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Total Members Voted: 33

[Loud Whispers]

You sell socks?
How do you handle the massive trantrums that must surely follow?

When my produce picks up, there are literally THOUSANDS. My dwarves practically brew their booze with the socks.

[Jessoftherocks]

When trading I like to pick a few of their items and then a few of mine with give or take a little profit for them. After I start seeing (trader) is ecstatic with trading I start trading for no profit for them. Trade some more see how they react, if it keeps up do the same thing over and over and over. that or I just trade them some sort of Forgotten beast biscuits worth 76,000 dwarf currency. That'll shut their hippie  pointed elven pie holes up.

[Loud Whispers]

Fun fact, upon reclaim, your artifacts are trade-able. Now if you can just find that artifact adamantine crown.........

[Kogut]

Known bug.

[Loud Whispers]

Known bug feature.

I should hope so.

[Mitchewawa]

So, just so i have this clear, Elves WILL declare war on me if i seize their stuff a couple years in a row?

Or if you just really hate <insert race here>.

These are Elves i'm talking about here. Of course i'm gonna make war with them.

_{On a side note, i just farted and it smells like pizza.}

I can see you've been eating your vegetables.

_{HARHARHAR. I'm such a kneeslapper.
Oops this might have derailed the thread.}

[Loud Whispers]

Slightly.

[Broseph Stalin]

Hard to say. On one hand continuing to send caravans results in a massive trade deficit on the other hand dwarves are the physical manifestations of humanities nightmares when they're happy, do you really want to stop being useful to them?

[Loud Whispers]

Hard to say. On one hand continuing to send caravans results in a massive trade deficit on the other hand dwarves are the physical manifestations of humanities nightmares when they're happy, do you really want to stop being useful to them?

I second this notion. Bogeymen probably tell their kids to not walk around in daylight for fear of dwarves.

[Mr Frog]

Hard to say. On one hand continuing to send caravans results in a massive trade deficit on the other hand dwarves are the physical manifestations of humanities nightmares when they're happy, do you really want to stop being useful to them?

I second this notion. Bogeymen probably tell their kids to not walk around in daylight for fear of dwarves.

: Now remember, Little Blaarglerawr, when the morning sun peers up over the horizon, make sure you aren't caught in its gaze.

: Why, mommy?

: Because... If you are still out... the sun's light will reveal you... expose you to the gaze of anyone and anything that cares to look.

: ...

: Everything would know of you. Everything would be able to find you. And if that happens, then surely... without a doubt...

: *shivers*

: *Jumps forward and shines flashlight into face* URIST MCBUTCHER WILL RIP OUT YOUR ENTRAILS WHILE YOU STILL LIVE!

: [Screams]

: Then he'll use them to make -sausage biscuits-.

: [Screams harder]

[Loud Whispers]

With *Roasted Dwarf Syrup*