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Karnewarrior

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Re: SGAME
« Reply #30 on: November 05, 2011, 06:14:38 pm »

>Phalla: Pluck unibrow... from the sides in.
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« Reply #31 on: November 05, 2011, 10:23:12 pm »

>SMASH open box, Hulk-style.
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« Reply #32 on: November 05, 2011, 10:27:27 pm »

>Pick up the treasure box carefully, cradling it our bulky arms and giving it a loving pat before opening it.
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Re: SGAME
« Reply #33 on: November 06, 2011, 08:09:59 pm »

>SerCon: Bump thread to top of forum. >WILDNSEXY: Remind PHALLA that your name is FELICITY VIXEN, because she probably forgot.

(I doubt that's going to happen, but I might as well try. ^^^)
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« Reply #34 on: November 06, 2011, 08:18:26 pm »

This game is going at a very slow pace, which actually is optimal, for reasons you will discover later. Update tomorrow.
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Re: SGAME
« Reply #35 on: November 06, 2011, 08:54:10 pm »

No! Freeform, don't tell me you are using... SUBVERSIVE STORYTELLING TACTICS?

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« Reply #36 on: November 06, 2011, 09:04:11 pm »

Actually, just posting to follow was my main concern. ^^^; I just figured I'd put an action while I was there, I ain't trying to rush you.
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« Reply #37 on: November 07, 2011, 04:46:38 pm »

>Pick up the treasure box carefully, cradling it our bulky arms and giving it a loving pat before opening it.



Oh, sweet treasure box. There are a lot of things you HATE in life. But your precious treasures are not one of them. You cradle it while remembering glorious adventures with your treasures wistfully. If you had an attention span longer than 20 seconds, you would continue doing this. You don't, though.

But wait. The box is locked. You don't think it came with a key. How did you open it last time? Hmm.
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« Reply #38 on: November 07, 2011, 05:05:45 pm »

Hulk SMASH!
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« Reply #39 on: November 07, 2011, 05:31:59 pm »

Thump it! Considering that's how the lock works anyway, considering our MANLY fingers can't open the regular locks :P
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Re: SGAME
« Reply #40 on: November 07, 2011, 08:16:48 pm »

Thump it! Considering that's how the lock works anyway, considering our MANLY fingers can't open the regular locks :P
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« Reply #41 on: November 07, 2011, 11:45:25 pm »

>SMASH open TEAR lock off of box, Hulk-style.
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« Reply #42 on: November 09, 2011, 02:26:57 pm »

>Thump it! Considering that's how the lock works anyway, and considering your MANLY fingers can't open the regular locks.



HOLY MOTHER OF YOURSELF you thump the TREASURE BOX and it opens. Glorious. As the lid pops back - the lock was just drawn on, after all - you see your TWO MOST TREASURED ITEMS, a POORLY DRAWN RED BOOMERANG and your COMPUGOGGLES WHICH ARE LARGER THAN THEY APPEAR.

Due to your fine intellect, you get a POINTLESS ACHIEVEMENT STAR. Sweet. You love POINTLESS ACHIEVEMENT STARS.
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Re: SGAME
« Reply #43 on: November 09, 2011, 02:33:48 pm »

>Equip COMPUGOGGLES

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« Reply #44 on: November 09, 2011, 02:41:32 pm »

>Equip COMPUGOGGLES
And install the game.
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