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Author Topic: You Are Punomancer  (Read 4819 times)

Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: You Are Punomancer
« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2012, 11:40:24 pm »
Open the door proclaiming you are Re-door-y to leave.
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Armok

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Re: You Are Punomancer
« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2012, 07:52:43 am »
It's weekend, you've traditionally spent them watching TV.

The door pun does nothing since you weren't pointing at anything.
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zomara0292

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Re: You Are Punomancer
« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2012, 07:58:13 am »
*points at the t.v. and prepares for a shock*
"I want a telly-phone, good Sir."
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Quote from: Toaster on July 24, 2015, 08:09:38 am
I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
Quote from: vkiNm on February 23, 2016, 09:49:30 pm
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

Armok

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Re: You Are Punomancer
« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2012, 12:12:40 pm »
Fizzle.
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Loud Whispers

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Re: You Are Punomancer
« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2012, 12:38:35 pm »
Quote from: RAM on January 12, 2012, 07:21:30 pm
Proceed to... wherever you have traditionally spent most of your day...

A letter box.
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Re: You Are Punomancer
« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2012, 05:34:36 pm »
Go to an airport and head to that part of the plane that the pilots drive from.
On the way, accuse sdomeone of being in the wrong a dress.
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
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zomara0292

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Re: You Are Punomancer
« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2012, 06:15:32 pm »
And then proceed to perchance a trident. gum
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Quote from: Toaster on July 24, 2015, 08:09:38 am
I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
Quote from: vkiNm on February 23, 2016, 09:49:30 pm
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

Armok

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Re: You Are Punomancer
« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2012, 08:02:46 am »
(I don't understand any of the puns except the address one, and you'd need to point at an address for that one to work, not some person vaguely related to addresses)
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RAM

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Re: You Are Punomancer
« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2012, 05:59:00 pm »
If we want to truly abuse the power of the pun, then we have two obvious options: Action-hero or super-villain.

Don a costume, find a person, and demand that they hand over their wallette.
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
Read the First Post!

Armok

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Re: You Are Punomancer
« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2012, 06:16:28 pm »
((This game is having a slight techical problem: I can't dichiper half the puns. ))
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Re: You Are Punomancer
« Reply #25 on: January 14, 2012, 06:19:24 pm »
Quote from: Armok on January 14, 2012, 06:16:28 pm
((This game is having a slight techical problem: I can't dichiper half the puns. ))

You must lower the bridge into your mind to appraise the situational madness you have constructed.
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zomara0292

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Re: You Are Punomancer
« Reply #26 on: January 15, 2012, 08:22:38 am »
ok. lets try it this way. I want to purchase a trident gun.
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Quote from: Toaster on July 24, 2015, 08:09:38 am
I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
Quote from: vkiNm on February 23, 2016, 09:49:30 pm
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: You Are Punomancer
« Reply #27 on: January 20, 2012, 07:45:23 pm »
Quote from: Armok on January 14, 2012, 06:16:28 pm
((This game is having a slight techical problem: I can't dichiper half the puns. ))

you sir have not read enough xanith books to properly appreciate ze power of puns

go forth and proceed to Punish you foes. but first pick up a cat, cats are extremely useful to a pun master.
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Armok

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Re: You Are Punomancer
« Reply #28 on: January 21, 2012, 09:45:30 am »
I'm just gonna declare this dead. The premise is either to hard to communicate or unworkable.
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Re: You Are Punomancer
« Reply #29 on: January 21, 2012, 11:08:48 am »
And so ends the life of another pun thread.
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