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Author Topic: American Election Megathread - It's Over  (Read 772093 times)

Nadaka

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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #7005 on: October 21, 2012, 02:05:48 pm »
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #7006 on: October 21, 2012, 05:59:52 pm »
Interesting blog post about the deficit: http://news.firedoglake.com/2012/10/17/not-one-debate-question-last-night-touched-on-the-deficit/

tl;dr version:  Politicians constantly bring up the deficit.  But when normal voters chose topics for the town hall debate not a single one of them asked about the deficit.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #7007 on: October 22, 2012, 09:12:49 am »
Donald Trump promises to drop a bombshell on Wednesday, something "very, very big concerning the President of the United States".

Go ahead and make your wagers, folks. Complete the sentence:

Barack Obama is....


I'll start the bidding with  "...one of the lizard people!"  :o
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #7008 on: October 22, 2012, 09:14:22 am »
"...sleeping with Bill Clinton."

Don't act like it couldn't happen.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #7009 on: October 22, 2012, 09:22:17 am »
I'm going to go with...

"... is a Nazi taking orders from Hilter's brain."

That seems on-par with something that Donald Trump would say.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #7010 on: October 22, 2012, 09:24:50 am »
... is the communazi love child of Hitler and Stalin created by the satanic power of evolution science to further the global warming conspiracy against beachfront hotel development.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #7011 on: October 22, 2012, 09:30:35 am »
"...the guy who brutally murdered my credibility by releasing his birth certificate."
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #7012 on: October 22, 2012, 09:33:59 am »
"...is still, really, honest to god, NOT a US citizen!"
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #7013 on: October 22, 2012, 09:38:16 am »
...three German lawyers.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #7014 on: October 22, 2012, 09:39:22 am »
... a robot. Made In Kenya, of course.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #7015 on: October 22, 2012, 09:40:56 am »
...Osama Bin Laden wearing blackface. Think about it; just like Superman and Clark Kent, no one has seen them in the same room! :O

Mr. President, prove to us you aren't him! Release a photo of yourself in the same room as Osama Bin Laden if you aren't him!


Alternatively:
...a remote-controlled minion of my toupee!
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #7016 on: October 22, 2012, 09:45:47 am »
"... three ducks in a man suit."
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #7017 on: October 22, 2012, 09:48:29 am »
Then again, based on the wording, it could all be an elaborate setup for a dick joke.
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"I have something very, very big concerning the president of the United States," Trump told "Fox & Friends" on Monday during a phone interview. "I will be announcing it sometime probably Wednesday and it's going to be very big."
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #7018 on: October 22, 2012, 09:51:59 am »
Quote from: USEC_OFFICER on October 22, 2012, 09:45:47 am
"... three ducks in a man suit."
But not Hewie, Dewie and Louie.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #7019 on: October 22, 2012, 09:57:07 am »
Not black.
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