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It's cool to read.

28 (56%)

It's kind of obtuse.

4 (8%)

Pretensious

4 (8%)

Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.

12 (24%)

No

2 (4%)

Total Members Voted: 48

[Helgoland]

Do zombies need spines? If yes, punch them in the neck/snap their necks.

[Cain12]

Sneak up to the zeds, put the bag over the head of one, smash the other's skull with your fist, then move onto the one with the bag.

+1, chances are this will get us killed once more come, but we have to start somewhere. Edit: assuming the bag isn't clear and thus not see through, maybe when attacking one we get the attention of the other humans in hopes they can assist?

Also, we would probably do better to lie low, but meh, this will either work well or get us killed quickly.

[Parisbre56]

Great idea with playing the survivor. I like!

[Kitten Snot]

Sneaking up on the drooling bastards isn't hard. putting a bag over one of them wasn't hard either. A punch to the neck of the other knocks it down, and a second one crushes it's skull between a floor and a foot.
The beatdown goes to the bag-head. You rip off its face along with the bag on the first punch, but fortunately crack the whole skull open on the next. The mechanics behind you clap, looking relieved.
One grease-covered girl comes forward, speaking for the group:
Those bastards looked ready to eat us despite their orders, thanks man.
shush, I don't want to attract attention. You guys coming?
To where?
The mainland, then the army. Then, preferably the front-row seat when they blow this ship up sky-high.
There are other people on board! We need to save them too!
We don't, let's get to the lifeboats. No complaining, no noise.

There isn't much in the way of guards. Looks like their boss works on fear. Still, you'll need to go through the ball-room to get to the top deck, and by extension the life-boats.
It sounds like some music is playing, and all the lights are on. Taking a peek, you see a giant who is somewhat lacking on the skin department sitting next to a small elf with purple hair. You should be able to sneak past it, but there might be some other stuff here.

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Paco Iglesias.
Health: healthy.
Energy: fine.
Armor: a shirt, a pair of jeans and sport shoes
Hunger: fine for now
Inventory:Brass knuckles, a taser(fully charged) and an empty plastic bag.

[Graknorke]

Well, I don't think Snowflake would go down with a taser but TW very well might. Then again, hopefully we won't need to. So long as the music is playing, sneaking past should be easy.

[RadtheCad]

Impress TW and Snowflake with boogie skills.  Dance!

[Parisbre56]

Is there any way we could lure TW away from her bodyguard? Maybe entice her with some drinking and dancing? We could then taze her and get her hostage. It would give us some leverage if we get in a bad spot.

[Aseaheru]

Back to the engine! see if we cant kill the power.

[Cain12]

Fine with seeing if we can kill the engine, also see what the zombies and engineers may have on their persons that we could use, but the engine is the first place they will look and we want to get out alive, escaping and getting help from the military is higher on the list of priorities than isolating the zombie menace at sea. Have a higher chance if we just try to escape, maybe get one of the engineers to stay and shut it down for us.

The engine shutting down might distract them if we can hide and get by when they rush to see what happened. But I'm more in favor of sneaking by.

[ArchAIngel]

Impress TW and Snowflake with boogie skills.  Dance!

+1

[stabbymcstabstab]

Impress TW and Snowflake with boogie skills.  Dance!

+1

+2

[Cain12]

Impress TW and Snowflake with boogie skills.  Dance!

+1

+2

-1, can we at least try to survive?

[RadtheCad]

Impress TW and Snowflake with boogie skills.  Dance!

+1

+2

-1, can we at least try to survive?

-1 to the -1, this will probably save us.

After impressing TW and Snowflake, declare that we challenge Zero to a dance-off.  The prize is our freedom!

TW's nice enough that she won't kill us immediately, and Snowflake...  Let's just hope Snowflake won't kill us unless TW tells him to.

[ICBM pilot]

Impress TW and Snowflake with boogie skills.  Dance!

+1

+2

-1, can we at least try to survive?

-1 to the -1, this will probably save us.

After impressing TW and Snowflake, declare that we challenge Zero to a dance-off.  The prize is our right to live but serve under Zero!

TW's nice enough that she won't kill us immediately, and Snowflake...  Let's just hope Snowflake won't kill us unless TW tells him to.

+1 to the -1 to the -1

[RadtheCad]

(This is the best plan)