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Do you want a dead hooker arm sow on our guy

Hell yea
- 11 (78.6%)
Fuck no
- 3 (21.4%)

Total Members Voted: 14

Voting closed: December 16, 2011, 07:43:36 pm


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Zyro

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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #75 on: December 15, 2011, 10:35:31 pm »

.....A zombie buisness-man/ambassador, wearing a top hat, with a hooker arm sewen to his chest?

Unpractical:Check (It's sewn, not assimilated.)
Timeconsuming/Causes death/Damaging:Check(I think sapient zombies feel pain, right?Also you aren't a clothier or sturterer, might cause bleeding.)
Sounds.........Different:Check.
Congrats, the idea is dwarfy and I wholeheartedly support it!
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Frelus

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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #76 on: December 16, 2011, 12:51:42 pm »

I think we just saw the other meaning of "bitchslap"...
Well, if we are good in hand to hand, a sewn-onto-the-chest will make us 1/2 more effective.
And 100 times more stylish.
And different.
greetz
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It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's Fun and Dwarf Fortress.
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Loud Whispers

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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #77 on: December 16, 2011, 01:40:24 pm »

Well, there are worst things to have sewn onto our chest.

Preferably, I'd prefer not to. Unless it was molotov popcorn.

Zombie needs tasty explosions.

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Re: You are a zombie
« Reply #78 on: December 16, 2011, 03:49:41 pm »

I vote we recruit a fellow zombie for zombie butlerness.
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