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geneisnotlame

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1 legged dwarf weaponsmith
« on: November 14, 2011, 04:02:38 am »

this one legged dwarf weaponsmith just crawled out of bed witha fresh wound once he got the aspect of fey. HE'S THEN CLAIMED MY MAGMA FORGE AND PROCEEDED TO GRAB ADAMANTINE WAFERS. WHO KNOWS WHAT'S he GONNA MAKE?!?!!?
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Cruxador

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Re: 1 legged dwarf weaponsmith
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2011, 04:16:18 am »

He's going to make an adamantium blowgun.
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geneisnotlame

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Re: 1 legged dwarf weaponsmith
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2011, 04:37:10 am »

oh please not a warhammer! it takes him so long to get his ingredients >:(
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geneisnotlame

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Re: 1 legged dwarf weaponsmith
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2011, 05:12:40 am »

and it's a crossbow DANGIT. might as well be a hammer
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Re: 1 legged dwarf weaponsmith
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2011, 05:28:33 am »

and it's a crossbow DANGIT. might as well be a hammer

At least give us it's description.
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Re: 1 legged dwarf weaponsmith
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2011, 05:31:08 am »

and it's a crossbow DANGIT. might as well be a hammer

At least give us it's description.

I concur. 
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Re: 1 legged dwarf weaponsmith
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2011, 05:35:58 am »

Well at least it's not hampering it's ability to shoot.

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Re: 1 legged dwarf weaponsmith
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2011, 07:54:14 am »

You just got perfect and awesome weapon for captain of the guard:

Deadly against normal targets.
Harmless when used to administer beatings.

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Re: 1 legged dwarf weaponsmith
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2011, 10:48:23 am »

Yay, the adamantine crossbow. I've had two in one of my forts.
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Re: 1 legged dwarf weaponsmith
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2011, 11:08:22 am »

How about some description?
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Re: 1 legged dwarf weaponsmith
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2011, 11:15:32 pm »

okay okay description.



Isethesdor Ber Ozleb, "Qestsell the Earth of Desappearing", a(n?) adamantine crossbow:

This is a adamantine crossbow. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with prase, studden with adamantine, and decorated with cave spider silk. This object is adornec with hanging rings of schist. On the item is an image of Musicbud the chicken leather dress in gabbro.
On the item is an image of dwarves in diorite. The dwarves are laboring. The artwork relates to the foundation of Cudgellashes by The Gold of Brilliance of the Ships of Wandering in the early spring of 285.
On the item is an image of a cloud in kaolinite.
On the item is an image of Bax Weakenscourge the goblin and Mebzuth Entryrope the Blowing Berry the dwarf in sheep leather. Mebzuth Entryrop the Blowing Berry is striking down Bax Weakenscourge. The artwork relates to the killing of the goblin Bax Weakenscourge by the dwarf Mebzuth Entryrop the Blowing Berry with a adamantine battleaxe in Cudellashes in the late summer of 288 during Umuz Kagus, "the Attack of Craziness"
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Re: 1 legged dwarf weaponsmith
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2011, 11:17:55 pm »

and yes i planned to give it to the captain of the guard. I'm waiting for the king to arrive before i assign one :P

gonna use one of his elite soldiers.

tell me about the arrival of the king somebody. I have the requirements, and i'm currently a County. Probably dutchy next year. I WANT TO BE THE CAPITAL OF THE SHIPS OF WANDERING
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Re: 1 legged dwarf weaponsmith
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2011, 02:05:25 am »

Now that's epic.. with the exception of the cloud and dress.. Unless it symbolizes something..

Artifact dress, cloud, fortress foundation and killing a goblin.. Hmm..
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Re: 1 legged dwarf weaponsmith
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2011, 10:52:08 am »

Mebzuth Entryrop the Blowing Berry.
Very nice name.
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