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Author Topic: You are Flesh golem INSTANT DEATH ENDGAME.  (Read 49437 times)

Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #60 on: November 14, 2011, 02:47:44 am »

You prepare to punch down the door but remamber the orders of your master. ""Don't hurt yourself, i couldn't stand it if you were hurt."He's such as good master. If you actually did punch the door with all your might certainly the door would be demolished , but then so would your arm. You settle for palceing your upper and lower hands against the door and pushing firmly. You hear a loud creaking sound come from the or as it starts to break. Prt of the mooring for the door breaks and it flies open to reveal... A storage room! It appears this is where master keeps hiss food, magic scrolls and other useful items.ther is a shelf filled with food, a scroll rack and a plain chest. You hope master won't be mad at you for breaking his door.


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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #61 on: November 14, 2011, 02:51:19 am »

> Produce Hatred and Enmity within you via recursive debates, so you can kill your master.

> Meanwhile, get some supplies in the storage, and hand them over to the master.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #62 on: November 14, 2011, 02:57:16 am »

Hmm... Interesting. It would be wise to remember this location. Grab some supplies for the master, place them carefully outside so to not break anything and then try to fix the door. Oh, and have a look through what stuff he's got, we might be able to use something!
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #63 on: November 14, 2011, 03:48:27 am »

Looking through the storage room it occurs that master may require some of the posseions he specificly stored here for safe keeping. Not knowing what he needs you take a cheese wheel since people always need to eat and master smells like cheese so it's probably his favorite food. Next you examine the scrolls. You can't read any of them but you know they're magical because when you touch them your hands start to tingle and stings.finally you open the chest. the dog have come into the room and are eating a side of ham.
It's locked
You open it anyway. With a hideous tearing sound the lock rips apart followed by a small dart shooting out and striking you in the right arm. The chest is filled with around 2000 gold coins. Must be masters ill gotten gains.


you take the cheese and offer it to master who seems confused and worried by this strange offering.
How did she get into my store room? and why is she giving me cheese?

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #64 on: November 14, 2011, 04:09:31 am »

Stare blankly for a moment, then purposely blink at him before leaving to find something interesting to do. That should freak him out a bit, just for fun. Keep flexing and rotating your joints and whatnot.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #65 on: November 14, 2011, 04:49:27 am »

With nothing else to do you stand idle ocassionly flexing and twisting, testing the limits of your new flexibility.
The rest of the day has passed and you feel much more comfortable in your body, one more day is all you need to be fully aligned.
In the early morning, an hour or so before dawn A loud banging is heard on the cellar door leading to tha alley, waking master and startling the dogs.

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #66 on: November 14, 2011, 05:27:49 am »

Oh dear, it seems the master has some unwanted visitors. We should hide as best as possible, preferably above the door, and be ready to break some necks.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #67 on: November 14, 2011, 07:46:19 am »

Thinking of the defence of your master, one of the primary  duties of a flesh golem you attempt to climb above the door, but alas as a cellar door it open verticaly. There is nowhere to climb.
Your foolish meatbag of a master Hurries into the room rubbing sleep from his eyes
He quickly unbars the door after making sure you extra arms are hidden he tells you to be on guard, as if we were everoff guard, arrogant mo-mo-master who is so dear to us.

A large group Of shabby unscrupulous looking fellow Barge into your abode Fronted by to veritible Bears of men. The two bashers are both well above 6 feet tall, have arm like tree trunks and are covered in scars they eack carry a pair of brutal looking iron spiked clubs. They are not in charge however. The one in charge is a decently dressed, clean shave citizen who could easily pass for a minor merchant. His hair is neatly Combed and He speaks in a crisp well mannered accent, without a single touch of his street trash upbringing. This is Arven the crimeboss of the south side of the city. One of the three most powerful criminals in the city and the 7th most powerful criminal in the nation.
It was his gang that help kidnap the girls. there are 13 thives in the goup, 5 thugs, 5 sneak thieves, 2 bashers, and Arven, Southside crime boss

Over the years since I can to this city I've helped Arven countless times using my magic and connections with the academy, and the nobles who attend it. You would be surprised how much help a floor plan of a nobles house can be to a burgler. With my help Arven would still be an uncultured street rat barely surviving on scraps and without his help my research wouldn't be anywhere near as complete. We have a working trust in this act of mutual aid. This is why he does me the honor of a personal visit. However it's rae to see him so agitated.

KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL ANY THREAT MUST BE DESTROYED KILL KILL KILL

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #68 on: November 14, 2011, 08:28:44 am »

> walk towards them looking menacing.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #69 on: November 14, 2011, 08:43:46 am »

No, position yourself and wait. Try to look unthreatening, and perhaps slip between them and the exit. Maybe pick up an improvised weapon if you see one nearby. They have not actually done anything remotely aggressive yet, but you will be ready when they do. And plus, you are interested in what they are going to say.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #70 on: November 14, 2011, 08:51:53 am »

Indeed, this is certainly very interesting. We should easily be able to take them all on if a fight happens, simply because of our very nature.

Quietly head to the side, keeping our extra arms hidden, and prepare for an ambush from behind. Keep our head down and face hidden with the cloak, so to look non-threatening.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #71 on: November 14, 2011, 08:58:44 am »

Dothki and Arven Stare each other down. Each daring the other to talk first.
Lightning flashes between them And there is a palpable sexual ten-- No must not troll forum with random Homoerotic derails.
You discreetly head to the side of the cellar keeping your face hidden so you can flank them. if it leads to trouble.

Dothki sighs in resignation. "what do you want Arven?' He inquires. " i'm rather busy"
"Busy? Oh well I've been a little busy too lately, What with the daring heist, and kidnapping those noble girls for you. Oh and lets not forget how the city guards FOUND the girl and have started knocking ON MY DOORS! I mean I've Been Very  Busy Hiding from the watch as they Hunt down the Madman Who Amputated and tortured A 13 year old girl! Better had you KILLED her, then we wouldn't have to deal with her describe what my men looked like to her father! You think YOU'RE BUSY THEN YOU SHOULD SEE THE BLASTED WATCH!! They're very busy RIPPING my empire apart thanks to you. I don't what you did or Why but you better help me fix this or we're going have A little problem avoiding the gallows, For if i'm going down I'm taking you with me.

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #72 on: November 14, 2011, 09:12:20 am »

Oh dear... I thought something like this might happen, but hey, we're a golem. We don't know any better.  ;)

Prepare for the ambush if things go downhill from here, especially blocking off the door with our body. Let's hope Dothki isn't going to say something stupid...
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #73 on: November 14, 2011, 09:25:53 am »

You can actually tell dothki what to do, but I have veto power for the sake of moving the plot and keeping an insanity to a minimal level. He's sorta a secondary character. I actually expected him to die  almost immediatle after animating the golem.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #74 on: November 14, 2011, 11:25:19 am »

> CONFESS
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