> Inspect:
Windows (or rather, the area beyond it).
Furniture (try to determine materials used in its construction)
Walls, Floor and Ceiling (like the above, and determine the architectural style of the walls, etc)
Traces of Life (or at least traces of that creature), proving that someone or something's been here.
The weapons are obviously traps. Inspect them closely. Don't touch them... Yet.
Eat the windows. Look at weapons.
The windows seems to lead to a strange dimension where there is a city. Maybe it is actually a portal? The furniture, they seem to be made of wood, nothing special. I look at the walls, floors and ceilings to try and determine what architectural style it is. "Umm... It is... pretty?" The patterns were roman, but me, I didn't know that. As for any life, it seems that a kitchen has shown recent cooking, all fruits and veggies. "Well someone was a hippie." But then my eyes turn to the weapons, there are all sorts. My eyes finally go back to the window and I begin to try and eat it, sucking into my lips, I actually suck the window to my face, licking at the glass some, it drops to the ground, smashing to pieces. "Why am I trying to eat everything?"
>Homestuck trolls: become his friends.
>you: loot everything of value that you can carry from the the room. Try to make or find a bag of some sort.
The voices were long gone, but somehow, they were friends. God what have I done with my life to deserve these things. But hey, I can use the sheets from the bed nearby to make a bag, and I begin to loot anything of value, gold food, whatnot.
get rid of all the weapons out the window, being alone and defenceless is fun.
While looting, I look at the weapons, and smile. "For the motherland!" And I throw them through the now open window, screaming a war cry as I do so.
Preform an action dive through one of the windows!
I yell out "Show me ya moves!" I begin to run to the window and scream one more time "Falcon kick!", though as I get absorbed through I drop the bag on the ground. "Nooo!, my stuff!" All of a sudden now, I appear in another world. "Where the fuck..." Then the weapons started flying out. "Oh god!." I begin to run around hoping to dodge.
Yeah, its hopscotch!~Just let them hit you, its uselessNo focus, never give up!"None of you are helping!" I begin to somersault like I've seen in movies and begin to try to worm around on the ground, maybe my slick movements will dodge the weapons. There seem to be people nearby.
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Current Info
Name: Agertor
Sex: Male
Clothes: ?
Weapon(s): Sock Puppet
Age: ?
Companions: Good voice, Psycho voice, Random voice
Crazy Meter:
Scared, confused--------------------------------------
Note for alternate reality (or same reality if it happens):
You are Me by King DZA