Shit: Happen.What, again? You just happened like 30 minutes ago. You think it's about time Crap takes a turn.
Crap: Happen.You are totally down with that. You get down to happenin' right this second.
Be TE.You are now TE. You're pretty sure you're dead, but something feels wrong. Sort of like the feeling you got when you broke that cruxite weapon over that poor Imp's head. Like you broke some sort of higher law, and now nature is going to sling you into a shitty afterlife for it. Or maybe something worse, you can't tell, it all jsut hurts ithurts it HURTSithURts let us out lettusssFREEEE
Zarean: Something bad is about to happen.Yeah, your Seer senses are going absolutely batshit crazy over here. As you near the shiny object, you very quickly realize that it's just a shiny pearl, not a gate. Shit. Well, maybe you can... Is that the Mind symbol up in Skaia? What's that doing ther-... what the hell? You weren't expecting him to ascend this soon, especially since you just saw him in the Land of... that's not the Knight, is it. Shit. Again.
Everyone: See the thing in Skaia. Have absolutely no idea what's going on.You are now TB. You only barely have any idea of what's going on, but you aren't really surprised. You've seen enough ascensions that they're never a surprise. Although the double Mind symbol is a bit worrisome. You continue into the factory after you're sure Mimi and Emily didn't set off any lethal traps anyways.
You are now Danielle, and you have no idea what that glowing thing is, but it's probably going to suck. Goddamn Sburb.
You are now the Narrator, and you're not going to speak for everyone else's characters since that's a thing they're supposed to do on their own. Plus you're a bit lazy and don't want the wall of text to be too ginormous.
Phlegm: SPLIT ASCENSIONYou are TE again, just for reference.
Your psyche splits in two as you ascend. Your sane half goes back to your original session, to your dreamself on Prospit. Your dreamglobe explodes, and you find yourself floating above the planet where you once dreamed as an eclipse nears, and your friends are about to fight the Black King. Well, you suppose it's never too late to rejoin the party, although you are slightly concerned that the Mind symbol on your chest is hollowed out compared to the one you've seen before, almost as though you're missing a vital piece. You jump down into the fray anyways, ready to help the team you lost so long ago.
The other half of you, the part you were supposed to tame and control as the Page, the part was created after you created your own session, the part that's generally deranged, the part containing a Title of its own, surpressed due to its nature and the fact that it's murderous in every sense of the word... That half goes to your other dreamself, salvaged from the remains of Derse in your second, broken session. That dreamself which is, currently, hidden under the floorboards of a certain Wandering Villager. You reach god-tier again, something goes truly and horribly wrong, and a beast is awoken.
A village is slaughtered; a Wandering Villager turned to a Weeping Vagrant, crying for those he knew, those he wished to help, as they were slaughtered by something he brought upon them.
The Prince of Mind is awake and has received an immortal body of his own, no longer sharing with the Page. And
boy, is he pissed.
You get major props if you totally saw this coming (except Blade because I cleared it with him first). I really wanted to illustrate it, but my skills were not up to par no matter how much I tried. So I think I'll let someone else do that if they want.
And I'll do the chatlog from the angel later so that I don't pull a WALL OF TEXT x2 COMBO.