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Author Topic: You are a rock.  (Read 3989 times)

UltraValican

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You are a rock.
« on: October 08, 2011, 01:22:47 pm »

You are a rock in a cave, what is your next move.
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Re: You are a rock.
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2011, 01:31:57 pm »

Invent Rock 'n' Roll
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Re: You are a rock.
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2011, 01:33:25 pm »

Disable moss gathering.
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Re: You are a rock.
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2011, 01:35:36 pm »

Invent Rock 'n' Roll
You focus your mental? powers to create rock and roll, but fail. However you gain a new power.
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Your in a cave there is no moss

You hear muttering up ahead....
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Re: You are a rock.
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2011, 01:37:33 pm »

Influence the mutterer to pick you up.
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Re: You are a rock.
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2011, 01:37:41 pm »

Make the mutterers say "KOBOLD!"
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Re: You are a rock.
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2011, 01:52:53 pm »

Call upon your brothers on the cave walls to collapse and kill the intruder.
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Re: You are a rock.
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2011, 02:18:38 pm »

Attempt to take over the mutterer's mind. SOON IT SHALL BE ONE OF US!
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Re: You are a rock.
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2011, 02:19:20 pm »

Attempt to erode.
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Re: You are a rock.
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2011, 03:15:32 pm »

Influence the mutterer to pick you up.
You use you mind control powers to influence the mutterer to pick you up
Soon, the mutterer comes into view: Its a dwarf
The dwarf picks the rock up next to you, and turns away
Make the mutterers say "KOBOLD!"
You make the dwarf THINK about kobolds, suddenly the dwarves eyes roll into the back of his head and he drops the rock!
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Call upon your brothers on the cave walls to collapse and kill the intruder.
You are the only sentient boulder in the world......
Attempt to erode.
The above fact makes you contemplate suicide, but you soon dismiss the idea.

You see the fey dwarf  re enter the cave.
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Re: You are a rock.
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2011, 03:18:15 pm »

Infulence him to "Mine"
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Re: You are a rock.
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2011, 03:29:07 pm »

Attempt to look appealing and usable
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Re: You are a rock.
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2011, 03:34:24 pm »

Make him think about all the things he can make with "Rock".
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Re: You are a rock.
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2011, 03:35:16 pm »

Wait... what kind of rock are we?
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Re: You are a rock.
« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2011, 03:38:44 pm »

Microline. Let's convince him to take us, to release his inner fey muse.
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