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[FrankyPlaysGames]

Noble Fisherman
Pulled under by a Lamprey
Why couldn't you swim

[Kofthefens]

Alas poor Urist,
Killed in his sleep,
With a dozen more of his fellows,
During a siege,
By a berserk dwarf.

To those no longer with us,
Killed by a dog's corpse,
Jamming the Door,
And failing to pull the lever in time.

[Elifre]

Here lies (metaphorically) the mayor of Leanstandards.
He wanted crystal glass,
We gave him an honourable death.
Magma solves everything.

[Jacob/Lee]

Here lies Urist McTragedy
Limbs suddenly removed in a fight against gravity

^Everyone building the bridge spanning the major river in my current fort.

Here lies UristMcMason
the short fall was handy,
but the tigerfish were not so friendly

[mattyb3]

Legendary military dwarf

dodged into murky pool

Hauted for weeks

till the body was found

[raptorfangamer]

here lies urist mcfulp
who was beaten to a pulp
in the war of fluff
here lies urist mcminotaur
who took too long to strangle an axedorf

[Reudh]

Here lies Urist McCrippledSwordsdwarf
Fought against a foe too strong
A man of vomit who throttled him
But was avenged by a dear friend.

Here lies Urist McMason
His life was one mistake after another
He sealed himself in a room with four cavemen
Who broke his body and then fled
Poor Urist McMason.

[Nan]

~~~ Here lies Urist McMiner1 ~~~
Ordered to dig a ramp to open a trap for the siege
He popped outside to get some sun
May he R.I.P.

~~~ Here lies Urist McMiner2 ~~~
Went outside during a siege.
Ordered to channel a 3-z foxhole.
Drowned in the aquifer.

~~~ Here lies Urist McMiner3 ~~~
Went outside during a siege.
Ordered to channel a 2-z foxhole.
Starved to death in it.

[billybobfred]

Here lies Urist McMiner
Murdered by a tree
while digging outdoor farm

[Telgin]

Here lies Urist McAxedwarf
Who bit a forgotten beast with deadly dust
When he had a perfectly good axe

[Sirus]

I'm going to do this in my new fort. Hopefully I'll get some interesting ones.

[Angel Of Death]

In memory of UristMcWaxworker
You were going to the execution proccessing chamber
Then a forgotten beast came.
Our military could not even harm it
Then you bisected it with your fists and went insane shortly after

.

[acetech09]

Here lies Urist McWeaponsmith
His first artifact weapon became his last
when Urist McBerserk killed him five minutes later

Isn't every dwarf's first artifact their last?

Here lies Urist McMiner
Who upon breaching the volcano wall,
ran left and got cornered in the magma tunnel,
instead of utilizing the obsidian escape door
two steps to his right.

[Mitchewawa]

Here lies an unknown lye maker
who was used as GCS bait
and whose only regret
was being a fucking lye maker


Here lies the resident animal trainer
We forgot wild trolls escape captivity
Oops


Here lies my beloved Giant Desert Scorpion
whom I spent a long time trying to catch
Turns out pets suck with Fortress Defence
One hundred flails to the face


All these happened too 

[blue emu]

Demanded Slade
Got Slain instead.