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[JasonMel]

9 immigrants didn't make it
to the fort, bitten or burned by
a fire-breathing leech forest titan.


Succumbed to infection after
being shot 27 times
in the first goblin ambush.


Killed by the leader
of the first goblin ambush
when he stopped fleeing to
have a nap by the brook.


Died in the first goblin siege,
16 bowmen and a jabberer.
Word to the wise:
Remember to lock the gate.


Shot to death
in the first goblin siege,
but not before killing
her first target with one shot.


When a goblin ambush
appeared 2 squares away,
he turned and fled.
Should have used his training.


2nd to fall to the same ambush as Alath,
she died fighting, not fleeing,
a moment before help came.

[terkiey]

Was having a nice walk
Along the side of the water fall
YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTRY

[tommy521]

Damnit, I wish I remembered how all mine died so I could do this :/

[daggaz]

In loving memory of Urist
his body lost to space and time
now we have safety moats
below every drawbridge.

[Yoink]

Ducim Zonstettad,
a true soldier soldiering on,
No hands, but still she trained,
whining endlessly that she could not grasp a blade.
That giant bat was both friend and foe,
on one hand we miss you, on the other we no longer hear you.

[Elf Lover]

Oh, hey! Look!
Magma!

[IamanElfCollaborator]

In Memory of Urist McDumbass
Who dug out an entire support from our smithing quarter.
To get at some nice shiny candy.
Now we have candy, but sadly no smiths.
Or dwarfs.

[Nyxalinth]

Here lies Urist McWeaponsmith
His first artifact weapon became his last
when Urist McBerserk killed him five minutes later

[Loud Whispers]

Here lies Urist McTragedy
Limbs suddenly removed in a fight against gravity

[tommy521]

Here lies Urist McTragedy
Limbs suddenly removed in a fight against gravity

*Urist McTragedy bites gravity in the left lower logic, latching on firmly*

[werechicken]

Here lies Urist McSpeardwarf
Who bravely tried to take on a siege by himself
You can guess the outcome

[Loud Whispers]

Here lies Urist McSpeardwarf
Who bravely tried to take on a siege by himself
You can guess the outcome

He won.
Then fell asleep on a large steel serrated disc.

*Urist McTragedy bites gravity in the left lower logic, latching on firmly*

*Urist McTragedy shakes gravity by the left lower logic, and the severed part sails off in an arc!*

[clockout1]

Though I don't know how you died
and I cannot find your corpse
we shall remember you
nevertheless

[Ieb]

Rest in peace, beloved Mayor
We never did expect
That you loved your pet pig THAT much.

[mikelon]

Here lies Urist McMiner
The complete destruction of the military did not deter him
he smote the forgotten Beast in the head with his pick
died to rotting disease shortly thereafter
well miss you, for about 5 minutes
 the kittens spread it to the fortress proper