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Author Topic: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.  (Read 6643 times)

Tlc2011

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Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2011, 08:53:53 pm »

>Pass out again after finding and eating a random zombie.

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Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2011, 08:59:04 pm »

Exploit the horrors of the cosmos you saw to gain infinite magical power.
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Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« Reply #17 on: October 11, 2011, 09:36:11 pm »

Get some normal clothes, and go back to your TOTALLY MODERN APARTMENT IN A TOTALLY MODERN CITY BECAUSE THIS MUST BE AN URBAN FANTASY TO STAND OUT!

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Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« Reply #18 on: October 11, 2011, 11:57:49 pm »

((It's going to be a massive mishmash of concepts and creations that i came up with. It will stand out....Like the race of the current character. Oh and you can look stuff up in the magic book that ways nothing and is huge.))

Your brain explodes in an instant. But because you had control over all of time and space, you merely vented your powers into some helpless thief who was trying to steal your hat.
Why didn't you increase your retention ability to control of all the power? But now that's gone...
That's what I would have done.
Tim dislikes the idea of fixing his hat, considering that would require finding the tailor and asking him to fix it.
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Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« Reply #19 on: October 12, 2011, 12:28:04 am »

Enchanting. Making magic items forever.
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Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« Reply #20 on: October 12, 2011, 03:17:13 am »

seconding enchanting.
Also loot the thief's dead body and enjoy the irony.


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Is that just us or is there somebody else around?
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Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« Reply #21 on: October 12, 2011, 03:19:44 am »

Enchanter.
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Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« Reply #22 on: October 12, 2011, 11:17:59 am »

You are wearing ugly brown robes over woolen trousers and a woolen undershirt.-1 defence

Remove robes.
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Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« Reply #23 on: October 12, 2011, 11:22:07 am »

You are wearing ugly brown robes over woolen trousers and a woolen undershirt.-1 defence

Remove robes.

Enhcant the robe with explosive runes.
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Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« Reply #24 on: October 12, 2011, 02:30:44 pm »

Wearing less might give -2 defence, be careful.
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Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« Reply #25 on: October 12, 2011, 02:39:54 pm »

You are wearing ugly brown robes over woolen trousers and a woolen undershirt.-1 defence

Remove robes.

Enchant the robe with explosive runes.
there is no way this could possibly go wrong. then wear the robes.
 "I am wearing a Robe made of explodium! I DARE you to attack me"
or maybe the xplosion will simply knock away any weapons.
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Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« Reply #26 on: October 12, 2011, 02:52:45 pm »

((Which artstyle is better for you guys? The old pixel one or this anime type one? I can do a lot of stuff with both, but this one looks better in my opinion...))
You've gained the enchant ability.
You've looted a Thieves Guild License, four silver coins, a cool black bandanna face mask, and a knife.
Tim hates his robes, so he writes explosive runes on them and then throws them into a main street, five minutes later you hear an explosion.
Your hat mutates because you haven't vented any of that magic. Its now...creepy...and a slightly more pleasing orange and black color.
You also just realised that it looks like you bashed this thief's head in... and the thieves guild don't look too kindly on murders of its members.
You should probably leave the alley.

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Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« Reply #27 on: October 12, 2011, 02:59:34 pm »

((Anime-styled Tim looks better.))

Look for secret doors.
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Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« Reply #28 on: October 12, 2011, 03:39:32 pm »

listen to the voices unless we are the voices. Also i vote for anime syle tim because it looks better.
Enchant Plank of wood using a random spell from your book and all your built up magic energies.
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Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« Reply #29 on: October 12, 2011, 03:41:43 pm »

Yeah, he looks better.
So it's from Gaia Online?

However, I have no idea what to suggest..
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