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[Elfeater]

We were born in Zimbabwe, and were forced to suck lemons for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and as an after-dinner treat we were beaten and forced to stick hot coals in our nostrils.
Once a fortnight we were given a turnip muffin cake, which was all we ever had to look fowards to.
Our main hobby was pulling the legs off chiauhas.

Yes this instead

[King DZA]

We were born in a super secret moon base on the moon. We spent the majority our time having kickass space adventures with our forty-eyed tentacle monster named rick.

Alternatively, this:

We were born in Zimbabwe, and were forced to suck lemons for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and as an after-dinner treat we were beaten and forced to stick hot coals in our nostrils.
Once a fortnight we were given a turnip muffin cake, which was all we ever had to look fowards to.
Our main hobby was pulling the legs off chiauhas.

[Johnfalcon99977]

[King DZA]

Well aren't you just a giant bag of fun?

Alright, mysterious text person. We were brought up in an upper-middle class suburban home. Only child. We went to school, did homework, and watched the local news after that. We had dinner, went to bed, and did the same thing over the next day. We mowed lawns on the weekends.

EDIT: Oh, and the money we got from mowing lawns? We saved as early start on our retirement fund.

[Elfeater]

We were born in Zimbabwe, and were forced to suck lemons for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and as an after-dinner treat we were beaten and forced to stick hot coals in our nostrils.
Once a fortnight we were given a turnip muffin cake, which was all we ever had to look fowards to.
Our main hobby was pulling the legs off chiauhas.

Its TRUE YOU DONT KNOW ME YOUR'RE NOT GOD

[Loud Whispers]

We were born in Zimbabwe, and were forced to suck lemons for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and as an after-dinner treat we were beaten and forced to stick hot coals in our nostrils.
Once a fortnight we were given a turnip muffin cake, which was all we ever had to look fowards to.
Our main hobby was pulling the legs off chiauhas.

Its TRUE YOU DONT KNOW ME YOUR'RE NOT GOD

This. We're not going to tell our true life story to some random floating text. Would you do that if I shouted A/S/L? :|
Plus, lemons are cool.

[Bdthemag]

We were born in raised in a small village in the middle of nowhere. Ever since we were a child we dreamed of becoming an EPIC BARD who would enthrall the masses with music!

The only problem is we don't know how to play any instruments.

[Loud Whispers]

The only problem is we don't know how to play any instruments.

The text doesn't know that 

[Johnfalcon99977]

We were born in raised in a small village in the middle of nowhere. Ever since we were a child we dreamed of becoming an EPIC BARD who would enthrall the masses with music!

The only problem is we don't know how to play any instruments.

[Elfeater]

RACIST! THATS MY HOME YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!

[Loud Whispers]

I'm thinking of a number in between 5 and 80.

And I was somewhere that may or may not be disclosed information which myself and others do not know either.

[Bdthemag]

You are at the age of 21!

But seriously, am I going to have to suggest everything?

[King DZA]

42.

[Roboboy33]

4523

[Loud Whispers]

42.

Yes. And we were in Attu Island.