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Author Topic: Bring Someone Else's Role Mafia - Evening 7 - Everybody's Dead Book [1/13]  (Read 87308 times)

Bookthras

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Re: Bring Someone Else's Role Mafia - D4 - Fall of the Soviet Penguin [7/13]
« Reply #690 on: February 20, 2012, 08:36:54 pm »
Quote from: webadict on February 20, 2012, 07:49:43 pm
you would bring about the loss of Town.
You don't need me for that. You guys are doing it pretty well on your own.
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No one ever listens to Zathras, no. Quite mad, they say.  |  That ain't a shepherd.

Quote from: GlyphGryph on November 08, 2010, 04:50:37 pm
Zathras hefts the corpse-of-webadict puppet and works its mouth: "I declare world peace! Yay! All hail Zathras!"
Quote from: Toaster on August 06, 2012, 07:42:42 am
Everyone is handsomely rewarded, and lives happily ever after.  Except for Bookthras, who dies of poison in the night.

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Re: Bring Someone Else's Role Mafia - D4 - Fall of the Soviet Penguin [7/13]
« Reply #691 on: February 21, 2012, 03:00:54 am »
The day is over!

"Shakerag! You are accused of stealing cake! How do you plead?"

"Guilty, your Honor!" Shakerag exclaimed.

"... Wait, that worked? Okay, well then, the court hereby finds... who are you anyways?"

Shakerag pulls out his birth certificate. It's 10 pages long.

Shakerag has been lynched! He was a cakestealer, filthy Scum!

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"Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfe-schlegelstein-hausenberger-dorffvoraltern-waren-gewissenhaft-schaferswessen-schafewaren-wohlgepflege-und-sorgfaltigkeit-beschutzen-von-angreifen-durch-ihrraubgierigfeinde-welche-voraltern-zwolftausend-jahres-vorandieerscheinen-wander-ersteer-dem-enschderraumschiff-gebrauchlicht-als-sein-ursprung-von-kraftgestart-sein-lange-fahrt-hinzwischen-sternartigraum-auf-der-suchenach-diestern-welche-gehabt-bewohnbar-planeten-kreise-drehen-sich-und-wohin-der-neurasse-von-verstandigmen-schlichkeit-konnte-fortplanzen-und-sicher-freuen-anlebens-langlich-freude-und-ruhe-mit-nicht-ein-furcht-vor-angreifen-von-anderer-intelligent-geschopfs-von-hinzwischen-sternartigraum, Senior". In case of dire need may be shortened to "Wolfe+585, Senior" - Mafia
(Source: Guiness Book of World Records)
You have the role of the man with the longest name in the world. You didn't steal any cake: you deserved the cake. So you got up in the middle of the night and ate a slice as a midnight snack.
(Auto) This Is The Worst Name: Looking you up anywhere is frankly impossible due to sheer human limits. Inspections on you turn up Town because no way is any detective going to be arsed actually finding you, let alone asking sources about your name.
(Night) Rich Family History: You block the target by boring them to sleep.
(One-shot Mafia Kill) Smother: You can bury someone under the weight of all the legal documents needed to hold your name. The target's role is not revealed after death.

People, send me your night actions!
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If it scares people into posting, then yes.

If they end up lynched because they didn't post, oh well. Too bad for them. Maybe they should've tried posting.
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Re: Bring Someone Else's Role Mafia - N4 - Thread with the Longest Title Here [6/13]
« Reply #692 on: February 23, 2012, 02:29:48 am »
Night will end once this bloody paper is finished. Explain the differences between English, Japanese, Malagasy, Gaelic, and Swahili, they said. Should be doable in 5-6 pages, they said...
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Quote from: Jim Groovester, regarding Lynch All Lurkers on June 20, 2011, 07:34:40 pm
If it scares people into posting, then yes.

If they end up lynched because they didn't post, oh well. Too bad for them. Maybe they should've tried posting.
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Re: Bring Someone Else's Role Mafia - N4 - Thread with the Longest Title Here [6/13]
« Reply #693 on: February 23, 2012, 03:30:33 am »
The day has begun!

Bookthras is slumped in the couch in the living room. Could it be, is he dead?

...

Nope, just drunk. Extremely, horribly drunk. Think0028 slaps him back to life, and the hunt continues!

Bookthras has 'died!' Bookthras has revived!
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Quote from: Jim Groovester, regarding Lynch All Lurkers on June 20, 2011, 07:34:40 pm
If it scares people into posting, then yes.

If they end up lynched because they didn't post, oh well. Too bad for them. Maybe they should've tried posting.
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Re: Bring Someone Else's Role Mafia - D5 - Silly Drunk Book [6/13]
« Reply #694 on: February 23, 2012, 04:13:57 am »
ah ah Ah HAH HAH HAH HAH


Who disturbs my slumber?! Who the fuck turned on the lights? WHO THE FUCK KICKED ME?!


Oh you fuckin' fuckers gonna fucking pay, now...
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No one ever listens to Zathras, no. Quite mad, they say.  |  That ain't a shepherd.

Quote from: GlyphGryph on November 08, 2010, 04:50:37 pm
Zathras hefts the corpse-of-webadict puppet and works its mouth: "I declare world peace! Yay! All hail Zathras!"
Quote from: Toaster on August 06, 2012, 07:42:42 am
Everyone is handsomely rewarded, and lives happily ever after.  Except for Bookthras, who dies of poison in the night.

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Re: Bring Someone Else's Role Mafia - D5 - Silly Drunk Book [6/13]
« Reply #695 on: February 23, 2012, 02:36:12 pm »
Told you fuckers he didn't die yet.

I went to kill Wubba, I couldn't find his room.

You should totally kill Dariush tonight, Book.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on September 24, 2011, 02:43:08 am
Yeah, you're a dick, NativeForeigner.
Quit being such a dick, you dick.
Maybe if you weren't such a dick you wouldn't be such a dick.

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Re: Bring Someone Else's Role Mafia - D5 - Silly Drunk Book [6/13]
« Reply #696 on: February 23, 2012, 03:10:19 pm »
Wuba because because of him we have an SK on our heads.
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Re: Bring Someone Else's Role Mafia - D5 - Silly Drunk Book [6/13]
« Reply #697 on: February 23, 2012, 03:33:05 pm »
Quote from: NativeForeigner on February 23, 2012, 02:36:12 pm
Told you fuckers he didn't die yet.

I went to kill Wubba, I couldn't find his room.

You should totally kill Dariush tonight, Book.
You idiot.

I have a 50% chance to avoid actions. I told you this.
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Re: Bring Someone Else's Role Mafia - D5 - Silly Drunk Book [6/13]
« Reply #698 on: February 23, 2012, 03:43:22 pm »
Dariush, I suspect you are the most likely fucker to have come and woken me the fuck up. Your fucken blaming wuba for it makes fuck all sense, and I'm fucking pissed. Let's get the fuck rid of your fucking presence.

Native! If you fucking want fucking Dariush dead, why the fuck don't you vote him?

Moderator: When does the day end? Don't fucking say Monday! And I preemptively oppose any fucking extensions!
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No one ever listens to Zathras, no. Quite mad, they say.  |  That ain't a shepherd.

Quote from: GlyphGryph on November 08, 2010, 04:50:37 pm
Zathras hefts the corpse-of-webadict puppet and works its mouth: "I declare world peace! Yay! All hail Zathras!"
Quote from: Toaster on August 06, 2012, 07:42:42 am
Everyone is handsomely rewarded, and lives happily ever after.  Except for Bookthras, who dies of poison in the night.

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Re: Bring Someone Else's Role Mafia - D5 - Silly Drunk Book [6/13]
« Reply #699 on: February 23, 2012, 04:00:26 pm »
Yo, Bookthras, u mad? :P
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Yes, exactly that amount of os in my name. Add me if you want to see if we have any of the same games that you'd want to play.

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Re: Bring Someone Else's Role Mafia - D5 - Silly Drunk Book [6/13]
« Reply #700 on: February 23, 2012, 04:02:18 pm »
Btw, can people describe what exactly an sk does? I'm still new to that concept. Bookthras? You could have the honors? XD
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Re: Bring Someone Else's Role Mafia - D5 - Silly Drunk Book [6/13]
« Reply #701 on: February 23, 2012, 04:07:13 pm »
Day ends Friday. One oppose to extension.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester, regarding Lynch All Lurkers on June 20, 2011, 07:34:40 pm
If it scares people into posting, then yes.

If they end up lynched because they didn't post, oh well. Too bad for them. Maybe they should've tried posting.
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Bookthras

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Re: Bring Someone Else's Role Mafia - D5 - Silly Drunk Book [6/13]
« Reply #702 on: February 23, 2012, 04:08:25 pm »
Am I mad? Am I MAD!? Of course I'm fucking mad! I have the mother of all hangovers, and some fucker came and kicked me off my fucking bed! Was it you? Or what was the fucken smiley for? It was you, wasn't it?

Fuckin' Penngo.

What do I do? I make your most horrible nightmares true. I rip your head off, piss down your throat, scoop your balls out with a spoon and jam them into your eye sockets. Then I eat you. Then I get nasty.
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No one ever listens to Zathras, no. Quite mad, they say.  |  That ain't a shepherd.

Quote from: GlyphGryph on November 08, 2010, 04:50:37 pm
Zathras hefts the corpse-of-webadict puppet and works its mouth: "I declare world peace! Yay! All hail Zathras!"
Quote from: Toaster on August 06, 2012, 07:42:42 am
Everyone is handsomely rewarded, and lives happily ever after.  Except for Bookthras, who dies of poison in the night.

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Re: Bring Someone Else's Role Mafia - D5 - Silly Drunk Book [6/13]
« Reply #703 on: February 23, 2012, 04:24:56 pm »
Quote from: penngo009 on February 23, 2012, 04:02:18 pm
Btw, can people describe what exactly an sk does? I'm still new to that concept. Bookthras? You could have the honors? XD

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Re: Bring Someone Else's Role Mafia - D5 - Silly Drunk Book [6/13]
« Reply #704 on: February 23, 2012, 05:31:14 pm »
Quote from: webadict on February 23, 2012, 03:33:05 pm
Quote from: NativeForeigner on February 23, 2012, 02:36:12 pm
Told you fuckers he didn't die yet.

I went to kill Wubba, I couldn't find his room.

You should totally kill Dariush tonight, Book.
You idiot.

I have a 50% chance to avoid actions. I told you this.

Well I missed that.

Book: I'm fairly certain you'll be able to kill Dariush tonight. You only have a 50% chance of killing Wubba tonight. Thus, I propose we Lynch Wubba and then you can NK Dariush.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on September 24, 2011, 02:43:08 am
Yeah, you're a dick, NativeForeigner.
Quit being such a dick, you dick.
Maybe if you weren't such a dick you wouldn't be such a dick.
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