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What's your opinion on the SCP-foundation

It's cool to read.
- 28 (56%)
It's kind of obtuse.
- 4 (8%)
Pretensious
- 4 (8%)
Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.
- 12 (24%)
No
- 2 (4%)

Total Members Voted: 48


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Author Topic: You are Patient Zero  (Read 333871 times)

Argonnek

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1245 on: October 11, 2012, 05:39:02 pm »
Quote from: Aseaheru on October 11, 2012, 04:34:21 pm
what will a bearded lady turn into?
This. I was just about to ask this exact question.
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Aseaheru

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1246 on: October 11, 2012, 05:41:03 pm »
oh shit...
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Helgoland

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1247 on: October 12, 2012, 03:00:06 am »
Quote from: Argonnek on October 11, 2012, 05:39:02 pm
Quote from: Aseaheru on October 11, 2012, 04:34:21 pm
what will a bearded lady turn into?
This. I was just about to ask this exact question.
Come on, Davy Jones...
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

Gamerlord

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1248 on: October 12, 2012, 04:29:42 am »
My plan:

Find and attack a circus. Turn them. Take ringmaster outfit and wear it. Pose as a freakshow to get an 'audience' to turn.
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Donuts

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1249 on: October 12, 2012, 08:19:11 am »
That message for Pikorge... dutch is awesome.
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Quote from: Darvi on December 05, 2012, 09:02:31 am
"Oh shit, they've got a slogan! It means they're serious!"

pikorge

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1250 on: October 12, 2012, 09:38:04 am »
Quote from: Donuts on October 12, 2012, 08:19:11 am
That message for Pikorge... dutch is awesome.
my favorite language is english btw can you speak dutch donuts?
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Re: You are the evo ape.

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1251 on: October 12, 2012, 03:26:03 pm »
Quote from: Nny on October 11, 2012, 03:40:30 pm
Let's look for a nice hat.

+1
We need a new hat.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1252 on: October 12, 2012, 04:59:59 pm »
Quote from: Nny on October 12, 2012, 03:26:03 pm
Quote from: Nny on October 11, 2012, 03:40:30 pm
Let's look for a nice hat.
+1
We need a new hat.
You can't +1 Yourself.  I will though.  That worm is the only thing we can't grow back at this point.  Also, we want to look snazzy, right?
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 04, 2012, 01:16:15 pm
I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Quote from: Sirus on October 08, 2013, 08:07:04 pm
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

Donuts

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1253 on: October 13, 2012, 02:10:41 am »
Quote from: pikorge on October 12, 2012, 09:38:04 am
Quote from: Donuts on October 12, 2012, 08:19:11 am
That message for Pikorge... dutch is awesome.
my favorite language is english btw can you speak dutch donuts?
Very little, i am half dutch, but i prefer english and try to learn russian.
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Quote from: Darvi on December 05, 2012, 09:02:31 am
"Oh shit, they've got a slogan! It means they're serious!"

pikorge

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1254 on: October 13, 2012, 04:11:41 pm »
Quote from: Donuts on October 13, 2012, 02:10:41 am
Quote from: pikorge on October 12, 2012, 09:38:04 am
Quote from: Donuts on October 12, 2012, 08:19:11 am
That message for Pikorge... dutch is awesome.
my favorite language is english btw can you speak dutch donuts?
Very little, i am half dutch, but i prefer english and try to learn russian.
i see
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Re: You are the evo ape.

Kitten Snot

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1255 on: October 14, 2012, 11:07:43 am »
You decide to try and discover if a circus is nearby! It'll be wonderful! You can steal a hat and a suit from the ring-leader, you can acquire some cotton candy(Not too much , you hope) and all those freaks should be something awesome.
You give a small laugh, then get slapped on the back of the head by Diane. We already have two annoying giggling assholes, don't make it three! She says at an annoyed tone.

The giggleman looks over and seems almost shocked by this. He looks sad and stops giggling. ....oh. All I had to do was mention it? Darn it.
You decide to check the house you are currently in for a computer. You find one upstairs, in the child's room.
You open up the internet and are greeted with porn that has to do with gasoline, windows, pain and popcorn. You quickly go somewhere else on the internet while you try to tell your brain to stop trying to figure it out.
A quick look around for a circus reveals that there are none in the vicinity. As in, none in the entire freaking state. Poop.

You give a small groan in annoyance and give a nearby wardrobe a kick. A fedora manages to fall square on your head. That removes the annoyance somewhat. You are going to keep this thing.
But, now that that plan has been kicked in the nards, what now?


Stats
Health:Unhurt.
Energy:Fine.
Infectivity 30%
Hunger: Fed.
Durability level 2.5
Inventory:5 Biobombs. 28 worms. one 357. magnum, 48 .357 bullets,Smith & Wesson Model 500, 5 ammo boxes of .50 cal ammo.
Gun experience: Can hit stuff.
Safe-house security:None.

Horde:30? normals,10 actors,Snowflake, One Banshee, one Giggleman. Blood-wing.
Good Friend: Diane
Friend:Bennie
Broken hostages:Sasha Kriloff.
« Last Edit: October 14, 2012, 12:15:21 pm by Kitten Snot »
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pikorge

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1256 on: October 14, 2012, 11:53:52 am »
this plan is maybe stupid but i tell you anyway we are going to bite the president of america OR we go to the zoo there wil be humans animals POPCORN!!!!!!!! OR an cinema there will be humans one door we can block so they can,t escape and of course POPCORN!!!!!!!!
« Last Edit: October 14, 2012, 11:58:58 am by pikorge »
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Thecard

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1257 on: October 14, 2012, 01:22:28 pm »
To to Walmart!  A freakshow is a freakshow!
Seriously though, don't.  Walmart sells guns, a zed's mortal enemy.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 04, 2012, 01:16:15 pm
I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Quote from: Sirus on October 08, 2013, 08:07:04 pm
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

Argonnek

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1258 on: October 14, 2012, 01:27:24 pm »
Quote from: pikorge on October 14, 2012, 11:53:52 am
this plan is maybe stupid but i tell you anyway we are going to bite the president of america OR we go to the zoo there wil be humans animals POPCORN!!!!!!!! OR an cinema there will be humans one door we can block so they can,t escape and of course POPCORN!!!!!!!!
Actually, the movie theater plan is a really good idea. Let's do that.
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pikorge

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1259 on: October 14, 2012, 01:40:16 pm »
Quote from: Argonnek on October 14, 2012, 01:27:24 pm
Quote from: pikorge on October 14, 2012, 11:53:52 am
this plan is maybe stupid but i tell you anyway we are going to bite the president of america OR we go to the zoo there wil be humans animals POPCORN!!!!!!!! OR an cinema there will be humans one door we can block so they can,t escape and of course POPCORN!!!!!!!!
Actually, the movie theater plan is a really good idea. Let's do that.
i meant by stupid plan the first one with the president the others are good cause POPCORN is involved
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