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[klingon13524]

I'm giving away one Steam key for Runespell: Overture to whoever wins this contest. But this isn't a randomized giveaway, oh no! Whoever comes up with the best one-liner gets the game! It can be a pickup line, catch phrase, pun, joke, riddle, anything that fits on a single line on these forums! The winner will be announced on Sunday, and will be messaged the code (on these forums)!

Contest starts now, anybody can enter! You can enter up to five separate one-liners, and no creating multiple accounts to bypass the limit. The only requirement is that it is (somewhat) original, on one line, and somewhat witty. If you have a question, read the underlined text first.

Butt weight, there's ore! If I can't decisively decide who to give the code to, I'll just post it in the thread title and assume it gets grabbed by a random lurker.

Contestants:

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justinlee999
EmperorNuthulu
Flying Dice
Xeron
Bitoru
GMichelIV
Paul
roboboy33
Atomicdremora
agentorangesoda
Rex_Nex
kilakan
kinseti
Canalan
dogstile
Itnetlolor
Bouchart
Bdthemag
Dsarker
Dutchling
shadenight123
Cecliff2
Endymion
New Guy
Bdthemag
Pandarsenic
Itnetlolor
DFNewb

The winner is...

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roboboy33

[mattie2009]

anybody can enter

This is the worst plan in the history of ever.
Incoming Lunatic flood.

[shadenight123]

there is a problem there.
screen resolution determines width of screen.
therefore one could write something which barely stays in one line, and another one would end up reading a two line thing.

[klingon13524]

anybody can enter

This is the worst plan in the history of ever.
Incoming Lunatic flood.

It'll grow the community! They'll come for the games, they'll stay for the magma, as my mama used to say!

[klingon13524]

there is a problem there.
screen resolution determines width of screen.
therefore one could write something which barely stays in one line, and another one would end up reading a two line thing.

I'll grant a little leniency if that become a problem. But even on 800x600, a one liner should be a one liner.

[Flying Dice]

Poorly planned prize promotions produce predictably pissheaded participants, permanently permeating proper procedure profoundly.



((In other words, please prefer people posting proper puns & poetry.))

[klingon13524]

Poorly planned prize promotions produce predictably pissheaded participants, permanently permeating proper procedure profoundly.



((In other words, please prefer people posting proper puns & poetry.))

I'll probably prefer whatever makes me laugh. Also, is that an actual entry or not?

[justinlee999]

Spell me interested!

[klingon13524]

Spell me interested!

Laaame. Try harder.

[Xeron]

Sign me up with this
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

[klingon13524]

Sign me up with this
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Not original.

[justinlee999]

Spell me interested!

Laaame. Try harder.

you can't blame me for not being able to set afoot on the world of puns

[Flying Dice]

Poorly planned prize promotions produce predictably pissheaded participants, permanently permeating proper procedure profoundly.



((In other words, please prefer people posting proper puns & poetry.))

I'll probably prefer whatever makes me laugh. Also, is that an actual entry or not?

Possibly. Probably. Posted primarily to present my position on promoting lunatic participation. So yes. 

[Xeron]

Sign me up with this
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Not original.

How is that not original ?Someone else pulled it off on the internets ?

[klingon13524]

Sign me up with this
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Not original.

How is that not original ?Someone else pulled it off on the internets ?

Fine, I'll add you. Just be aware that you're not winning with that entry.