Woah. You feel
very dizzy. How long have you been
asleep? You roll over onto your front, and stand up, but your
arms continue to land back on the
floor. OH NO! You are still a
horse. It seems that
sleeping it off will not allow you to recover from your
transformation.
Oh, well, you think.
Might as well make the most of it. You tap all four of your
hooves in a
rhythmical fashion. This is
incredibly silly.
Anyway, it's time to get
down to business. If
horseshit was what got you into this mess, surely
manshit is what will get you out of it. And look! Here's the
old clay pot you've been using as a
toilet, and was totally in your
inventory this whole time! It's a pity you can't pick it up with these
ridiculous hooves.
Take note that you are now
Dangerously HungryProperty:
5x Shillings
1x Farthings
1x Glass pitcher of smelly green chemical
2/3x Glass pitcher of dangerous looking yellow chemical
2/3x Glass pitcher of horse shite
1x Dirty empty glass pitcher
4x Pieces of rusty metal
5x Pieces of soft, grey, heavy metal
12x Glass tubing
1x Pair of shredded leggings
2x Torn leather shoes
1x Ripped white tunic
2x Torn leather gloves
1x Pair of broken protective spectacles
1x Rented room
1x Cast-iron pot full of Potion of Horse Transformation
1x Bag of coal
1x Bag of salt
1x Chamber Pot
Learned Recipes:
Potion of Horse Transformation:
Take:
1 part each Dangerous Looking Yellow Chemical, Horse Shite, and Soft, Grey, Metal
Simmer for half an hour, stirring occasionally. Add:
2 Shillings
5 drops Blood
3 drops Smelly Green Chemical
General stats:
Horse Level: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
Hunger: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
Health: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
Popularity: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ (Neutral)
Orders:
No-one has ordered any chemicals or metals, transmuted or otherwise, yet.
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