a Lunar Army Transport Helicopter picks T.H.E. up....


Hours later the Helicopter is hovering above a courtyard inside a giant fortress composed of gold, and bones. Arrows and bullets fly past the convoy, some coming close by only hitting Kennedy's Tank, which is tied to the bottom of the helicopter by a rope.  The Pony in charge yells, "We can't land do to all the traps the Dwarves have placed around the perimeter, so it's up to you guys!" He points to a rack of back-pack looking objects in the back of heli. "Those are parachutes, they are essential to dropping in, though not necessary if you want to jump in free fall! Good luck!" From this height, T.H.E. can start to make out targets below...


Bay 12 Army:

Dwarven Fortress Population: A large militia ready to defend their home, no doubt a worthy bunch of opponents. Except one's sitting down and making a pot. Another is going for a drink. That one just fell in the moat.  Maybe not so worthy.
Items: Dwaren Equipment.
Health: 100%, wait, 99%, 98.5%....there goes another .3%...

Urist McSworden: Adventure Dwarf who was born with a natural skill for using Hammers. His parents were not good with naming children.
Items: Steel Helmet, Steel Armor, Steel Warhammer
Health: Fine

Urist McThrowin': The kids laughed at him for playing with rocks all day. But who's laughing now?
Items: Rocks, Sand, Water, Blood, Body Parts
Health: Fine

Peasant Army: They are peasants. They have knives. They have no family to speak of. They ask that you travel a few feet to the Northwest to and kill The Heroes of Equestria.
Items: Knives
Health: 100%

Bronze Colossus: Oooohh, Megabeast!
Items:
Ability: Giant - +1 to Offense,-1 to Defense
Health: Fine

Boogeymen: AW FU-
Items:
Ability: Incessant Douchbaggery -  +2 to Defense,-1 Offense
Health: Cackling

Liberal Crime Squad: A hippie, a yoga teacher, a gangster, a teacher, a college student and a judge walk into a bar. They proceed to beat up every conservative inside.
Items: M16's, Katanas, Body Armor
Ability: Improvised Martial Arts Masters
Health: 6/6. Liberal!

WWI Medic: Would feel safer in a hole.
Items: WWI Military Uniform, Military Helmet, Trench Rifle, Amputation Kit
Ability: Medic
Health: No Mustard Gas

And sitting at a throne in the back....

"And then I was like, "That's because Minecraft is for casual gamers!" Ha ha ha!"
"What a fine story my brother!"
"Who said you could talk, bitch? Go back to making stories and banning homophobes, faggot!"
:<


ToadyOne & Threetoe
Health: Bay12!
Mood: TOTALLY FRATICIAL.

Spoiler: The Heroes of Equestria (click to show/hide)

Twilight Sparkle
Items: Dashie's Katana
Health: Fine

Pinkie Pie
Items: Party Cannon (Broken), Shotgun
Health: Fine

Teddy Roosevelt
Items: Rifle, Pistol, Knife, Light U.S. Armor, M16, Shotgun
Health: Fine

Sun Tzu
Items: Kaiyun, Ji, Battle Banner, Art of War, Lamellar Armor, Heavy U.S. Armor, French Toast
Health: Fine

Fluttershy
Items: Sniper Camoflouge, 60's Sub-machine Guns
Health: Fine

Cyan Garamonde
Items: Katana, Tanto Knife, Samurai Armor, Sniper Camoflouge, Light U.S. Armor
Health: Fine

Deoxys
Moveset: Psychic, Wrap, Night Shade, Flash Cannon, Hyper Beam (Ready)
Health: Fine

Gordon Freeman 2.0
Items: Crowbar, Gravity Gun, Fire Crossbow, 1911 Pistol, Handcannon Revolver, Uzi, Laser Rifle, Javelin RPG, Flashbangs, Fragmentation Grenades

Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)

Mongolian Warriors
Equipment: Turkish Sabers, Mongolian Armor
Health: 50/50 Warriors

JFK in a Tank
Equipment: Sherman Tank
Health: America

Mod Note: Yo, ThreeToe, it would be awesome if you could not totally ban me. Plz. :3

[RTD]

Deoxys just flies to the ground - but very quiet and hidden.

Oh goodness, the dwarves are going to kill a quartar of their forces before we start fighting.

EDIT2: Why did spell check just disappear from message options?

[ansontan2000]

Deoxys just flies to the ground - but very quiet and hidden.

First of all: Deoxys can fly?
Second: It's kinda hard to miss an orange thing falling out of the sky...

[RTD]

Deoxys just flies to the ground - but very quiet and hidden.

First of all: Deoxys can fly?
Second: It's kinda hard to miss an orange thing falling out of the sky...

Yes, he can fly.

No one will notice, their too busy either arguing or killing each other.