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[Isa]

Well, I was trekking around with my companions in a world where almost all sites are abandoned, until I found a very special fortress full of hostile naked elf wrestlers... wtf indeed.

Here is the save in case you are interested:

http://www.mediafire.com/?x17dpz4rvmbrl11

[ff2]

Maybe they didn't want you to interrupt their 'wrestling'.

[Eric Blank]

hehehehe thats probably right.

Now as for how or why this happened within the game; no ideas. Elves could end up as citizens of a human nation whom conquered theirs and spared their lives, and actually take over the civ entirely by out-"wrestling" and out-living the humans whose women are both mortal and not nearly as open to men, but as for why they would all be naked or wrestlers when they ARE members of said human civ that produces clothing(maybe) and weaponry they can use... No idea.

So then the question is what you did to piss off their civilization, or even which civilization they're actually a member of.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/mantisbt/print_bug_page.php?bug_id=3553

Related to this, presumably.

[Broseph Stalin]

What's odd about it? I always just assumed elves sat around wrestling naked.

[Deon]

What's odd about it? I always just assumed elves sat around wrestling naked.

But in a FORTRESS?!

[Tiruin]

I guess that clothes deteriorate in ADVENTURE mode too, just like in fortress mode only you wouldn't notice.

[Broseph Stalin]

I guess that clothes deteriorate in ADVENTURE mode too, just like in fortress mode only you wouldn't notice.

I'm not sure that's it, since elves live forever you would expect massive numbers of them to be naked in a very old world.

[Atomicdoom]

What's odd about it? I always just assumed elves sat around wrestling naked.

I guess they like the breeze.

[Ross Vernal]

I guess that clothes deteriorate in ADVENTURE mode too, just like in fortress mode only you wouldn't notice.

Oh, I noticed. My adamantine cloak on Ivanka is now an x adamantine cloak x.

[the woods]

You've never come across anyone being irate, amused, or shocked that Greeks wrestled naked? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gymnopaedia

[Loud Whispers]

I guess that clothes deteriorate in ADVENTURE mode too, just like in fortress mode only you wouldn't notice.

Oh, I noticed. My adamantine cloak on Ivanka is now an x adamantine cloak x.

Not if it's an artifact cloak

[612DwarfAvenue]

naked elf wrestlers

... Kinky.

OH GOD WHY IS THAT THOUGHT IN MY HEAD GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!

[Loud Whispers]

naked elf wrestlers

... Kinky.

OH GOD WHY IS THAT THOUGHT IN MY HEAD GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!

MAGMA LOTS AND LOTS OF MAGMA AND FLYING PLANES

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Or go into a perfectly harmless room with holes pouring magma.

You'll be cured, I guarantee it!