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Author Topic: You are Flesh golem INSTANT DEATH ENDGAME.  (Read 48910 times)

Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #30 on: November 12, 2011, 10:22:02 pm »

You briefly consider chaining the necromancer in the basement but several voices point out that you are already in the basement and that it would be hard to do anything in this illfitting body. You attempt to pet the dog. However the large dog who's now chewing lightly on your foot trips you and you fall over, And trying to catch yourself manage to break one of your hidden arms. Good thing you don't feel pain.

I rolled a three on the pet the dog. With a minus 2 due to jerky unsettling movements and another -2 for being undead (which animals hate)
you failed the roll. rolled to stop from falling. another 3  with -5 for jerky movements. any tips on how to display my rolls in a manner which isn't so awkward. also i'm using random .org for my dice rolls.

Stats
Souls: 10
Power: 100

You Are Unaccustomed to this corpus.

Inventory
  • You have nothing in your inventory
  • You are naked

Skills
  • Paralysing strike
  • Deadly Poison strike
  • Hidden arms
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EveryZig

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #31 on: November 12, 2011, 10:52:27 pm »

(First action and we almost roll a critical existence failure...  :-\ )
I guess we should just sit down, since this body doesn't seem to be going anywhere any time soon.

(What are the rolls out of? D20?)
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Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #32 on: November 12, 2011, 11:13:08 pm »

As your Creator summoner and murderer I Dothki Nathul command you to put this cloak on, don't try to kill me, deal with your sis- ah former sister and don't try to kill me, Fix your arm, and lastly don't try to kill me. I'm going to go rest for a bit. Your creation has left me drained.

Dothki hold out a dark cloak which you take. He then leaves the room trailed by his faithful hounds.
You can almost feel a subtle weight settle around your mind as the compulsion take hold.

Why did keep telling us not to try to kill him? Like such a thing would ever cross our minds. How could we kill our dear dear master?

 Lets go pay a visit to this "sister" thing. But first things first.
With a swelling of your souls you righten the broken bone and mend the wounded flesh. -15 Power.
you then attempt to wear to wear the cloak but can't find enough places for your arms. Must be an inferior Product. You settle for Draping it over yourself.

Stats
Souls: 10
Power: 100

Necromancers bond +10~20 power per turn.
You Are Unaccustomed to this corpus.

Inventory
  • You have nothing in your inventory
  • you are wearing Inferior cloak.

Skills
  • Paralysing strike
  • Deadly Poison strike
  • Hidden arms


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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #33 on: November 13, 2011, 01:40:27 am »

We should go find our (ex) sister then. And then stare at her, as our master didn't actually specify what to do with her.

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Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #34 on: November 13, 2011, 02:14:19 am »

You head through the dim passageway unsteadily to a small room dug out from the dirt,where you find yourself before before a small armless figure. The figure appears to be insensate and tied to a stake in the ground by means of a sturdy rope.

This must be that "sister" thing the master told me of. You take a moment to consider how you should "deal" with it.


Stats
Souls: 10
Power: 100

Necromancers bond +10~20 power per turn.
You Are Unaccustomed to this corpus.

Inventory
  • You have nothing in your inventory
  • you are wearing Inferior cloak.

Skills
  • Paralysing strike
  • Deadly Poison strike
  • Hidden arms

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Zako

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #35 on: November 13, 2011, 06:27:11 am »

Poke it a few times and see what it has to say. Maybe it knows something?
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GlyphGryph

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #36 on: November 13, 2011, 08:46:15 am »

Silly Necromancer. We have no intent of killing him. Luckily he didn't say anything about chaining him up and forcing him to do what we want!

So, is it just verbal commands we have to follow? We'll probably have to gag him eventually. How do we hear? I'm reminding of the "random evolution monsters" in Sluggy Freelance that was built to follow verbal orders... but then it evolved away its ears and things sort of went down hill.

So if we can't hear the orders, we don't have to follow them, right? What about orders from those other than our pet necromancer?
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Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #37 on: November 13, 2011, 09:30:58 am »

You poke Priscilla With the tip of your toe And She Wakes  with a start.
"sister Is that you, How did yo- Oh god What did they do to you?! Are ... ARE THOSE MY ARMS?!"

Priscilla Falls into a kind of hysteria, Moaning, crying and praying to her weak Impotent gods. What do you do? This would be easier If the master had been more specific.

Stats
Souls: 10
Power: 100

Necromancers bond +10~20 power per turn.
You Are Unaccustomed to this corpus.

Inventory
  • You have nothing in your inventory
  • you are wearing Inferior cloak.

Skills
  • Paralysing strike
  • Deadly Poison strike
  • Hidden arms

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Zako

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #38 on: November 13, 2011, 11:37:23 am »

Hmm.... This is difficult. Perhaps the master will know what to do? Or perhaps he will give more specific orders when pressed? Either way, pick her up and take her to him. This will also be a good test of our strength. Make sure that we don't break her!
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Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #39 on: November 13, 2011, 12:21:04 pm »

 Natural 20.

Deciding that this would best be a matter left to the master you easily pick the girl up. At first she struggles but with only her legs to attack you with you find it easy to restrain her. Slinging her overyour shoulder You carry her to where the master sleeps.
Her loud cries wake the master who then yells at you to "Dispose of the accursed brat and Let me get my rest!"


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Criptfeind

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #40 on: November 13, 2011, 01:00:59 pm »

Well. You heard him Dispose of her.

By which I mean make her leave where ever we are and send her on her way.
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Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #41 on: November 13, 2011, 01:19:24 pm »

Interpereting The masters order in the simplest way possible you drop The girl in the nearest midden heap, located in the alley just outside the celler door leading to the basement. The trash has been disposed of. With you follow the only other orders given: don't try to kill the master. you Work hard at this diligently making sure to not even think of killing the dear dear master. You continue this until you master awakes some 11 hours later.

You have become more comfortable in your skin.

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Armok

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #42 on: November 13, 2011, 01:51:35 pm »

> We should do various acrobatics to get used to this body faster.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #43 on: November 13, 2011, 02:39:13 pm »

That.

What

How.

How can acrobatics help?
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Armok

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #44 on: November 13, 2011, 02:47:55 pm »

Practice?
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