((My browser crashed again, so I'll repost everything, without listing the rolls due to time.))
Gordon Freeman shoots his SMG at Knights 2 & 4. His SMG jams!
Rainbow Dash flies up and slices Knight #2 with her Katan. It penetrates the armor and cuts into his forearm, he drops the Broadsword!
Altair scales the wall and finds a conveniently placed chandelier. He jumps at the
Dark Knight, landing on him, thrusting his hidden blade forward and
going through the helmet, through the head and piercing him in the brain! The Dark Knight is down!Teddy Roosevelt has a rousing speech, stating that the
Dancing Prisoners should not fight against the Rebels, but with them. The prisoners argue and fight each other! The Pro-Rebels stab their enemies to death.
Dancing Prisoners have joined the Party!Twilight Sparkle heals
Rainbow Dash, healing her wounds and putting her back in tip-top shape. She shoots lightening at the
Dark Knight's corpse. It convulses.
Pinkie Pie brings out her Party Cannon! Cept' the
Dark Knight is dead.
RZA and Method Man charge Knight #5. He sees this coming, turns around and
stabs Method Man through the eye, killing him instantly!Friendly Knight comes to his senses. He crawls behind Knight #4 (1 vs. 6) but Knight #4 turns around and (4 vs. 1) stabs him in the lower spine!
Knight #2 grabs his forearm in pain, and picks up his Broadsword with his left arm. He swings it at
Rainbow Dash, (6-1 vs. 4) and gives her a cut on her Right Flank!
Knight #4 takes his Lance, (5 vs. 1) and
thrusts it into Friendly Knight's neck, killing him! Knight #5 attacks
RZA (3 vs. 4) but the Rapper dodges, (2 vs. 4) and regains his footing.
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....I had a dream last night where Powder Miner put a picture in his signature of a really diseased, nasty, decaying hand that grossed everyone out.
What was I saying? Oh yeah, news!
So, New Playable Characters will be coming out soon, and players, even spectators, can participate! If popular enough, and I like your suggestion, your character can make it to the next batch! (Note that I don't think I'll add anymore pony characters. According to game cannon, their all out fighting the war.)
Here's what I've thought about so far:
Soldier (TF2)
Pyro (TF2)
Travis Touchdown (No More Heroes)
Skrillex (Music)
Jackie Estacado (The Darkness)
Sun Tzu (History)
Black Twilight Sparkle (mcclay)
Items:
Health: Fine
Red Teddy Roosevelt (Powder Miner)
Items: Pistol, Knife, Rifle
Health: Fine
Orange Gorden Freeman (Tersr)
Items: Crowbar, Pistol, Magnum, SMG, Pulse Rifle, Shotgun, Grenade, RPG, Crossbow
Health: Bruise
Green RZA
Items: Microphone
Health: Bruised Skull, Bruised Body
Blue Rainbow Dash
Items:
Health: Cut Right Flank
Knight #2
Health: Shot Left Leg, Cut Forearm
Items: Chain Mail, Broadsword
Knight #4
Health: Dislocated Jaw, Torn Left Shoulder, Foot Stab
Items: Chain Mail, Lance
Knight #5
Health: Chest Wound, Torso Shot
Items: Chain Mail, Dagger
Dancing Prisoners
Items: Shanks
Health: Half-remaining
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