I, UristMcThunderguts, have been sent here by his majesty, The Delectable Choon Thunderguts, to build a Lavatower in order to welcome the ambassador of the Lavalord from... I can't really quite remember where... to here... wherever here is. I seem to have misplaced my map somewhere on the wagon. Oh well, still got me pickaxe. Point being, there's lava here. And we're dwarves. We know our rocks and our engineering. How hard could it be to build up instead of down and the cover the whole thing in lava? Luckily I'm only going to be here every year or so to check up on things, because I don't think I've got the fire left in me for such an ambitious project. >_>
Welcome fellow Dwarven Overseers, to Beguiledbreakfast! And no, you don't have to help Metalchicken and I build a lavatower in order to play. You can build, do, or dig whatever you like, as long as you don't intentional ruin what's already here. Before you get all excited and ask about joining, take a moment to read our rules and any progress reports that may have been posted about the fortress.
Rules:
1. Fortress changes hands at the beginning of every spring, email UristMcThunderguts a copy of the region folder and he'll pass it on to the next Overseer in the lineup. Please finish your turn within 7 days from the time you get the latest save passed to you, pass the save on, and make your update post. Otherwise, you may be skipped.
2. Don't dig up the thing beneath the youknowwhat unless you think you can handle what lies beneath.(If you don't know what, just keep on digging.
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3. Try and give us some creative writing when you post your progress at the end of your turn. A paragraph or two at least and a screenshot of something cool, if you see anything.
4. We play until the fortress crumbles to it's end. Please don't intentionally break things just because you think the fort is doomed. It probably isn't. Probably.(It's okay if you pull a lever without knowing and it spews lava over everything. Just don't do it intentionally unless you're killing a siege or something.
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5. If the fortress is low on something, say food... Or all the miners died somehow... It be nice if you mentioned that sort of stuff at the bottom of your post, so the next player knows right away that something should be done.
6. If you want to join, or have any questions, send a private message to UristMcThunderguts.
7. If you're unsure on something specific: "Don't be a dick."
8. Important! Be careful of levers and things that appear to be holding or directing the flow of Lava. Metalchicken has been taken by a strange mood and will be working on a masterpiece during each of his turns.
9. There shall be no raw editing.
10."All rules are subject to change at the will of UristMcThunderguts at any time, and any resulting lavadeath is the responsibility of the dead party and not of the Lavalord or his underlings." (What's the worst that could happen?)
Player list:
UristMcThunderguts(played one turn)
MetalChicken(Being skipped until further notice, technical difficulties T_T)
Restricted(Played one turn)
Drakon136(skipped, ran out of time T_T)
Monkeyfacedprickleback(played one turn)
thegoatgod_pan(now playing! )
Vahir