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[Flying Dice]

If one adds the numbers represented by 'shit', one gets 46, which is significant in astrology because humans are full of it.


((Another half-assed entry. I think I'm having more fun with stupid joke and alliteration than I am not studying for finals playing games.))

[Bitoru]

Spell me interested!

I-N-T-E-R-E-S-T-E-D

[Flying Dice]

Spell me interested!

I-N-T-E-R-E-S-T-E-D

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[GMichelIV]

I walked in on my parents having sex once...30 minutes later my father told me to get out.

[Paul]

A British farmer calls a friend to help him castrate his kids. His adopted American son runs screaming out of the house.

[Enzo]

I don't want to rune your giveaway, but this whole idea spells disaster.

I'm not actually entering. I just can't pass up a bad pun.

[Roboboy33]

For this tree pun I had to go out on a limb and branch out to some other sources.

[Paul]

I don't really want to enter either (never heard of the game in question), I just can't resist posting bad jokes.


A man walks into a bar with his girlfriend. A friend says "Whats up?" He replies "Nothin'." His girl says "I didn't know you were an Atheist!"

[Roboboy33]

I got another one.

A music store was robbed. The thief made away with the lute.

[Solifuge]

A man walks into a bar with his girlfriend. A friend says "Whats up?" He replies "Nothin'." His girl says "I didn't know you were an Atheist!"

Whenever anyone asks me "What's up?" I always reply "A direction inverse to the force of gravity."

I think my sense of humor is broken.

[Empty]

This makes me poop like a pigeon.

[klingon13524]

This makes me poop like a pigeon.

That's a one liner?

[mattie2009]

I'm not entering, but I'm still gonna try and think up of one liners.

also, what on earth IS an escaped lunatic?

It's a newly signed-up person.
Newbie rank.

[klingon13524]

I'm not entering, but I'm still gonna try and think up of one liners.

also, what on earth IS an escaped lunatic?

Someone with less then about 10 posts. Pretty much spammers, noobs, and people who only signed up for free stuff.

[Empty]

I'm not entering, but I'm still gonna try and think up of one liners.

also, what on earth IS an escaped lunatic?

Someone with less then about 10 posts. Pretty much spammers, noobs, and people who only signed up for free stuff.

You forgot the lurkers and the people too shy to post.