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How should Mego do his updates?

Text and images. Old school is better.
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Live stream and video. Newfangled technology must be applied to everything!
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Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm


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Author Topic: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25) (DEAD)  (Read 837799 times)

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25)
« Reply #2445 on: May 22, 2012, 11:55:09 am »

Looks like we are in for some Fun.

Oh dear.

All according to plan...

I think we just found ourselves a volunteer.

Umm, yeah.  I just volunteered.  Literally the post before Aussie's.
Ya gotta send me in, coach!
I also volunteer to fight against the evil bird.
And there, we all got caught in TAD's plan. Now he has his cannon fodder where he wants, and will escape. Because he always escapes.
...that would make TAD the only dwarf to not ever die (at least oficially) in the entire series. Holy carp. Well, and El presidente. But being inmortal doesn't count, I guess.
You know, being a disembodied soul works wonders for my sleuthing skills ;)
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Did we just made reality itself commit suicide?
I think that sentence describes all of Failcannon.

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25)
« Reply #2446 on: May 22, 2012, 11:57:35 am »

Oh, El Presidente died many times. It just didn't stop him.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25)
« Reply #2447 on: May 22, 2012, 05:44:25 pm »

Hah! The Revengineer shall not be bested by some mere hummingbird! Send her in!
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25)
« Reply #2448 on: May 22, 2012, 05:48:49 pm »

I am some guy who i cant remember, And i refuse to die so easily. .. . . . . if I am not dead yet.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25)
« Reply #2449 on: May 22, 2012, 06:19:11 pm »

Alright, well... You guys (literally) asked for it.

I will post the results of the Battle of the Bird later tonight.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25)
« Reply #2450 on: May 22, 2012, 08:15:56 pm »

Alright, well... You guys (literally) asked for it.

I will post the results of the Battle of the Bird later tonight.

This does not bode well...

EDIT: Holy carp, 50 pages (with 50 posts/page)!

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25)
« Reply #2451 on: May 22, 2012, 08:23:31 pm »

Alright, well... You guys (literally) asked for it.

I will post the results of the Battle of the Bird later tonight.

This does not bode well...

EDIT: Holy carp, 50 pages (with 50 posts/page)!
164 pages with the default settings. We are nearing the number of pages Failcannon achieved.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25)
« Reply #2452 on: May 22, 2012, 08:52:52 pm »

Alright, well... You guys (literally) asked for it.

I will post the results of the Battle of the Bird later tonight.

This does not bode well...

EDIT: Holy carp, 50 pages (with 50 posts/page)!
164 pages with the default settings. We are nearing the number of pages Failcannon achieved.

Don't jinx the fort!  It could turn out that the hummingbird kills us all now.
« Last Edit: May 22, 2012, 10:30:26 pm by ThatAussieGuy »
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25)
« Reply #2453 on: May 22, 2012, 08:58:36 pm »

Alright, well... You guys (literally) asked for it.

I will post the results of the Battle of the Bird later tonight.

This does not bode well...

EDIT: Holy carp, 50 pages (with 50 posts/page)!
164 pages with the default settings. We are nearing the number of pages Failcannon achieved.

Don't jynx the fort!  It could turn out that the hummingbird kills us all now.
I probably ensured it's survival by mentioning that, since if the fort falls we'll be able to make a fort in the DF 0.34.X .
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ThatAussieGuy

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25)
« Reply #2454 on: May 22, 2012, 10:31:56 pm »

Alright, well... You guys (literally) asked for it.

I will post the results of the Battle of the Bird later tonight.

This does not bode well...

EDIT: Holy carp, 50 pages (with 50 posts/page)!
164 pages with the default settings. We are nearing the number of pages Failcannon achieved.

Don't jynx the fort!  It could turn out that the hummingbird kills us all now.
I probably ensured it's survival by mentioning that, since if the fort falls we'll be able to make a fort in the DF 0.34.X .

Aaaand Murphy's Law just guranteed Hellcannon's death.  I hope you're HAPPY!  :P

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25)
« Reply #2455 on: May 22, 2012, 10:37:16 pm »

No, Murphy's Law dictates that Hellcannon will, in fact, survive!  Somehow, I had logic to back that up, but in the space of typing that first sentence, I've forgotten what it was.  Oh well.

I shall be the first to fall!  On the blood of my many past lives, this I swear!
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25)
« Reply #2456 on: May 22, 2012, 10:53:05 pm »

Also, sorry Eric Blank.  Finally had to give up your awesome quote in my sig.

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25)
« Reply #2457 on: May 23, 2012, 12:29:39 am »

No, Murphy's Law dictates that Hellcannon will, in fact, survive!  Somehow, I had logic to back that up, but in the space of typing that first sentence, I've forgotten what it was.  Oh well.

I shall be the first to fall!  On the blood of my many past lives, this I swear!
Well, Murphy's law is "everything that can go wrong, will go wrong." So if we were to define what "go wrong" is: Something "going wrong" is when something happens that is the opposite of what people want. "What people want" is for Hellcannon to go out spectacularly. The remaining domain for "going wrong" would be the fort living or suffering an unspectacular death. Since giant three-eyed hummingbird deathbeasts fall firmly into the category of spectacular, it isn't currently possible for the fort to die an unspectacular death. This means in order to "go wrong" the fort must live.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25)
« Reply #2458 on: May 23, 2012, 01:09:41 am »

In order to "go wrong" the fort must live.

That's already happened once.  The fort somehow survived with a population of zero.

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25)
« Reply #2459 on: May 23, 2012, 01:09:50 am »

No, Murphy's Law dictates that Hellcannon will, in fact, survive!  Somehow, I had logic to back that up, but in the space of typing that first sentence, I've forgotten what it was.  Oh well.

I shall be the first to fall!  On the blood of my many past lives, this I swear!
Well, Murphy's law is "everything that can go wrong, will go wrong." So if we were to define what "go wrong" is: Something "going wrong" is when something happens that is the opposite of what people want. "What people want" is for Hellcannon to go out spectacularly. The remaining domain for "going wrong" would be the fort living or suffering an unspectacular death. Since giant three-eyed hummingbird deathbeasts fall firmly into the category of spectacular, it isn't currently possible for the fort to die an unspectacular death. This means in order to "go wrong" the fort must live.

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