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Author Topic: You Are Punomancer  (Read 4820 times)

Armok

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You Are Punomancer
« on: January 12, 2012, 05:53:59 am »

You just randomly got magic powers, and some knowledge in how to use them, form nowhere. By pointing at an object and saying a pun of it's name, you caqn transmute it into whatever the pun describes. The better the pun, the more powerful the transformation, and sometimes even things that are not technically puns may work if they're fitting enough.

EXAMPLES: Point at sombrero, say "awesombrero", it now looks much more awesome. Point at hamburger, say "HANDburger", the beef is now a severed human hand.

You are in your apartment, what is your name and what shall you punish next?
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Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: You Are Punomancer
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2012, 07:42:26 am »

Leonard L. Lotrick.

*Point at couch and sayin "couching tiger, Hidden dragon."
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Armok

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Re: You Are Punomancer
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2012, 07:45:54 am »

That was an awful pun, so the spell fizzles out.
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Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: You Are Punomancer
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2012, 07:48:37 am »

That was an awful pun, so the spell fizzles out.
You just don't want us to get ripped apart by a tiger and a dragon in the first turn.

*point at rug and say: "Rug-BE"
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Armok

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Re: You Are Punomancer
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2012, 08:00:42 am »

The rug is now sports themed.
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PokemonRocks85

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Re: You Are Punomancer
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2012, 08:04:42 am »

point at couch "couch-potato (lol it might suck XD)
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RAM

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Re: You Are Punomancer
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2012, 08:36:38 am »

Acquire jack-in-the-box.
Remove sinister puppet.
Insert sinister puppy.
produce 'dog from the machine'.
profit...
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Armok

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Re: You Are Punomancer
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2012, 08:54:43 am »

>point at couch "couch-potato"

"Couch-potato" fizzles out as well, maybe the general technique of appending things to make a compound word simply doesn't work.

((I'm not sure how to parse RAMs command, so I'll juist translate it into my best guess))

> Point at the sinister puppet in a jack-in-the-box and say "siniter puppy"

The pupet is now a furry.
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Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: You Are Punomancer
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2012, 09:03:52 am »

Point at the jack in the box and call it a jackass.
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Armok

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Re: You Are Punomancer
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2012, 09:39:52 am »

The harlequin-dog is replaced by a bare plush rump.
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Re: You Are Punomancer
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2012, 10:09:55 am »

Take that rotten piece of rump and make an Ass-Ass-in out of it.
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Armok

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Re: You Are Punomancer
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2012, 11:01:25 am »

It looks identical, but upon closer inspection two poisoned needles shot out of the buttocks when it sprigs forth!
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Re: You Are Punomancer
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2012, 12:18:16 pm »

*Points to the new item*
Speaking of butt Ox. That one is huge.
((fail pun for FTW))
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The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: You Are Punomancer
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2012, 12:58:45 pm »

You get a painful but harmless electric shock to your fingertip.
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RAM

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Re: You Are Punomancer
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2012, 07:21:30 pm »

Proceed to... wherever you have traditionally spent most of your day...
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