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[ShoesandHats]

((Now I has Pesterchum! HEE HEE HOO HOO.))

>Pick up the KNIFE sitting in front of the Sherlock Holmes books.

You pick up the KNIFE and add it to your Strife deck.

KNIFEKIND GET!

> LM: Pick up high-powered lazor, burn hole in one of the bricks in anger.

Jumping bricks. You'll show em' a lesson they'll never forget. In anger, you pick up the LASER and burn a large hole in the half-fortress. Unfortunately, this also burns a hole in the wall behind them.

You then add the LASER to your Strife Deck.

LASERKIND GET!

[freeformschooler]

>freeform: pretend like you know how to draw.



how do i proportioned feet
james and the giant hands
generic sarcastic self-parody

etc

[Hubris Incalculable]

What did you do to my hat?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[freeformschooler]

Look up, now look back at me. Your hat is now flat geometric shapes a tiny grey towel.

[ShoesandHats]

Pester log time!

Spoiler: Pesterlog (click to show/hide)

-- linguisticMutilator [LM] began pestering footwearHelmets [FH] at 15:33 --
FH: Hey.
LM: Dude, what the walk. where have you been.
FH: I've just been sitting in my room, admiring my many fake potted plants.
FH: Seriously, why did I pick those things up off the sidewalk anyways?
LM: You and your boatmurdered plants. so ridiculous.
FH: Yeah, they smell like cigarretes, too.
LM: walk, that's gross
LM: smokers are hatbands.
FH: Lung cancer is fo' fools.
LM: so boat true
FH: Anyways, did you preorder the beta of that game? From what I've seen, it looks cool.
LM: Bell yeah.
FH: Sort of a sandboxy kind of thing?
LM: something like.
LM: I heard it's gonna be walking awesome, anyway.
FH: Gamebro magazine was a bit harsh on it, though.
FH: I don't even know why I subscribed to that shit.
LM: That's walking stupid. anyway, If they accidentally send me two copies, i'm totally gonna bring that radiator-wharf watson one.
FH: Yeah. I wonder if you can play it with like four people? The only information I've seen on the multiplayer only says two players.
LM: I dunno. probably some purple workarounds.
FH: Hopefully.
LM: People are always figuring out silly walking workarounds.
FH: Yeah. That's the nature of people, I suppose.
LM: So, how's the parent?
FH: She's doing well.
FH: Just as good as always.
LM: aww, man that's purple.
FH: How're you doing, on that note?
LM: Ugh. the dogs are so walking annoying.
LM: they always make me take them on three walking walks a day.
FH: Maybe you should get some cats?
FH: Eat the dogs, and turn their skin into hats?
LM: bell no.
LM: That would be wrong.
LM: i owe my boatmurder life to those creatures.
FH: Really?
LM: well, yeah.
FH: How so?
LM: i got caught in a snowdrift.
LM: they walking pulled me out.
FH: Without any prompt? Wow.
FH: A true testament to their smelling ability.
FH: Or perhaps your smell-making ability?
LM: Hey. walk off.
LM: don't insult me.
FH: Heh heh.
LM: that joke was radiator.
FH: A radiator of AWESOMENESS and HUMOR.
LM: no, of WHARFS and MONKEYS
FH: Whatever. I'm getting a bit hungry. If you don't mind, I'll be going downstairs to make myself some food.
LM: Okay. Have fun.
-- footwearHelmets [FH] ceased pestering linguisticMutilator [LM] at 17:25 --

[ShoesandHats]

>Put down knife and exit the room in an attempt to find the missing sketchbook.

You put down the knife and exit the room looking dandy in your awesome, beautiful, fabulous scarf. You hazard a guess that your missing sketchbook is in your equally hipster-looking living room. THE HAZARDOUS GUESS WAS TRAVERSED WITH UNEQUALED SUCCESS. You now have a SKETCHBOOK!

Draw fantastic muscle-beast?

>freeform: pretend like you know how to draw.

You attempt to pretend that you know how to draw. You fail miserably. You start drawing up people something uncannybrutal on your quest for "MAD PAINT BRO" and get this way rude artistic urge under control. Paint is basically flying off the brush. It's like paint wants nothing  to do with that brush. The brush is dead to that paint.

But you get stuck in some poorly drawn hands or something. Like a disproportioned foot or a missing hat? You'll have to undo.

Fuck this shit.

[Hubris Incalculable]

> Take dogs for a walk. cause they've been bugging me to do it for hours now.

[The Fool]

((@freeformschooler: If you were serious about the proportions thing I could help. Hands are about 3/4 of the head length, and feet are roughly the length of the forearm. Try to remember the curves of the foot and it becomes clearer if you have it the wrong size. BTW the scarf is longer...))

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Glad to have his sketchbook back Watson feverishly sketches into his book. He starts out drawing a muscly creature, but it turns into something else entirely... it doesn't look good either.

It must have been the baseball memorabilia that leered at him at the other end of the basement. It was messing with him, almost mocking him. It was like it was saying 'you can have the living room, but you can't escape!'. Watson hated his parents love for baseball and the fact that they practiced outside his window every morning at 5. To top it off the entire upstairs is covered in paintings, statues and images of obscure baseball players that nobody has ever even heard of. They must be spiting me.

>Admire Blade Runner movie poster back in the safety of my room while waiting for Duncan to get online.

EDIT: ((You should join this thread freeformschooler. No one says you can't be in both threads at once. Plus fanart is always appreciated.))

[ShoesandHats]

((Just so everyone knows, there are still spots open if you want to join. Well, "spots" implies that there's a specific number of people that are allowed in the game, but I intend for the game to accept an indefinite amount of people until I think its a little too late.))

>Make some delicious ramen noodles.

You put on a pot of water, and open a pack of CHICKEN FLAVORED RAMEN. Despite it sounding horrible, it tastes nothing like chicken. In a few minutes, you have DELICIOUS RAMEN.

> Take dogs for a walk. cause they've been bugging me to do it for hours now.

You take a couple of leashes and start looking for the dogs which have stopped bugging you for the moment, which is strange. They never do that. What's that noise in the kitchen?

>Admire Blade Runner movie poster back in the safety of my room while waiting for Duncan to get online.

Oh, Blade Runner. The only movie that ever truly captured your love for mystery, cyborgs, and sci-fi.

What's this? Duncan is online. Looks like he has been for a few minutes.

[The Fool]

((For whatever reason your Pesterchum isn't showing as online ShoesandHats. I checked and I typed it in right.

Works now. Must have been Photoshop killing Pesterchum again.

I'll be posting a monster manual of sorts in my first post once I start finishing pictures. It shall be epic. There will be monster costume variations for each character and everything. Here is a preview of an imp (the base image so far):

Spoiler: Imp Base (click to show/hide)

With any luck I should be able to customize the image based on the characters.))

[ShoesandHats]

((Yeah, I'm pretty sure I typed your name in right too.))

((EDIT: Actually, it works.))

[Hubris Incalculable]

> Investigate strange noise. Call dogs.

Spoiler: DogCall Log (click to show/hide)

LM: Penelope! Leonard!
LM: Leonard! Penelope!

[The Fool]

((I'll start up a monster manual on my first post, even if we haven't really started yet. One imp down, three to go (assuming we pick up a forth). Here is Watson's version of an imp.

Spoiler: Baseball Imp (click to show/hide)

If your character has a specific fear either PM me it, or post it here. I'll integrate the fear into each monster. Some monsters might be generic and won't change from person to person.))

[Hubris Incalculable]

Seth Andersen - now with moar aussie riding coat. If you refresh enough.

[ShoesandHats]

I'm not sure what Duncan's imps will be. Maybe an imp with a degree in Homeopathic medicine?  A giant cave spider imp? Elf imp?