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Author Topic: Sprayedmoirails: a bifurcated Fortbent succession game.  (Read 13557 times)

Bdthemag

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Re: Sprayedmoirails: a bifurcated Fortbent succession game.
« Reply #90 on: December 14, 2011, 10:43:34 pm »

Well, I died doing what I love. Dying horribly.

Can you re-dwarf me as AGRIKI RAUNNR, rename him/her to Bdthemag II his long lost son/daughter!
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Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
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SirAaronIII

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Re: Sprayedmoirails: a bifurcated Fortbent succession game.
« Reply #91 on: December 14, 2011, 11:17:32 pm »

Done. You are now Bdthemag II for the rest of the fort's lifespan, which probably won't be much longer. Also Putnam, I notice that this save's raws are different from the actual ones up for download. Are you withholding something from us?? :P

Years in the future, but not many...
Looks like the Sburb players made it into the hole those trolls call a "fort". Really, the carnage is horrifying. You'd be sick, if you cared about them at all. Hey, what's that wood burner troll doing? You think his name was.. Agriki Raunnr, or something? Looks like he's having a bad dream or something. He's getting up, and it looks like he's insisting that everyone call him some silly name or other. Really you don't care. You move the viewport down to the stairs.

Wow, the players' great windy powers are absolutely tearing the trolls apart. They're not even trying to defend themselves. Their blood is coating all the walls. Look out, kids, you're making a mess!
That troll the most recent crazy leader troll nominated as the militia commander got ripped apart. He took one slash at a player, but he sadly missed. Why don't you inspire some to get fighting?


The trolls turn to fight. It doesn't save them from the onslaught, though. Almost all of them are slain immediately, including that Agriki Raunnr one from before. Sad.

Not really.

Soon the players move to the pastures. They quickly kill all the animals, including their musclebeast mockery of a mayor and the unfortunate diplomat trying to communicate with it. All that's left is one young troll, and they're moving in on him.

Just like that, he's dead. That was fun. You kind of want to go look for another group of trolls to watch get brutally culled.

WH4T NOW?


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Re: Sprayedmoirails: a bifurcated Fortbent succession game.
« Reply #92 on: December 14, 2011, 11:24:16 pm »

Thus, the fortress ends.

But, of course, what kind of story would this be if we were to just let this fortress die?

Certainly not one I'd allow.

And neither would Darvi.

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Re: Sprayedmoirails: a bifurcated Fortbent succession game.
« Reply #93 on: December 15, 2011, 07:33:16 am »

I certainly wouldn't.

I also don't see myself in any of the deathcounts so I'm going to assume that I am still alive.

Plotting.
« Last Edit: December 15, 2011, 07:36:53 am by Darvi »
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Re: Sprayedmoirails: a bifurcated Fortbent succession game.
« Reply #94 on: December 21, 2011, 03:01:24 pm »

I certainly wouldn't.

I also don't see myself in any of the deathcounts so I'm going to assume that I am still alive.

Plotting.

No, you're dead as fuck.

I thought I posted this already, but you're up.

Darvi

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Re: Sprayedmoirails: a bifurcated Fortbent succession game.
« Reply #95 on: December 21, 2011, 03:05:44 pm »

I am? Well fuck, now I have two forts to take care of.

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Re: Sprayedmoirails: a bifurcated Fortbent succession game.
« Reply #96 on: December 28, 2011, 04:27:00 pm »

>Darvi: Be Her Honorable Tyranny.

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You can totally do that. Not doing it is a thought that has yet to cross your mind. You have ascended to this position because you are very good at it. The very best there is, in fact. And you wouldn't want to be anything else.


>Be the Overseer.


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Wait what? You just said you didn't want to be anything else. You don't want to be the overseer. Making all these decisions is a difficult job. You'd much rather sentence things to death.


>Do it anyway.

You don't have a choice do you. Oh well, fine.

What should you do first?


>Where are your tyrannical garbs? Nobody will respect your authority if your don't wear them.

You'd rather not wear your uniform. It makes you feel uncomfortable.


>Don authoritative  Hat.

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You hate everything.


>Render self in a more symbolic manner.

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Okay. At least that way nobody can see what you look like.


>Command the other Trolls to build beds, barrels, traction benches, doors, tunnels, walls...

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold your hoofbeasts. This is getting too complicated. One thing after another.


>Have the sleeping quarters expanded.

You tell the miners to dig more rooms and the carpenters to make more beds.


>Make some barracks and a hospitasylum.

Okay. You also have some archery targets made.

The traction benches will take a while though. You need some chains, tables and mechanisms first.


>Make some bins and barrels. Then put the goods into the bins and the booze into the barrels.

The lack of drinks is indeed a problem, you you tell your brewers to start brewing once the barrels are finished.
The finished goods stockpile also began to become cluttered, so you have some bins made to counteract on that.


>Make your squad punch everything in the vicinity in the snout to establish superiority.

Alas, you cannot. You'd like to. You'd like to do so very much.

But these cowards always flee on sight. You guess you can take it as a compliment if even though you'd really like to tear those Sufferer-followers a new one.

>Migrants: Arrive


Oh gog so many trolls and you don't have enough rooms ready.
You tell the miners and carpenters to hurry up.

>Elves: Be annoying as always.

You really do like those superfluous commands do you? But they can totally do that.

>Summer: arrive

Ayup.



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SirAaronIII

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Re: Sprayedmoirails: a bifurcated Fortbent succession game.
« Reply #97 on: December 28, 2011, 08:08:53 pm »

Are you using Dwarf Therapist to check? If so it's because it only counts the very first caste of the creature as male and everything else as female.
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Re: Sprayedmoirails: a bifurcated Fortbent succession game.
« Reply #98 on: December 28, 2011, 08:25:00 pm »

Uh, yeah. Could be that. *cue the yuri fans disagreeing*
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Putnam

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Re: Sprayedmoirails: a bifurcated Fortbent succession game.
« Reply #99 on: December 28, 2011, 09:59:26 pm »

Those males are actually maroon males.

I could probably come up with a genesis therapist file for the mod.

speaking of which, I have something to finish/release...

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Re: Sprayedmoirails: a bifurcated Fortbent succession game.
« Reply #100 on: January 03, 2012, 07:28:12 pm »

WARGLEBLARGLE

The pic I was drawing got corrupted :V
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Re: Sprayedmoirails: a bifurcated Fortbent succession game.
« Reply #101 on: January 04, 2012, 05:52:11 pm »

>Putnam: be a whiny bitch about how bland your room looks like.

Oh gog. Ever since this thing called "Democracy" got introduced to the fort this guy keeps nagging you to get him a better room and an office. Fine! You tell the trolls to expand his room, dig out an office, and cover the walls in lead. The guy loves lead.

You also hope he dies of poisoning.


>Trolls: imigrate

What, more? Damnit, you don't even have enough rooms for the previous migrants!

You tell the miners to dig some more.


> Theros: gather plants

Theros cannot gather any plants because he is too busy being stuck in a web.

SPIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEERRRRR!!!!!


>Troll caravan: import much needed metal

Yesssss! Finally the militia can have some decent equipment.


>Troll liaison: arrange meeting with the leader

Putnam can deal with him. That will keep him from moaning all day long, at least.


>Human caravan: import even more stuff

Well look who's popular! This place has become crowded.
Luckily the Imperious Condesce isn't around or there would be a lot of culling to be done.


>Season: be Winter

Spring is now Autumn.
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Re: Sprayedmoirails: a bifurcated Fortbent succession game.
« Reply #102 on: January 06, 2012, 12:03:31 am »

Well this is certainly more interesting than all those pony forts. Plus it made me go and find out the significance behind all those Betty Crocker spoons in people's portraits.
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Re: Sprayedmoirails: a bifurcated Fortbent succession game.
« Reply #103 on: January 06, 2012, 12:28:23 am »

Even one convert makes me happy. :P

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Re: Sprayedmoirails: a bifurcated Fortbent succession game.
« Reply #104 on: January 08, 2012, 03:20:15 pm »

>Darvi: You like silver. Get that shit on the surface of the magma sea dug out and smelted.

Hell yes do I like silver. And it's a mother lode too, so the miners will be at least talented in no time.


>Darvi: nom some of that candy.

That is a stupid suggestion. Not only is the candy way too valuable and hard to chew, it is also only a virtual product of a virtual world, dug out by virtual entities that may or may not have some sort of virtual intelligence.
Also, it gives me indigestion.


> Put that magma to good use.


A few magma smelters will be built.

Unfortunately, the overseer has no degree in dwarven trollian engineering, so there will be no pump stacks.


>This is getting boring. Dagron: Burninate the countryside.


Wrong franchise, dumbass.


>Trolls: Be mercilessly slaughtered by invincible megabeast.

The trolls are unaware of your human pop culture reference and fail to do so.
The invincible megabeast is mercilessly slaughtered by the trolls.



Don't fuck with somebody who kills badgers for a living.

>Use weird plot shit to alchemize a metric ton of legendary equipment.

Yeah no, you are completely incapable unwilling to do any hacking with which I could gain a metric ton of legendary shit for free.
You do tell the trolls to make the Warhammer of Zillihoo, though.
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