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[JoshBrickstien]

Here lies Lolor Fathuling, Engraver.
She engraved the fortification well.
Not a mistake was made.
Until the magma came pouring in on her head.
Now she is dead.

[Eric Blank]

Here lies Urist McLegendary Swordsdorf.
Tried to take on a siege totally unarmed.
Don't leave your weapons outside on the ground.
Don't try to retrieve them.

[roughedge]

Here lies Urist McBloodypulp
Pandamen Wrestler

[Dr.Propz]

Here lies Urist McSwordsman
He was sent to kill the beastmen
They killed him in a second
Now its time to try again

[MagmaSolutionsInc]

here lies urist mccarpenter
died of windmill
invisible object blocked old site
fell off new one

[MagmaSolutionsInc]

gerty, son of gimli, son of gloin
he swam too deep.

[Muttonhawk]

Here lies Urist McLiason
Proved to be claustrophobic
in our home. After so many
long seiges, he eventually couldn't
stand it a moment longer.

[CaptainBadwheel]

Here lies Urist Mcnimble
Dodged left when he should have dodged right

[Darkening Kaos]

Here lies Urist McBeeKeeper 1, (2, 3, & 4)
Interred, on average, 1 week after migrating.
Chose wild bumblebees,
Instead of splitting existing, ready hives.

{{Subsequently, I call my fortress, 'The Death of Beekeepers' and removed all hives.}}

[AngleWyrm]

Here lies Urist McNoahsArk
Who cleverly planned an embark
He forgot a tree cutter to get
Then hollared a cuss and rage quit
Claiming he just missed a check mark.

[ab00]

Here lies Urist McMiner,
his job was to breach the volcano.
He jumped to the left when he should have gone right,
and fell through the shaft filled with magma.


Here lies Urist McPartier,
shoved by his friend off the dining room ledge,
where he fell straight through the volcano.


Here lies Urist McTiredDoorInstaller,
who finished his job and fell asleep none the wiser.
what he didn't know,
is the room he just doored,
was about to be filled with magma.

[roughedge]

This slab commemorate Urist
Great admirer of waterfalls
Got kicked by a horse while looking at one
Fell to his doom

[Jimmy T. Malice]

Since all of my dwarfs met this end:

Ravaged by crocodile
Military too slow
Cave Crocodile latches on firmly!

[Elifre]

Here lies Avuz the Grand Master Miner.
He died because some idiot
Dug the floor out beneath him.
Heh.

[Gizogin]

This is the tombstone of Urist McBake
Threw himself in the magma instead of the cake
(That one's just for fun)
Interred here is Cog Oarlabors
May he rest in several, bite-sized pieces
Here lies Udib Takedesigns
He died as he lived:
On fire