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[Tlc2011]

You are standing in a pub.

The pub owner says "Hey, do you want anything or what?" angrily.



Rules:
No Chuck Norris Jokes.
No Spam.
No Kicking Something into Space.
No Pictures. [Applies for me too]
If you read this, you must post.
At the very least someone should upvote a suggestion for Chuck to do whatever is suggested. If not, Chuck shall roundhouse kick it with his mind.

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Punch his face into oblivion. That horrible game will be a just punishment.

[Tlc2011]

Since no one else is posting [so far], Here we go 

You proceed to punch the man in the face, throwing him into a wall!
"What the hell, man?"
You hit him again.
Again.
Again.
His face explodes.

Now what

[Tersr]

Find new bar.

[Tlc2011]

OOC Question: Why is there so many fire emblem avys?
OOC: We need one more person to approve the above. [above post]

[Tersr]

Adwarf's RTD had these as char avys, so we used them as our avys.

[Tlc2011]

Ah, alright.
Anyone going to approve the suggestion "find a new bar" or suggest something else like "BADASS POSE WHILE BAR EXPLODES"?

[BunnyBob77]

Find new bar as you strike a badass pose while the bar explodes.

[Tlc2011]

Alright.

You make a badass pose after walking out of the bar.
Meanwhile, the bar explodes due to a strangely timed terrorist.

You find a new bar.

What will you order?

[Reccomended: Don't order anything, you'll find out why sooner or later]

[Tersr]

Chat with the bartender, and win at whatever game is in the bar.

[Powder Miner]

Stare the bartender down. ORDER NOTHING!

[Tlc2011]

You stare at the bartender.

...

...

...

He screams in pain as one of his eyes waters.

You hit him for stopping the contest.

He hits you.

You throw him into the wall.
He explodes into gore.

Wow, new record - TWO bars destroyed in a day

[Tersr]

Drink all the booze, go on rampage.

[Tlc2011]

You drink all the beer and throw the table out the door - It hits a car.

Which proceeds to drive into a bus.

Which proceeds to crash into a strangely-placed nuclear factory.

Which explodes and demolishes half the entire city.

Your badassery absorbs the blast!

[Tersr]

Become sober and read some works of shakespeare