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Do you want a dead hooker arm sow on our guy

Hell yea
- 11 (78.6%)
Fuck no
- 3 (21.4%)

Total Members Voted: 14

Voting closed: December 16, 2011, 07:43:36 pm


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King DZA

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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2011, 11:33:50 pm »
Heeeyy! Where's our chest-protruding hooker arm??
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The Fool

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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2011, 11:48:00 pm »
I'm pretty sure they will be able to smell you when they get close enough. If all else fails you can cut yourself with your knife. There shouldn't be any blood, and it might make the smell of decaying flesh a bit more evident.
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Evilsx

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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2011, 04:35:03 am »
The zombie start to move up to you, you decide to cut your wirst with the pocket knife, they see that you are zombie and walk off....You walk up to the near mall to get some supplys
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Walk into the Shopping mall
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Shit seem like some human got here and took most for the items, There 3 shop that may have some items
-Sex shop
-Food shop
-Clothes shop

Which one should i go into first?
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King DZA

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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #18 on: December 14, 2011, 06:17:31 am »
The clothes shop. They probably have plenty of sewing equipment laying around. We need our chest arm, damn it!
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~Neri

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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #19 on: December 14, 2011, 11:24:43 am »
I don't really see the point in having a chest protruding useless arm, but whatever, we need a leg then also to protrude from our back. WE WILL BE REATTACHED LIMB ZOMBIE!
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Loud Whispers

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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #20 on: December 14, 2011, 01:50:03 pm »
Food store. We can offer the humans pretzels to gain their trust. Become the zombie diplomat :P
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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #21 on: December 14, 2011, 01:57:10 pm »
Find white board, marker, and top hat so we can communicate with the humans as a diplomat zombie in a tophat.
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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #22 on: December 14, 2011, 01:57:32 pm »
Quote from: Kevak on December 14, 2011, 01:57:10 pm
Find white board, marker, and top hat so we can communicate with the humans as a diplomat zombie in a tophat.

And a pretzel monocle.
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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #23 on: December 14, 2011, 02:14:27 pm »
A pretzel monocle AND a rock candy pocket watch.
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Loud Whispers

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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #24 on: December 14, 2011, 02:17:26 pm »
Are all of our items of clothing going to become edible?

Sounds like a good plan.

TO THE CLOTHES + FOOD SHOPS!!!!!
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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #25 on: December 14, 2011, 03:06:05 pm »
As long as we have the bloodied arm of a(mostly)devoured hooker attached to the frontal portion of our upper body, I don't give a damn what we wear.
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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #26 on: December 14, 2011, 03:26:58 pm »
You go into the clothes store, seem like there some items that have some use here, let see:
-Sewing kit
-Monocle
-Wirst Watch
You decide to take all these items, after taking these item you see a human come out from the door for the store, He yell "You dickhead, give me all your item or i open a can for woop ass on you", Shit what the hell am i going to do?

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Name:Marcus Johnson
Gender:Male
Items: Clothes, Top hat, Wallet, Hooker arm, Pocket knife, Sewing kit, Wirst Watch, Monocle
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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #27 on: December 14, 2011, 03:29:23 pm »
Hey and guy if you got a idea for what our guy should look like put a picture your post
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Loud Whispers

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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #28 on: December 14, 2011, 03:29:47 pm »
"SIR! YOU FORGET YOURSELF. DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO I AM? I AM THE DIPLOMAT OF ZOMBIEKIND. GIVE ME ALL UR ITEM NOW AND I MIGHT NOT EAT YOUR SPLEEN."
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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #29 on: December 14, 2011, 03:31:43 pm »
Sure, I can draw a zombie with a top hat. Should I include the arm? :P

Knife him. Chances are he'll aim for the center of mass. You don't need to kill everyone. If he doesn't run, kill him.

EDIT: So what's he wearing for clothes? Business suit?
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