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terkiey

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Re: The travels of I
« Reply #30 on: January 25, 2012, 06:51:15 pm »

GO INTO HOLE AFTER ONE MORE ATTEMPT AT EATING. I'M PRETTY SURE ITS POSSIBLE.
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Re: The travels of I
« Reply #31 on: January 25, 2012, 07:22:09 pm »

Grin evilly, and laugh maniacally. Develop psychopathic companion in your mind.

The smile seems to be taken over after the rage, and then I begin to laugh way too loud to be normal. "Mwuahahahahahaaaahahahaaa. Yes, yes!" The sheer anger that I feel is enough apparently to develop yet another voice.

Yesssss, we will kill all living beings, and then we will be loved, oh yes. Love them to death.

Red, why don't I get red? That isn't fair! Fine you know what, I get yellow. Yah, I got me that color now!

Remove one of your socks(if you have them), wear it on your hand, and have your new hand-sock puppet act as your voice of reason and morality.

With a swift kick in the air, I begin to peel a sock off of my foot with my teeth and gently slip it over my hand. I begin to talk with it now. It seems my only way with making any sense of this situation to myself is to make another alternate personality in this sock that would act for guidance. Yes, that was a perfect plan!

Yes no need to fear now, I will guide you on the right path.

I think my eyes are starting to lose focus and roll away from each other again.

Attempt to hold onto reality with all the willpower you can muster! D:

With my might, I being trying to focus my eyes on the reality of the situation, and it is pretty difficult, however somehow I maintain my focus for now, the voices quieting somewhat but they are still there. I can feel them almost as if my mind were arguing with itself. I feel a bit better now to see where I am again. I am in the hole, and I see the creature laying before my feet, looking around real quick, I seem to find a small stairway leading downward even further. I could always go back up though, look for a door for a way out or something hmm...

GO INTO HOLE AFTER ONE MORE ATTEMPT AT EATING. I'M PRETTY SURE ITS POSSIBLE.

Already in the hole, I look around for something to eat, and then my eyes fall on the creature. "Well... something to eat..." Let's just say this next scene was full of Agertor ripping off flesh and eating its muscle tissue, quickly cooking it over the torch. I feel a bit sick afterwards, my stomach is upset...

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Current Info
Name: Agertor
Sex: Male
Clothes: One sock on foot
Weapon(s): Sock puppet
Age: ?
Companions: Good voice, Psycho voice, Random voice
Crazy Meter: Calm, Recovering
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I AM THE SOCK PUPPET MAN
I came back with my sandwich. That was the saddest sandwich, I had ever eaten in my entire life.
you are an evil person sock.

terkiey

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Re: The travels of I
« Reply #32 on: January 25, 2012, 07:45:14 pm »

MMM Those stairs sure like sandals.

Let's go down.
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Re: The travels of I
« Reply #33 on: January 25, 2012, 09:17:35 pm »

Go down the stairs, while consulting your newfound pals.
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Re: The travels of I
« Reply #34 on: January 25, 2012, 09:34:38 pm »

Look at yourself, touch yourself, lick yourself
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Re: The travels of I
« Reply #35 on: January 27, 2012, 01:06:54 am »

MMM Those stairs sure like sandals.

Let's go down.

What the hell I've come this far... or actually I haven't gotten really far at all. I'm pretty sure I just had a mental breakdown over the course of what should be hours. But hey,a road is a road traveled, even if it is mental. Looking down the dark stairway, I wave the torch around, to see the passage, and heading down the stairs, I begin to hope this doesn't lead me anywhere bad.

Go down the stairs, while consulting your newfound pals.

As I walk down the stairs even further, winding downwards, I begin to speak aloud to my companions, they seem to all have taken over the sock as a being, while I somehow retain me, "So yeah, any thought?"

This is boring, kill yourself, no one will love or miss you, ha. You don't even know where you are. You are gonna die here all alone.

I would like seconds! The one guy from band camp was too salty. We should try Cajun style!

Do not listen to these fools, you are better than that. I am sure you made a decent choice, after all, for all we know we are in an island in the sky.

"Yeah, just maybe we are." My hopes seem to rise from this, I gain a bit of confidence.

Look at yourself, touch yourself, lick yourself
I don't know why, but I look at my hand, rubbing my mouth on my hand, I go to lick my hand afterwards. The smell from the creature from before was on my hand now. It smells pretty awful... But hey, now that I go down these stairs and I've wasted a bit of my time, my eyes before me see a large room, windows to outdoors. Maybe I am on a floating island. What the hell... I look around and there are weapons on the walls, and the room has furniture as if someone was living here, maybe the creature from before?

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Current Info
Name: Agertor
Sex: Male
Clothes: One sock on foot
Weapon(s): Sock puppet
Age: ?
Companions: Good voice, Psycho voice, Random voice
Crazy Meter: Calm, Confident
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I AM THE SOCK PUPPET MAN
I came back with my sandwich. That was the saddest sandwich, I had ever eaten in my entire life.
you are an evil person sock.

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Re: The travels of I
« Reply #36 on: January 27, 2012, 01:54:29 am »

> Inspect:

Windows (or rather, the area beyond it).
Furniture (try to determine materials used in its construction)
Walls, Floor and Ceiling (like the above, and determine the architectural style of the walls, etc)
Traces of Life (or at least traces of that creature), proving that someone or something's been here.
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Re: The travels of I
« Reply #37 on: January 27, 2012, 09:19:47 pm »

Preform an action dive through one of the windows!

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Re: The travels of I
« Reply #38 on: January 27, 2012, 10:33:38 pm »

>Homestuck trolls: become his friends.
>you: loot everything of value that you can carry from the the room. Try to make or find a bag of some sort.
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Re: The travels of I
« Reply #39 on: January 28, 2012, 08:18:25 am »

get rid of all the weapons out the window, being alone and defenceless is fun.
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terkiey

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Re: The travels of I
« Reply #40 on: January 28, 2012, 08:22:14 am »

Eat the windows. Look at weapons.
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Re: The travels of I
« Reply #41 on: January 28, 2012, 08:28:54 am »

The weapons are obviously traps. Inspect them closely. Don't touch them... Yet.

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Re: The travels of I
« Reply #42 on: January 28, 2012, 11:22:13 pm »

> Inspect:

Windows (or rather, the area beyond it).
Furniture (try to determine materials used in its construction)
Walls, Floor and Ceiling (like the above, and determine the architectural style of the walls, etc)
Traces of Life (or at least traces of that creature), proving that someone or something's been here.
The weapons are obviously traps. Inspect them closely. Don't touch them... Yet.
Eat the windows. Look at weapons.

The windows seems to lead to a strange dimension where there is a city. Maybe it is actually a portal? The furniture, they seem to be made of wood, nothing special. I look at the walls, floors and ceilings to try and determine what architectural style it is. "Umm... It is... pretty?" The patterns were roman, but me, I didn't know that. As for any life, it seems that a kitchen has shown recent cooking, all fruits and veggies. "Well someone was a hippie." But then my eyes turn to the weapons, there are all sorts. My eyes finally go back to the window and I begin to try and eat it, sucking into my lips, I actually suck the window to my face, licking at the glass some, it drops to the ground, smashing to pieces. "Why am I trying to eat everything?"

>Homestuck trolls: become his friends.
>you: loot everything of value that you can carry from the the room. Try to make or find a bag of some sort.

The voices were long gone, but somehow, they were friends. God what have I done with my life to deserve these things. But hey, I can use the sheets from the bed nearby to make a bag, and I begin to loot anything of value, gold food, whatnot.

get rid of all the weapons out the window, being alone and defenceless is fun.

While looting, I look at the weapons, and smile. "For the motherland!" And I throw them through the now open window, screaming a war cry as I do so.

Preform an action dive through one of the windows!

I yell out "Show me ya moves!" I begin to run to the window and scream one more time "Falcon kick!", though as I get absorbed through I drop the bag on the ground. "Nooo!, my stuff!" All of a sudden now, I appear in another world. "Where the fuck..." Then the weapons started flying out. "Oh god!." I begin to run around hoping to dodge.

Yeah, its hopscotch!~

Just let them hit you, its useless

No focus, never give up!

"None of you are helping!" I begin to somersault like I've seen in movies and begin to try to worm around on the ground, maybe my slick movements will dodge the weapons. There seem to be people nearby.

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Current Info
Name: Agertor
Sex: Male
Clothes: ?
Weapon(s): Sock Puppet
Age: ?
Companions: Good voice, Psycho voice, Random voice
Crazy Meter: Scared, confused
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Note for alternate reality (or same reality if it happens):  You are Me by King DZA
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I AM THE SOCK PUPPET MAN
I came back with my sandwich. That was the saddest sandwich, I had ever eaten in my entire life.
you are an evil person sock.

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Re: The travels of I
« Reply #43 on: January 28, 2012, 11:58:20 pm »

>homestuck troll voices: return and not drive you insane.
Daleks: invade
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Re: The travels of I
« Reply #44 on: January 29, 2012, 07:26:48 am »

OP: Post in another thread, and use quotes to continue story in the alternate world.
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