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[The Fool]

(("Did you just stab that thing!? Why did you do that?"

"It was an elf. Reflexes I guess."))

[Hubris Incalculable]

Seth is most definitely afraid of monkeys.

[ShoesandHats]

> Investigate strange noise. Call dogs.

Spoiler: Pesterlog (click to show/hide)

-- linguisticMutilator [LM] began pestering footwearHelmets [FH] at 17:26 --
FH: Bleh?
LM: Dude. I can't find my walking dogs anywhere.
FH: Hm.
FH: Are you sure they haven't gotten outside?
LM: yeah. they don't walkin know how to use a doonob, do they?
LM: i mean a boat doorknob.
FH: I don't know. The door might not have been closed correctly.
LM: wut? i always pull it shut. what kind of gloved dog-owner would i be if i didn't?
FH: An average one?
LM: Shut it. i'm boated awesome, and you know it, don't you, hathat?
-- linguisticMutilator [LM] changed their mood to DISTRAUGHT --
LM: seroisly, i can't find the-
FH: What?
LM: Bell's bells!

You walk in the kitchen to find a mess laid out before you. Someone ripped open a bag of chips rather fiercely, and scattered the innards across the floor. No one is present besides you.

"Penelope! Leonard!"

A pair of four-legged creatures dart out from their hiding places, jumping for you as if to bite...

Spoiler: Pesterlog (click to show/hide)

FH: What's the matter
FH: ?
FH: Hello?

But they only lick you.

PLAY-STRIFE!

[Hubris Incalculable]

> Play-Strife Technique: HUGTACKLE!

[The Fool]

>Continue drawing until SBURB beta arrives. ((Because I am.))

[Hubris Incalculable]

> LM: Admire new rock t-shirts

(but seriously, i'll stop adding more clothes now.)

[Johnfalcon99977]

I want this to LIVEEEE so I can do non-canonical cross-over battle

[Hubris Incalculable]

I want this to LIVEEEE so I can do non-canonical cross-over battle

We can do some non-cannon crossover pestering, if you like.

[ShoesandHats]

I want this to LIVEEEE so I can do non-canonical cross-over battle

It's not dead.

> Play-Strife Technique: HUGTACKLE!

You employ one of your most effective play-strife aggrieve tactics, Hugtackle!

Leonard employs his Guardian Rubric, Barklebrand, but it is ineffective.

Five play-points of damage inflicted!

> LM: Admire new rock t-shirts

You admire your new shirt that appeared due to Weird Plot Shit that will most likely never be mentioned again.

Unfortunately, this gives Penelope time to aggrieve!

Penelope uses Face-lick!

3 play-points of damage received!

6/9 play-points left!

((Equation for health is strength multiplied by three.))

>Continue drawing until SBURB beta arrives.

You continue drawing. Looks like it'll take a while for it to get here.

[Hubris Incalculable]

> Play-Strife Technique: BELLYTICKLE!

[The Fool]

((Any chance I can unweaponize my strife deck? I may have a weapon collection, but I was intending for sketchbook magic missiles (drawing-kind?), which to me is more epic. I didn't intend to add it to the strife deck when I picked it up. It may be a while before I can attack things, but I don't mind personally.

Feel free to make random stuff happen if it is going to take a while. I have baseball loving parents, and I can try and abscond in ridiculous ways. Or I can be trolled.

Speaking of which we need trolls. I can be a troll as well, but we'll still need more than one. I'll make and post a trollian name if someone wants to be trolled. Just a warning, but the trolling might be painful.))

[ShoesandHats]

((Yeah, you can un-strifedeck an item. It's just that whenever you pick up something that could be used as a weapon, it'll be strifedeck'd. Also, I don't think we'll need trolls until a little later on.))

[The Fool]

((According to one of the Homestuck pages the main characters were trolled for years, but then they went quiet until they started playing the SBURB beta. So I mean it is possible, but unlikely for now.

I suppose that the trolls would need a bit of coordination between players as well since they move in different time cycles. Nothing too extravagant, maybe referring to the next pesterlog, but not much farther than that. We don't need a Momento style cycle of madness.

When we do start trolling we need to keep in mind that most trolls would be angry as hell when they start and ease up as they go. Just a suggestion.))

((EDIT: I wiLl bE a tRolL. thEre Is nO quEstIon AboUt tHat. DonE.))

[Burnt Pies]

You are JESSICA KNIGHT and your birthday is in a week. In but seven days, you will reach the magnificent age of 17. Your room is currently being packed into BOXES, as you are moving house the day before your birthday. The only things not in said BOXES are the COMPUTER you built yourself and your STEREO, currently sat atop a BOX in the corner. You have a variety of INTERESTS, including the popular game ADAM ONLINE. You also enjoy READING, though your VAST LIBRARY OF FICTION is currently languishing inside the four LARGE BOXES downstairs. You like SINGING, though you'd never let anyone hear you. You swear that not all your CLOTHING is BLACK, it's just coincidence. Your chumhandle is causticSquire , and you speak in a manner that seems normal until You notice Odd capitalisations.

Agility 4
Brains 5
Strength 5
Persuasion 1


If you're still accepting entries.

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Johnfalcon: Engage in Homestuck RPG x2 COMBO because hey why not.



Your name is Alice Garner, and you are 16 years old. You have only become so recently, however. Your room is a nice and tidy Victorian style layout, due to the fact that you have a slight OCD COMPLEX when it comes to ORGANIZING THINGS. You have a number of INTRESTES, not the least of which include ARCHOLOGY, and SLEUTHING. The life of archologists has always facinated you. Although, you got this idea from the incredible high number of MOVIES you watch. And you know that THEY ARE ALMOST ALL TRUE. Afterall, they taught you how to use your DUEL REVOLVER KIND. If you haven't guessed yet, you are quite the Rebel, refusing to accept the "Ways of your Kin", as your Grand Mother puts it. Thats why she dresses you in so many RIDICULOUSLY FORMAL OUTFITS, you guess, and thats why you hate them so much. But you do have to thank her for introducing you to play SMOOTH JAZZ and OTHER KINDS OF MUSIC on your PIANO. You secretly adore ANIME (As you can see from the Posters on the walls) and you often COSPLAY at CONVENTIONS, although you would KILL if anyone FOUND OUT. You really don't care about the secret getting out enough to kill someone, but you don't have the TIME to deal with that kind of stuff.

You also have an abnormal passion for the COLOR RED, which is likely not symbolic IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM. Your pesterchum name is aristocraticHunter and you speak in a FIREY PSSION!, some times forgting to spell words corretly!

Agility: 6
Brains: 4
Strength: 3
Persuasion: 2

Trait: Grand Sleuth: Alice is a quite the capable of discovering things, and has a much better chance at investigation and "Catching on".