Chapter 66: Anticlimax?
Lawrence Taylor calls for the aid of the New York Giants! (2) They are too busy selecting a draft to notice, and probably will be for the next while.
"Hey bitch, you want some gum?" RZA chucks a pack of Explosive Juicy Fruit at
Princess Celestia! (6 vs. 3) The gum sticks to her Torso. With a look of horror, it explodes directly on her, as her chest cavity is exploded!
Teddy Roosevelt attacks
Princess Celestia with an all-out charge! (1 vs. 4) He pulls all of his weapons out, but he can't carry all of these firearms! He trips. The Princess (3 vs. 5) shoots a Death Ray at him, but he swiftly rolls out of the way!
Rainbow Dash flies over
Princess Celestia and dual-fires in John Woo slo-mo fashion! (5 vs. 3) The bullets and lasers burn and tear through her body!
Twilight Sparkle uses Absorption on
Princess Celestia's magical prowess! (2 vs. 2) Nothing happens.
Pinkamena Diane Pie fires
all the lasers! (3 vs. 1) A huge magical laser forms and smashes into
Princess Celestia! She flies several feet back before landing in the grass.
Raekwon does the ancient Wu-Tang dance! (2) It's kind of entertaining.
Princess Celestia gets up, (1) but winces in pain and falls back down again. She begins sobbing.
"I can't die here..."Princess CelestiaHealth:
Fucked UpMood:
*Crying*
Twilight Sparkle
Items: Pony Royal Guard Armor, Battle Axe, RPG
Health: Re-unicorned!
RZA
Items: Microphone, LMG, 2 9mm, Explosive Juicy Fruit
Health: Fine
Rainbow Dash
Items: Katana, Mac-10, Quick-Shot Blaster, 2 Bandoliers
Health: Fine
Pinkamena Diane Pie
Items: Chainsaw, Buterching Knife, Scalpel, 2 Jumper Cables
Health: Insane
Centaur Lawrence Taylor
Items: Football Helmet, Lightsaber
Health: Centaur-Cat-Man-Thing
Teddy Roosevelt
Items: Rifle, Pistol, Knife, Battle Rifle of the Union, Sawed-off Shotgun, Boomerang Bowie Knife
Health: Fine
Raekwon
Items: Machete
Health: Fine
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