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[Flying Dice]

WAIT

I AM HERE

Teddy grabs the Battle Rifle of the Union, the Sawed-Off Shotgun, and the Boomerang Bowie Knife. "I'll avenge you, Abe. For America."

ftfy

[Geen]

HERE!
Craft a few hundred blasters with my chainsaw to make a las-chainsword. Also, eat that muffin. And make a few more out of the bodies.

[TCM]

I'll roll tomorrow.

It's the BEGINNING OF THE END.

[TCM]

Chapter 64: The Final Battle


Lawrence Taylor the Cat-Centaur picks up the Lightsaber.

Rainbow Dash grabs the Quick-shot Blaster and slings it onto her magically-appearing second bandolier.

RZA picks up the explosive Juicy Fruit package. He then uses his Wu-Tang Dark Arts to summon the next of the Clan. He summons Raekwon!

Teddy Roosevelt vows vengeance on the part of Abraham Lincoln, and takes the dead president's weapons.

Pinkamena Diane Pie crafts the 10000 Blasters together with her chainsaw. (3) All she does is tape them together. It doesn't work.

Twilight Sparkle heals her unicorn horn, except she can't because the thing she could heal her defunct unicorn horn with, is her defunct unicorn horn. Looks like that Golem isn't going to happen.


Incoming Transmission! The transceiver opens to an image of Leader Princess Luna!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9QE7LRjF54

A bright glow surrounds the party, and everyone is fully healed!

"We have heard that the Party has defeated all of Princess Celestia's remaining forces. This is good, and we wish you luck on the final battle. Radar and satellite images read that my sister is just a few kilometers north of here. It is vital to the revolution that you catch her now. Salutations, and may Faust look over you."

Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)

Twilight Sparkle
Items: Pony Royal Guard Armor, Battle Axe, RPG
Health: Re-unicorned!

RZA
Items: Microphone, LMG, 2 9mm, Explosive Juicy Fruit
Health: Fine

Rainbow Dash
Items: Katana, Mac-10, Quick-Shot Blaster, 2 Bandoliers
Health: Fine

Pinkamena Diane Pie
Items: Chainsaw, Buterching Knife, Scalpel, 2 Jumper Cables
Health: Insane

Centaur Lawrence Taylor
Items: Football Helmet, Lightsaber
Health: Centaur-Cat-Man-Thing

Teddy Roosevelt
Items: Rifle, Pistol, Knife, Battle Rifle of the Union, Sawed-off Shotgun, Boomerang Bowie Knife
Health: Fine

Spoiler: Enemy NPCs (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)

Raekwon
Items:
Health: Fine
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[Powder Miner]

Teddy begins moving towards Princess Celestia.

[Flying Dice]

"Foals of Canterlot, of Manehatten, my sisters:
I see in your eyes, the same fear that will take the heart of me!
And a day may come, when the courage of men fails,
when we forsake our friends,
and all bonds of fellowship are broken.
But it is not this day.
There may come a time of swords
and an hour of wolves,
when the Age of Ponies comes crashing down!
But it is not this day.
This day, WE FIGHT!"

Rainbow Dash glanced up, looked at her companions, and hastily flung a book into a nearby shrubbery.

[mcclay]

Twilight does the golem thing and then heads off to go fight the Princess

[Geen]

Fire All the blasters. On full auto. To use the recoil to propel me at high speeds. Lasers have recoil, right?

[Flintus10]

RZA and Raekwon before bowing their heads in respect to the fallen members of the clan. RZA gives Raekwon his machette before the two head out to the fight.

[Baradine]

Blitz towards Celestia.

[TCM]

All right, all posts are in.

Whose ready for the finale?

[Baradine]

  Lets go.

[Caellath]

I'm here, hoping for Sun Tzu to be summoned.

[TCM]

Chapter 65: Tears of a Despot


After some instantaneous speeches, trading, laser blasting, running and trying to unsuccessfully (2), trying to summon a golem, the group reaches their target at the end of the forest.

The despot sits upon the grass, not directly at the Party; she stares deep into the beautiful horizon. Stretching her legs, she says only this: "The best plotted plans of people and ponies often proceed awry."


FINAL BOSS: PRINCESS CELESTIA


Princess Celestia
Health: Divine
Mood: -----

Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)

Twilight Sparkle
Items: Pony Royal Guard Armor, Battle Axe, RPG
Health: Re-unicorned!

RZA
Items: Microphone, LMG, 2 9mm, Explosive Juicy Fruit
Health: Fine

Rainbow Dash
Items: Katana, Mac-10, Quick-Shot Blaster, 2 Bandoliers
Health: Fine

Pinkamena Diane Pie
Items: Chainsaw, Buterching Knife, Scalpel, 2 Jumper Cables
Health: Insane

Centaur Lawrence Taylor
Items: Football Helmet, Lightsaber
Health: Centaur-Cat-Man-Thing

Teddy Roosevelt
Items: Rifle, Pistol, Knife, Battle Rifle of the Union, Sawed-off Shotgun, Boomerang Bowie Knife
Health: Fine

Spoiler: Enemy NPCs (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)

Raekwon
Items: Machete
Health: Fine
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[Baradine]

Lol, her health is divine.

Anyways, try and plead again for a giant from the New York Giants