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Cellmonk

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Re: Genocide
« Reply #30 on: December 24, 2011, 05:53:41 pm »
Quote from: King DZA on December 24, 2011, 12:20:32 pm
After which, I imagine the following battle would go a little something like this.

Nah, that's only if they're decked in candy. otherwise its more like this.

Quote from: Oliolli on December 24, 2011, 12:28:53 pm
Not only that, it would be torture too cruel even for us. They would be locked out, with NO BOOZE!

Genocide is no big deal. Forcing dwarves to live without booze is a totally different thing...

Hmmm... that gives me an idea...
Wells, anyone?
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Re: Genocide
« Reply #31 on: December 25, 2011, 04:47:11 am »
give them training weapons and charge a megabeast
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Loud Whispers

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Re: Genocide
« Reply #32 on: December 25, 2011, 06:40:18 am »
Megeabeast might lose.

100% death must be guaranteed :O

(Seriously, I've had a Dwarf chop down a minatour with a training sword before. Kept whacking the poor thing until it no longer had any eyes, ears or a nose.)
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Re: Genocide
« Reply #33 on: December 25, 2011, 12:48:30 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 25, 2011, 06:40:18 am
Megeabeast might lose.

100% death must be guaranteed :O

(Seriously, I've had a Dwarf chop down a minatour with a training sword before. Kept whacking the poor thing until it no longer had any eyes, ears or a nose.)

He was obviously the forts pro-cricket player
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Re: Genocide
« Reply #34 on: December 25, 2011, 03:18:36 pm »
Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 25, 2011, 12:48:30 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 25, 2011, 06:40:18 am
Megeabeast might lose.

100% death must be guaranteed :O

(Seriously, I've had a Dwarf chop down a minatour with a training sword before. Kept whacking the poor thing until it no longer had any eyes, ears or a nose.)

He was obviously the forts pro-cricket player

BRUTUSH DURFS HUR HUR
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Re: Genocide
« Reply #35 on: December 25, 2011, 03:19:44 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 25, 2011, 03:18:36 pm
Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 25, 2011, 12:48:30 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 25, 2011, 06:40:18 am
Megeabeast might lose.

100% death must be guaranteed :O

(Seriously, I've had a Dwarf chop down a minatour with a training sword before. Kept whacking the poor thing until it no longer had any eyes, ears or a nose.)

He was obviously the forts pro-cricket player

BRUTUSH DURFS HUR HUR

English. ENGLISH dwarves. I don't think scotland, wales or ireland have much to do with cricket.
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Loud Whispers

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Re: Genocide
« Reply #36 on: December 25, 2011, 03:22:25 pm »
Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 25, 2011, 03:19:44 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 25, 2011, 03:18:36 pm
Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 25, 2011, 12:48:30 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 25, 2011, 06:40:18 am
Megeabeast might lose.

100% death must be guaranteed :O

(Seriously, I've had a Dwarf chop down a minatour with a training sword before. Kept whacking the poor thing until it no longer had any eyes, ears or a nose.)

He was obviously the forts pro-cricket player

BRUTUSH DURFS HUR HUR

English. ENGLISH dwarves. I don't think scotland, wales or ireland have much to do with cricket.

The Scots do it with trees of course!
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Re: Genocide
« Reply #37 on: December 25, 2011, 03:25:18 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 25, 2011, 03:22:25 pm
Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 25, 2011, 03:19:44 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 25, 2011, 03:18:36 pm
Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 25, 2011, 12:48:30 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 25, 2011, 06:40:18 am
Megeabeast might lose.

100% death must be guaranteed :O

(Seriously, I've had a Dwarf chop down a minatour with a training sword before. Kept whacking the poor thing until it no longer had any eyes, ears or a nose.)

He was obviously the forts pro-cricket player

BRUTUSH DURFS HUR HUR

English. ENGLISH dwarves. I don't think scotland, wales or ireland have much to do with cricket.

The Scots do it with trees of course!

I thought we were talking about cricket not Dendrophilia
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Re: Genocide
« Reply #38 on: December 25, 2011, 03:34:44 pm »
FACEPALM WITH A BATTLE AXE
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Re: Genocide
« Reply #39 on: December 25, 2011, 04:19:39 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 25, 2011, 03:34:44 pm
FACEPALM WITH A BATTLE AXE

I've always gone with face-lighsabers.

g + / + :) = X_X
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