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[freeformschooler]

YOU ARE THIS GIRL.

What is your name?

[Heliman]

Phalla Manson

[freeformschooler]

>PHALLA MANSON



PHALLA is a totally awesome name, but MANSON is a sissy name. You don't want to have a sissy name like UNNAMED FEMALE FRIEND's name. TRY AGAIN, PUNK.

[Jerick]

Phalla Punk

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Totally a Girl-Person.

[Sinpwn]

>Kada Von Killington.

[freeformschooler]

>PHALLA PUNK



Oh sweet goggles that is a great name.

==>



To reiterate - and lazily use the same picture - your name is PHALLA PUNK. You are standing in YOUR ROOM. Actually, it might be someone else's room, and you might have slept there last night without them knowing, but it is A ROOM regardless. Today is your SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY. It is also the release date of the beta of the latest game that just came out, SGAME. One of your TWO SOLE FRIENDS IN THIS WORLD gave you an invite key for the game to play on your COMPUTER. What will you do?

[Heliman]

>PP: Admire phallus posters

[freeformschooler]

>PP: Admire PHALLUS POSTERS.



You do not have any posters of phOH HEY LOOK it's your poster of your favorite actor, PHAL LUS. He is said to have the longest neck and roundest shoulders in the entire world. He's played in such hits as ATTACK OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER, TERROR OF THE 50-FOOT PIMP and BIG D. ICK DOES ENGLAND.

Wait, one of your friends is messaging you right now on your MANUAL MESSAGING DEVICE. Do you answer them?

[woose1]

No.

>Become the messaging device

[freeformschooler]

>PP: BECOME THE MESSAGING DEVICE.



You cannot do that. The closest thing you can do is become UNNAMED AND HIGHLY EFFEMINATE MALE FRIEND, who is currently messaging you. And you cannot do that either because he is too busy messaging you.

[Heliman]

>PP: Have totally not-awkward conversation

[Yoink]

>PP: Have totally not-awkward conversation

This.

[freeformschooler]

>PP: Have totally not awkward conversation.



You HATE manual messaging devices. Your FAT UGLY FATFINGERS make it hard to type convincingly. Regardless, you answer the guy.

Spoiler: Messagelog (click to show/hide)

EFFINGEFFEMINATE began messaging PHALLATHEPUNK.
EFFINGEFFEMINATE: Oh Phalla~
PHALLATHEPUNK: WAHT IS T.
EFFINGEFFEMINATE: Are you ready to be CREAMED~
PHALLATHEPUNK: ON HTE GAM?
EFFINGEFFEMINATE: Yes~~~!
EFFINGEFFEMINATE: Have you installed it yet~~~?
PHALLATHEPUNK: NO. PHALA NT GOOD WTH GOGLES.
EFFINGEFFEMINATE: You must stop talking in third person~
EFFINGEFFEMINATE: It is ever so annoying~
PHALLATHEPUNK: PHALA WIL GET AROND TO INSTALIGN GAME.
EFFINGEFFEMINATE: Remember Phalla~
EFFINGEFFEMINATE: We chose the game~
EFFINGEFFEMINATE: So we are letting you choose the simulation~
PHALLATHEPUNK: PHALLA LIKE GOGGLE GAMWS WITH SIMULATON.
EFFINGEFFEMINATE: Yes yes that's fine and all~
PHALLATHEPUNK: PHALLA PROBABY GOIG TO CHOOSEE LEGACY OF CARLOTT..
EFFINGEFFEMINATE: I uh~
PHALLATHEPUNK: PHALLA GOOD AT ORIGINL LEGACY OF CHARLOT!
EFFINGEFFEMINATE: Well~
EFFINGEFFEMINATE: Either way~
EFFINGEFFEMINATE: We only have two hours per simulation~
EFFINGEFFEMINATE: And I am much faster~
EFFINGEFFEMINATE: So you are going down~~~!
PHALLATHEPUNK: OKAY.
PHALLATHEPUNK accidentally closed the program.

You never have to worry about awkward conversations because you don't have the mental capacity to even be awkward.

[Audioworm333]

Install the game.