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Author Topic: After much pondering, I have come to one conclusion:  (Read 41042 times)

Specter513

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Re: After much pondering, I have come to one conclusion:
« Reply #90 on: September 28, 2011, 01:53:52 pm »
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What's a dwarf called who lives on the surface?

The menu.
I believe those are called hobbits.
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Quote from: Ubiq on September 30, 2011, 11:53:55 am
Leprechauns actually. That "magically delicious taste" prefstring soon lead to their total extinction.
Quote from: ClkWrkJester on October 08, 2011, 10:22:30 pm
Congratulations, you killed the only things considered dominant and have heralded the end of civilization in your world as you know it.

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Re: After much pondering, I have come to one conclusion:
« Reply #91 on: September 28, 2011, 02:09:10 pm »
Quote from: Specter513 on September 28, 2011, 01:53:52 pm
Quote from: Boost One on September 28, 2011, 06:16:27 am
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What's a dwarf called who lives on the surface?

The menu.
I believe those are called hobbits.
Actually, yes.
Hobbits are JUST F'd up enough to match the description of a surface-Dwarf.
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Quote from: Jiopaba on August 21, 2011, 04:21:58 pm
Ah, my dwarven heart beats with fierce pride for this.  I can't take it anymore!  I have to go do something profound.

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Re: After much pondering, I have come to one conclusion:
« Reply #92 on: September 28, 2011, 02:09:32 pm »
*sees thread*







...*walks back out*
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Re: After much pondering, I have come to one conclusion:
« Reply #93 on: September 28, 2011, 02:11:51 pm »
Quote from: Caz on September 28, 2011, 02:09:32 pm
*sees thread*







...*walks back out*

Guess he didn't like the trail mix.
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Re: After much pondering, I have come to one conclusion:
« Reply #94 on: September 28, 2011, 02:18:43 pm »
Quote from: King DZA on September 28, 2011, 02:11:51 pm
Quote from: Caz on September 28, 2011, 02:09:32 pm
*sees thread*







...*walks back out*

Guess he didn't like the trail mix.
Some people just don't have any taste in good food.
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Quote from: Jiopaba on August 21, 2011, 04:21:58 pm
Ah, my dwarven heart beats with fierce pride for this.  I can't take it anymore!  I have to go do something profound.

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Re: After much pondering, I have come to one conclusion:
« Reply #95 on: September 28, 2011, 02:45:53 pm »
Quote from: Eddren on September 28, 2011, 02:18:43 pm
Quote from: King DZA on September 28, 2011, 02:11:51 pm
Quote from: Caz on September 28, 2011, 02:09:32 pm
*sees thread*







...*walks back out*

Guess he didn't like the trail mix.
Some people just don't have any taste in good food.
I find your lack of taste disturbing.
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Quote from: Ubiq on September 30, 2011, 11:53:55 am
Leprechauns actually. That "magically delicious taste" prefstring soon lead to their total extinction.
Quote from: ClkWrkJester on October 08, 2011, 10:22:30 pm
Congratulations, you killed the only things considered dominant and have heralded the end of civilization in your world as you know it.

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Re: After much pondering, I have come to one conclusion:
« Reply #96 on: September 28, 2011, 02:46:46 pm »
He lacked an honorable beard.
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Re: After much pondering, I have come to one conclusion:
« Reply #97 on: September 28, 2011, 02:52:17 pm »
Probably a goblin spy smart enough to walk out while the magma was still being pumped.


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Re: After much pondering, I have come to one conclusion:
« Reply #98 on: September 28, 2011, 02:53:00 pm »
It'll have to wait for Carnes to get the server back up, as he's currently changing homes.
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Re: After much pondering, I have come to one conclusion:
« Reply #99 on: September 28, 2011, 03:44:20 pm »
Quote from: Xen0n on September 28, 2011, 01:37:37 pm
See, most threads start on some dwarven application or other, and eventually devolve into suggestions of either the Necro910 Method or Organised Torture/Phalluses.

This thread started by invoking both of these names of power, and has run it's natural course.  It's like taking the second derivative of madness.


m(t)=M0P0td/S

where m(t) is the madness of a thread of length t, M0 is the MAGMA coefficient, P0 is the phallus coefficient, d is the derailment factor, and S is the strength of the original topic.
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Re: After much pondering, I have come to one conclusion:
« Reply #100 on: September 28, 2011, 04:44:10 pm »
Quote from: Gizogin on September 28, 2011, 03:44:20 pm
Quote from: Xen0n on September 28, 2011, 01:37:37 pm
See, most threads start on some dwarven application or other, and eventually devolve into suggestions of either the Necro910 Method or Organised Torture/Phalluses.

This thread started by invoking both of these names of power, and has run it's natural course.  It's like taking the second derivative of madness.


m(t)=M0P0td/S

where m(t) is the madness of a thread of length t, M0 is the MAGMA coefficient, P0 is the phallus coefficient, d is the derailment factor, and S is the strength of the original topic.

Well, you see, when it comes to the creation of Threads of Power, I'm a master, able to invoke words and ideas thought of before, but in ways so terrifying, that even the Capybaras run in terror.
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Quote from: Jiopaba on August 21, 2011, 04:21:58 pm
Ah, my dwarven heart beats with fierce pride for this.  I can't take it anymore!  I have to go do something profound.

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Re: After much pondering, I have come to one conclusion:
« Reply #101 on: September 28, 2011, 05:08:18 pm »
I had some dwarves corner a capybara once.  Then I got thrown out of the zoo.  Apparently it's illegal to toss midgets into an enclosure.
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Re: After much pondering, I have come to one conclusion:
« Reply #102 on: September 28, 2011, 05:15:58 pm »
Quote from: ZeroSumHappiness on September 28, 2011, 05:08:18 pm
I had some dwarves corner a capybara once.  Then I got thrown out of the zoo.  Apparently it's illegal to toss midgets into an enclosure.

Did they manage to defeat the mighty beast tough? Or did the guards throw them out too?
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Re: After much pondering, I have come to one conclusion:
« Reply #103 on: September 28, 2011, 05:16:36 pm »
Quote from: ZeroSumHappiness on September 28, 2011, 05:08:18 pm
I had some dwarves corner a capybara once.  Then I got thrown out of the zoo.  Apparently it's illegal to toss midgets into an enclosure.
The answer should be obvious.

Need I say more?
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Re: After much pondering, I have come to one conclusion:
« Reply #104 on: September 28, 2011, 05:27:02 pm »
Quote from: Necro910 on September 28, 2011, 05:16:36 pm
Quote from: ZeroSumHappiness on September 28, 2011, 05:08:18 pm
I had some dwarves corner a capybara once.  Then I got thrown out of the zoo.  Apparently it's illegal to toss midgets into an enclosure.
The answer should be obvious.

Need I say more?

MMMidget protection and preservation force?
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