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Author Topic: You are a rock.  (Read 3978 times)

Shootandrun

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Re: You are a rock.
« Reply #30 on: October 08, 2011, 07:38:12 pm »

Guys. We are going to be a kobold statue. It's obvious.
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DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: You are a rock.
« Reply #31 on: October 08, 2011, 07:46:46 pm »

A cow could beat a kobold in a fight any day of the week.

ALL PRAISE COW!   WE MUST APPEASE THE COWGODS WITH A STATUE IN THEIR LIKENESS!
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micelus

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Re: You are a rock.
« Reply #32 on: October 08, 2011, 07:47:51 pm »

How about a Cow with a Kobold riding it?
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UltraValican

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Re: You are a rock.
« Reply #33 on: October 08, 2011, 08:11:23 pm »

Guys. We are going to be a kobold statue. It's obvious.
Ah Ah Ah, no reading ahead

The dwarf grabs you and sprints towards his workshop, you will finally have a form....
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A goblin with a smug grin on his face begins searching the corpse, he picks you up for a brief second then tosses you aside.
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ShoesandHats

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Re: You are a rock.
« Reply #34 on: October 08, 2011, 08:12:23 pm »

Current location?
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UltraValican

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Re: You are a rock.
« Reply #35 on: October 08, 2011, 08:15:23 pm »

Current location?
You are in a now fallen fortress filled with goblins pouring in,  judging by the rate goblins are pouring in ,your close to the surface.
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Re: You are a rock.
« Reply #36 on: October 08, 2011, 08:18:45 pm »

Use the power of rock to bend reality and make a goblin mason have a strange mood.
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Re: You are a rock.
« Reply #37 on: October 08, 2011, 08:18:54 pm »

Influence the porticlus to "Drop"
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Mullet Master

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Re: You are a rock.
« Reply #38 on: October 08, 2011, 08:31:14 pm »


Use the power of rock to bend reality to make a troll get enraged and throw the rock at the highest ranking goblin nearby.
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ShoesandHats

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Re: You are a rock.
« Reply #39 on: October 08, 2011, 08:35:40 pm »

Implant the word "Traitor" in one of the goblin's heads.
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Scaraban

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Re: You are a rock.
« Reply #40 on: October 08, 2011, 08:36:32 pm »

Grow
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The Merchant Of Menace

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Re: You are a rock.
« Reply #41 on: October 09, 2011, 04:09:43 am »

Erode into dust, then suffocate one of the goblins and take it over.
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Re: You are a rock.
« Reply #42 on: October 09, 2011, 04:14:48 am »

Implant the word "Traitor" in one of the goblin's heads.
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Re: You are a rock.
« Reply #43 on: October 09, 2011, 11:54:46 am »

Implant the word "Traitor" in one of the goblin's heads.
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Geen

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Re: You are a rock.
« Reply #44 on: October 09, 2011, 03:29:41 pm »

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