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How old was your oldest fort at the time of abandon?

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Haspen

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Your oldest fort?
« on: October 18, 2011, 11:01:02 am »

So yes, a poll and maybe a small memorial to your oldest fort? Or maybe it is still running?

Mine was Melbilonshen, 25 years old fort when it was abandoned. It featured countless sieges of goblins and steel-clad four-armed giants, legendary weaponsmith making iron sword of death (Destruction of Heavens), friendly megabeasts on furniture toppling rampages, superpowered soldiers killed by silly things and twice more dead dwarves than alive ones.

And it ended in bloody tantrum spiral that took the alive population from 220+ to 2 in several irl minutes. Only survivors were a miserable farmer sulking somewhere in the deeps and a lone crossbowdwarf who sit through whole tantrum spiral in his watch tower. He was without friends/family and propably that was what spared him from bloodshed, anger and madness.

Oh and of course it started with superpopular mayor and few kids getting killed by ill-timed ambush.

What about your oldest fort? Any epic stories of sadness/badassery/FUN to tell?
« Last Edit: October 19, 2011, 01:58:49 am by Haspen »
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Re: Your oldest fort?
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2011, 11:08:24 am »

My oldest fort was one called Trumpetsoul and it lasted about 14 years. It exported rock and metal  instruments primarily. It was defended by an 80 some odd z-lvl dodge me trap that went straight into the magma sea. Its actually still going though, I still play it occasionally, though I've been in a more of a holding pattern waiting for the next update.
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Re: Your oldest fort?
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2011, 11:56:57 am »

honestly I sort of lose track.
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Re: Your oldest fort?
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2011, 12:31:21 pm »

My longest running is Cudgelarmor, a desert-mountain fortress going on its 15th year.  Really lucked out with nobles on this one.  Duke likes steel and copper, and the mayor likes green glass and aluminum (and I've somehow kept the same mayor for the entire 15 years).  I have way more supplies than I know what to do with, I've warred every civilisation I could, and broke into the circus.  The fort isn't in danger of dying or being abandoned, I just ran out of things to do, short of some ridiculous mega structure constructed entirely out of soap....
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Re: Your oldest fort?
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2011, 12:52:14 pm »

My longest running is still going. Abyssguilds has everything I want in an embark and I use it to test magma/trap/FUN concepts that require a large dwarven work force.

It is well into it's eighth year.
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Re: Your oldest fort?
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2011, 12:57:16 pm »

Why do you assume it was abandoned?

My oldest fort was my previous one, and that was only around four years.

Twas short but sweet, the life of Bulwarkdwellings. It was the home of a couple heroes, the birthplace of a few astounding tales, and, being my second fort ever, a place I will always remember.
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Anyway, here's the story of it's end. Let's see if I can craft an epic:

For the most part, everything had been running smoothly. I had nearly finished my grand statue garden, a huge room with statues of brass and slabs of marble lining the engraved walls,(I was planning to do the floor as well), the wildlife problem was getting under control, almost all the dwarves had decent furnished rooms, and construction of the burial chambers was well under way.

In my growing experience, I decided i was ready to finally take of the challenge of building a well. Unfortunately, it was this decision that likely led to the downfall of Bulwarkdwellings. I had dug out a room with a large hole several z-levels in the center to fill with water. It went down below the burial chambers, making it the deepest point in the fort.
I had also dug out a tunnel that would drain a murky pool into the room, and a long corridor leading to the outside that would drain the room in case of flooding, I planned to fill them with traps, but only managed to get the floodgates placed before the Ettin showed up.

I had never faced an Ettin before, so I was worried. As it slowly made its way down the hill, a vile force of darkness appeared. I've fended off sieges before, but this wasn't like any goblin siege I had faced, a huge force of mounts, goblins, trolls, and their law-giver, a demon twisted into the from of a lemur or something like that.
Freaking out slightly, I station my military at the floodgate blocking the corridor. If i remember correctly, the Ettin busted through the floodgate, and my military attacks.

They are beating, stabbing and shooting at her, she proves to be less of a threat than I thought, but she won't die. it stumbles out of the well room, down the hall, and into my stone stockpile, my military following. The corridor, unblocked and unguarded, gives an easy entrance for the goblins and their law-giver, they swarm in. My military, still attacking the Ettin, is ambushed by the goblins. Some of them are quite literally back stabbed, others put up a good fight, but eventually, they all fall. Even Ral and her dog, but that's a story for another time.

It is at this moment that I notice trolls have broken down my main gates as well, the ones that make it past the traps begin slaughtering everyone. Back in the well room, some trolls find it a good idea to break down the floodgate holding back the actual water, just as a goblin macelord and his squad are chilling next to the huge pit. through this whole ordeal, there was nothing more satisfying than watching that entire squad of goblins get flushed down that huge hole. About half of them drown, the ones that survive are very injured, including the macelord.
But fate turned against me once more, there was a long tunnel that lead beneath the burial chambers I had dug to get the miner out of the hole, and i had yet to wall it up, the injured goblins slowly made their way up to the burial chambers, which were built directly below the residential area, any dwarves hiding in their rooms were killed.

The remaining dwarves were burrowed in the food/booze storeroom below the food/booze production area, with goblins and the demon law-giver approaching from one side, and trolls from the other, I watched the remaining members of Newlight the Immortal Earthendweller get splattered across the food and drink pots. Thinking quickly, I order everyone to fill the ranks of the fallen military, the storeroom becomes a canvas of blood.
They fight well, taking down a couple enemies with them. But eventually, the siege leaves, and only a single dwarf remains. They destroyed almost everything, killed nearly everyone, and leave me with a single dwarf. I'm enraged, I order this final dwarf to pursue the law-giver, but he's too fast, they get away.

I see the trolls, lounging about in my once great dining hall, I figure I'm going to go out with one final attack. The dwarf, who is now mayor, charges forth. To my surprise, she actually does a pretty good job, shes punching, scratching and I actually begin think she might do this, then a troll becomes enraged. She is gored by its tusks, adding to her already severe injuries.
She stumbles toward them again, constantly falling over, and tears out one of their teeth, causing it to vomit. She is gored again. Now the trolls take the offensive, she tries to run, but she's in too much pain, she falls over, gets surrounded, and the fort dies with her.

To add insult to injury, upon checking the legends, I read that the Ettin was killed by a goblin's copper spear.

Kudos to anyone who actually manages to read the whole thing without getting bored halfway through.
« Last Edit: December 07, 2011, 09:21:23 pm by King DZA »
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Re: Your oldest fort?
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2011, 01:11:50 pm »

King DZA has created a masterpiece!

I had a fantasy of that last dwarven lady being raped by all those trolls, literally. Ugh, never enter rule34 again...

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Re: Your oldest fort?
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2011, 02:18:40 pm »

I usually abandon my fortresses approaching year 10. Either actually abandon or leave them and start a new fort. I enjoy being in a built fortress more than a new one, but after year 4 my FPS just starts to drop and the game moves painfully slow.

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« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2011, 04:11:21 pm »

My oldest fort was 8 years old before it died due to player boredom and FPS issues.  Nothing else: not the entire marksdwarf squad going nutty and melancholy, not the titan, not the two red dragons, nor the endless goblin and elf sieges (started at war with both) could bring it down.
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Re: Your oldest fort?
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2011, 05:04:49 pm »

Current record is 53 years, with very slow and cautious play (10 citizens dead, 6 merchants, a couple of caravan guards). I haven't even had a message about migrants for decades, let alone actual migrants, so for once I've allowed babies just to get those rooms I built specially for migrants filled. The lower levels are just randomly spawning now, I think -- I got some new things coming through. So that's my next project, and then I guess I'll abandon, maybe with DFusion if it stops the sudden desertation of the site. Oh, and an heir for my duke. I've never done that one before.

I had a fantasy of that last dwarven lady being raped by all those trolls, literally.
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« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2011, 05:31:20 pm »

Only had two forts so far, neither abandoned.  My first is 4 years along, and I felt like I made enough mistakes in it to start a new one.  The dwarves were getting along fine though, so I didn't abandon.  I just don't play it anymore.

The second is 9 years old, in which I tried many new things like digging up adamantine.  It's still going strong, but I suspect I'm going to get pwned by the next siege(s) that arrive since my value went up by over 1000% when I started making adamantine weapons and armor...  We'll see if the blue metal is as good as it is valuable.
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« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2011, 06:40:09 pm »

My current fort is also the longest lived, at a little over 70 years at the moment. Before that, my record was 30 or so.
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