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Author Topic: You Are CHUCK NORRIS  (Read 3991 times)

Tlc2011

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You Are CHUCK NORRIS
« on: October 11, 2011, 08:29:59 pm »

You are standing in a pub.

The pub owner says "Hey, do you want anything or what?" angrily.



Rules:
No Chuck Norris Jokes.
No Spam.
No Kicking Something into Space.
No Pictures. [Applies for me too]
If you read this, you must post.
At the very least someone should upvote a suggestion for Chuck to do whatever is suggested. If not, Chuck shall roundhouse kick it with his mind.
« Last Edit: October 11, 2011, 08:35:08 pm by Tlc2011 »
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Re: You Are CHUCK NORRIS
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2011, 08:31:34 pm »

>Punch his face into oblivion. That horrible game will be a just punishment.
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Tlc2011

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Re: You Are CHUCK NORRIS
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2011, 08:42:31 pm »

Since no one else is posting [so far], Here we go  ;)

You proceed to punch the man in the face, throwing him into a wall!
"What the hell, man?"
You hit him again.
Again.
Again.
His face explodes.

Now what

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Re: You Are CHUCK NORRIS
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2011, 08:47:51 pm »

Find new bar.
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Tlc2011

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Re: You Are CHUCK NORRIS
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2011, 08:49:14 pm »

OOC Question: Why is there so many fire emblem avys?
OOC: We need one more person to approve the above. [above post]

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Re: You Are CHUCK NORRIS
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2011, 08:50:30 pm »

Adwarf's RTD had these as char avys, so we used them as our avys.
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Re: You Are CHUCK NORRIS
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2011, 08:52:11 pm »

Ah, alright.
Anyone going to approve the suggestion "find a new bar" or suggest something else like "BADASS POSE WHILE BAR EXPLODES"?

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Re: You Are CHUCK NORRIS
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2011, 08:57:47 pm »

Find new bar as you strike a badass pose while the bar explodes.
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Re: You Are CHUCK NORRIS
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2011, 08:59:55 pm »

Alright.

You make a badass pose after walking out of the bar.
Meanwhile, the bar explodes due to a strangely timed terrorist.

You find a new bar.

What will you order?

[Reccomended: Don't order anything, you'll find out why sooner or later]

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Re: You Are CHUCK NORRIS
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2011, 09:07:38 pm »

Chat with the bartender, and win at whatever game is in the bar.
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Re: You Are CHUCK NORRIS
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2011, 09:52:19 pm »

Stare the bartender down. ORDER NOTHING!
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Re: You Are CHUCK NORRIS
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2011, 11:10:04 pm »

You stare at the bartender.

...

...

...

He screams in pain as one of his eyes waters.

You hit him for stopping the contest.

He hits you.

You throw him into the wall.
He explodes into gore.

Wow, new record - TWO bars destroyed in a day

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Re: You Are CHUCK NORRIS
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2011, 11:11:09 pm »

Drink all the booze, go on rampage.
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Re: You Are CHUCK NORRIS
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2011, 11:13:13 pm »

You drink all the beer and throw the table out the door - It hits a car.

Which proceeds to drive into a bus.

Which proceeds to crash into a strangely-placed nuclear factory.

Which explodes and demolishes half the entire city.

Your badassery absorbs the blast!

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Re: You Are CHUCK NORRIS
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2011, 11:14:37 pm »

Become sober and read some works of shakespeare
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