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[Chilton]

Locking them outside implies a chance of survival though. And it doesn't train Jedi Dwarfs.

And that is unacceptable.

Well, Yeah. But the Light is surely Torture.
Especially if its somewere Serene.

[Loud Whispers]

Locking them outside implies a chance of survival though. And it doesn't train Jedi Dwarfs.

And that is unacceptable.

Well, Yeah. But the Light is surely Torture.
Especially if its somewere Serene.

This is genocide, not torture! Besides, they'd probably enjoy hunting down unicorns anyways.

[Wannazzaki]

Locking them outside implies a chance of survival though. And it doesn't train Jedi Dwarfs.

And that is unacceptable.

Would it not be better to arm and armour them and funnel sieges and attacks up to the top, making that the only way into the tower from the outside and having them fight epic battles against the forces of darkness on the top of the highest tower in the lowest dungeon, Gandalf vs the Balrog style?

Gandwarf, "Until at last, I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountainside."

[Chilton]

Locking them outside implies a chance of survival though. And it doesn't train Jedi Dwarfs.

And that is unacceptable.

Well, Yeah. But the Light is surely Torture.
Especially if its somewere Serene.

This is genocide, not torture! Besides, they'd probably enjoy hunting down unicorns anyways.

Fine!

Make a Room.
Make a Hole in the Room.
Put them in the Hole.
Make sure a Hatch Locks them inside.
Have them Dig a Hole into a River or something, so they Drown themselves to death.

If Youre more patient, set up a Floodgate and whatnot, so You can pull a Lever, and Drown them.
Happy?!

[Loud Whispers]

Nope, they could swim out the river to freedom :O


Also, digging.

[Chilton]

Nope, they could swim out the river to freedom :O


Also, digging.

Curious.
I accept this Challenge!

Allies Dig Pit.
Bridge over Pit.
Lever to Bridge.
Stand Victims on the Bridge.
Fill the bottom of the Pit with Spikes.
Pull the Lever.
If They do not Die within the Month after falling down at least 5 Z-Levels onto the Spikes, They are Released into a Cell.
In the event they Survive another Month, They are placed back onto the Bridge to be dropped once more.
Should They Survive the second time, They are welcomed back into Dwarvern Society.

Hows that?

[Wannazzaki]

Nope, they could swim out the river to freedom :O


Also, digging.

Curious.
I accept this Challenge!

Allies Dig Pit.
Bridge over Pit.
Lever to Bridge.
Stand Victims on the Bridge.
Fill the bottom of the Pit with Spikes.
Pull the Lever.
If They do not Die within the Month after falling down at least 5 Z-Levels onto the Spikes, They are Released into a Cell.
In the event they Survive another Month, They are placed back onto the Bridge to be dropped once more.
Should They Survive the second time, They are welcomed back into Dwarvern Society.

Hows that?

If you had a drawbridge instead of a retracting bridge you could fling dwarves at  walls in a hilarious bloody game of Dwarven Squash. Where the dwarves are the balls.

Hurr..dwarven balls...

[Chilton]

Nope, they could swim out the river to freedom :O


Also, digging.

Curious.
I accept this Challenge!

Allies Dig Pit.
Bridge over Pit.
Lever to Bridge.
Stand Victims on the Bridge.
Fill the bottom of the Pit with Spikes.
Pull the Lever.
If They do not Die within the Month after falling down at least 5 Z-Levels onto the Spikes, They are Released into a Cell.
In the event they Survive another Month, They are placed back onto the Bridge to be dropped once more.
Should They Survive the second time, They are welcomed back into Dwarvern Society.

Hows that?

If you had a drawbridge instead of a retracting bridge you could fling dwarves at  walls in a hilarious bloody game of Dwarven Squash. Where the dwarves are the balls.

Hurr..dwarven balls...

Heh.
This gives Me an Idea.
Have them Flung into the Pit of Spikes 

[Loud Whispers]

Or Large Serrated Discs. Man I love those things, they're like magma to me.

[Wannazzaki]

Nope, they could swim out the river to freedom :O


Also, digging.

Curious.
I accept this Challenge!

Allies Dig Pit.
Bridge over Pit.
Lever to Bridge.
Stand Victims on the Bridge.
Fill the bottom of the Pit with Spikes.
Pull the Lever.
If They do not Die within the Month after falling down at least 5 Z-Levels onto the Spikes, They are Released into a Cell.
In the event they Survive another Month, They are placed back onto the Bridge to be dropped once more.
Should They Survive the second time, They are welcomed back into Dwarvern Society.

Hows that?

If you had a drawbridge instead of a retracting bridge you could fling dwarves at  walls in a hilarious bloody game of Dwarven Squash. Where the dwarves are the balls.

Hurr..dwarven balls...

Heh.
This gives Me an Idea.
Have them Flung into the Pit of Spikes 

It's like angry birds...but angry dwarves. This relates back to another thread of weaponising armoured dwarves against hell. Doom Divers!

[keyreper]

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It's like angry birds...but angry dwarves. This relates back to another thread of weaponising armoured dwarves against hell. Doom Divers!
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been their, done that.....

[Loud Whispers]

Drop pod to hell. If you manage to land your dwarves on the demons right, they also take no fall damage.

[King DZA]

After which, I imagine the following battle would go a little something like this.

[Wannazzaki]

I would imaging something closer to this occuring

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[Oliolli]

Locking them outside implies a chance of survival though. And it doesn't train Jedi Dwarfs.

And that is unacceptable.

Well, Yeah. But the Light is surely Torture.
Especially if its somewere Serene.

This is genocide, not torture!

Not only that, it would be torture too cruel even for us. They would be locked out, with NO BOOZE!

Genocide is no big deal. Forcing dwarves to live without booze is a totally different thing...