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Absolutely useless.

Still useless.

COMPLETELY USELESS.

Best thing since sliced bread.

>I heard you liek elves<

[Loud Whispers]

Noodle Theory: The theory that the world and its inhabitants exist as loops of string atop a one dimentional loop of string. Combat and interaction often involves the scrunching up of the involved noodle strings causing crossed points of each noodly hoop, allowing anomalies such of grasping individual teeth with the reverse of the knee and fitting the whole world inside a dwarves mouth, along with every friend of his doing the same.

Theory to be revised to Quantum Leap Spaghettio Theory

Not this again ;_;

Are you saying it shouldn't go in the dictionary?

Nope. Quite the opposite, but I mean... That thread D:

[Wannazzaki]

Noodle Theory: The theory that the world and its inhabitants exist as loops of string atop a one dimentional loop of string. Combat and interaction often involves the scrunching up of the involved noodle strings causing crossed points of each noodly hoop, allowing anomalies such of grasping individual teeth with the reverse of the knee and fitting the whole world inside a dwarves mouth, along with every friend of his doing the same.

Theory to be revised to Quantum Leap Spaghettio Theory

Not this again ;_;

Are you saying it shouldn't go in the dictionary?

Nope. Quite the opposite, but I mean... That thread D:

That thread was bloody awesome and don't you forget it!

[Loud Whispers]

That thread was bloody awesome and don't you forget it!

What has been seen, cannot be unseen. Can still be brainbleached though 

[Wannazzaki]

Syndrome: The blanket term used for various and uncountable effects of vicious diseases and mild irritations ranging from the military turning into mewling blobs of goo as their bones necrotise and ooze out of their nasal passages, your military become entirely numb on the outside and inside or in one anecdotal case (MINE) a dust spread syndrome created a fearsome breed of super soldiers based upon the mythical "Ghost Rider" by melting off their faces and leaving naught but a bearded, eyebally skull behind.

Blood: The stuff of life. It comes in many colours and forms from a red watery substance to black foul smelling ichors, to torrents of slimy, rotten flies. Armok, god of blood demands this be spilled in his name and often is either by accident or design.

Can be cooked into sausages, cakes or drank while cackling like a madman. Bonus points for being on fire. Bonus bonus points for having no face.

Child: The young of most sentient and some non-sentient are referred to as children, or a child. Their primary use is to socialise amongst the adults to stop them developping debilitating mental illnesses such as tantrums but more often used as a source of sadistic amusement coupled with a form of "from birth" training as emotionless killing machines, forcing them to fight domestic animals until adulthood from an early age so they evolve above the regular dwarf or die. This SHOULD be called "Project Spartan", but isn't.

[Loud Whispers]

Got through half of the list....

Uhuhruhlhuuuu........

[noodle0117]

Noodle Theory: The theory that the world and its inhabitants exist as loops of string atop a one dimentional loop of string. Combat and interaction often involves the scrunching up of the involved noodle strings causing crossed points of each noodly hoop, allowing anomalies such of grasping individual teeth with the reverse of the knee and fitting the whole world inside a dwarves mouth, along with every friend of his doing the same.

At first I read the first two words and thought "yay!"
then I read the rest of the paragraph and went

edit: I also wanted to suggest the word "injury" for the "i" section.

There are two kinds of injuries in the world of DF.
One, the minor bruised fat, broken toe or finger injury which commonly leaves a dwarf bedridden for months or even years.
Two, the skull cracking, spine breaking, nerve severing, limb mutilating, and near total bodily destruction injury that is consistently shrugged off by dwarves as mere inconveniences the moment their doctor gives them a crutch and a few stitches

[Loud Whispers]

The adamantine colossus hits the Dwarf in the lower body!
*Dwarf is pushed 1 tile away*
The Dwarf hits the adamantine colossus in the left toe!
*Colossus flung to the moon*

This can either go two ways. 1: Attach a tow line and use it to ascend to the moon and play Moon Fortress
2: Someone invents Colossus Golf

Got two new ideas

Also, the list for words yet to be added/already is here

[Wannazzaki]

Addition to Noodle Theory: By accepting this theory as to how the universe works, you must also accept anything with the Flyer tag is actually a Flying Spaghetti Monster

[ShoesandHats]

Fluffy Wambler:

1. A small, roughly humanoid creature known for it's cuteness and delicious pudge. 2. Scourge of bronze colossi.

[Loud Whispers]

Fluffy Wambler:

1. A small, roughly humanoid creature known for it's cuteness and delicious pudge. 2. Scourge of bronze colossi.

And recently discovered chestburster :d

[Wannazzaki]

Fluffy Wambler:

1. A small, roughly humanoid creature known for it's cuteness and delicious pudge. 2. Scourge of bronze colossi.

And recently discovered chestburster :d

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I have a theory. They have been known to lay the eggs in the dwarven eye with no actual detrimental effect until bodybursting. I conclude, therefore that they are a terrestrial version of this parasite, which replaces a fishes tongue with it's own body. To no ones detriment!

[Loud Whispers]

Every time I see that bug I keep thinking it's going WASSAAAA

I have a theory. They have been known to lay the eggs in the dwarven eye with no actual detrimental effect until bodybursting. I conclude, therefore that they are a terrestrial version of this parasite, which replaces a fishes tongue with it's own body. To no ones detriment!

All Dorf eyes must be removed. ALL OF THEM.

[Mrhappyface]

I just can't wait for the next update.
I'm just going to go onto the otherkin community and proclaim that I was a dorf in my past life as soon as it hits. "Dragons", "werewolves", "vampires", and especially "!!ELVES!!"will weep with jealousy.

[Loud Whispers]

I just can't wait for the next update.
I'm just going to go onto the otherkin community and proclaim that I was a dorf in my past life as soon as it hits. "Dragons", "werewolves", "vampires", and especially "!!ELVES!!"will weep with jealousy.

Evil biomes are suddenly going to get priority on the list

Also, Acid rain! Some stay dry while others feel the pain!

[WolfeyS]

This dictionary is incredibly useful to confuse my friends and family with dorfspeak.